Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945. The Germans surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not! Опубликовано Больше года

Ты can get a perfect score on your SATs by putting "Chuck norris" as every answer. Опубликовано Больше года

the last perosn to look chuck norris in the eyes was stevie wonder. Опубликовано Больше года

Why did Chuck Norris пересекать, крест the road? Pfft.... Chuch Norris didn't пересекать, крест the road. The road moved under Chuck Norris. Опубликовано Больше года

Look, people, Chuck Norris is not that great! You're all like "oh he's a GOD!" But he's not! If he were, he'd come to my house and beat my head with the keyboarnjnhbbjlnhjubvgnjmnjvbgbn,bgnjmknhjbb Опубликовано Больше года

chuck norris doesnt have to pay taxes ever he send in a blacnk Форум and a picture of him croucheing.
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Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. When he went home, there were only islands left. Опубликовано Больше года

Chuck Norris filmed how they assembling the first camera. Опубликовано Больше года

They were Bush, God and Chuck Norris. Then they wanted to пересекать, крест the lake. God went first, then Chuck Norris. куст, буш was wonderin how to пересекать, крест a river. Then God whispered to Chuck Norris ''shud we tell him about the stones''. And Chuck Norris ''What stones''? Опубликовано Больше года

Theres no theory of evolution. Theres only Животные that Chuck Norris let them live.

When колокол, колокольчик, белл invented first phone. Chuck Norris already had 2 messages. Опубликовано Больше года

Once poison snake bites Chuk Norris. After 3 horrible days in pain, snake died. Опубликовано Больше года

Chuck Norris once came twice.
Chuck Norris nominated Big Brother.
Two guys decidet to rob a bank. Then 1 robber run on the left side other on the right side. Chuk Norris run after them both at the same time.
How many pushups Chuck Norris can do? All.
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When a zombie bits Chuck Norris, he doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris Опубликовано Больше года

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck was Chuck Norris??
ALL OF IT!
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the reason pi is so long is because it's running away from Chuck Norris Опубликовано Больше года

Иисус can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim threw land. Опубликовано Больше года

There are no steroids in baseball... Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on Опубликовано Больше года

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even еще badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. Опубликовано Больше года