Demotivational KND Posters

Kacey (Numbuh 7) sighed, aggravated. "Numbuh 3, for the last time, we are NOT going to the 'Rainbow Monkey Jamacian Jumper Playhouse and Resort'!"
Kuki whined, "Why NOT?!"
"Because we went the год before....and the год before THAT....and the год before THAT..."
She growled and rolled her eyes.
"C'mon guys, think! I got to let Numbuh 362 know where we're gonna hold the KND'S annual "Fun 'n' Sun' summer party TODAY! Any other ideas?"
Hoagie (Numbuh 2) raised his hand.
"No, we're not going to the Еда court in the mall."
He put his hand down.
Minerva (Numbuh 245) and Wally (Numbuh 4) raised their...

"You sure about this Wally?" Kuki whispered. "Richard the Clown was ready to kill you. We don't want Ты to die!" Wally started blushing.
"Well, it's the best we've got. I'd rather not sit here for the rest of my life." Wally said. Kuki glanced at the staircase.
"Alright," Kuki began, "It's your funeral." Wally began hopping over to the staircase. Then Richard came from out of nowhere. Wally stopped hopping.
"Mitchell! Valerie! Get in here, NOW!" Richard shouted. Mitchell and Valerie were arguing. Richard punched Mitchell. Mitchell cleared his throat.
"So, Wallabee," Mitchell began. Wally and...

Wally woke up in a dark room. It was huge. To him it looked like an Airplane Hangar. Just then, a clown with his makeup rubbed off and his clothes torn came out from the shadows. It was the Clown from the Boomerang Roller Coaster! Wally realized he was tied to a chair. Then, a much smaller clown appeared. He seemed about 17-18 years old.
"Why hello, young boy." The older clown said. "You might remember me from the Boomerang ride. Well, FORGET THAT! I'm Richard фургон, ван Bloomehnoze." Wally cracked up.
"DO NOT LAUGH AT MY LAST NAME или I WILL KILL YOU, BOY!" Richard said. " Now this is my son, Mitchell....

About 3 hours later (Wow, back-to-back-to-back missions are LONG!), Sector V and Numbuhs 8, 1000, and 2001 came back; happy and laughing.
"Wow, Kiki! Ты sure gave it to the Count!", Abby commented, "He's right; Ты really ARE scary when you're sleep-deprived."
Kiki giggled, "Vincent Price' scary или 'Father having a hissy fit' scary?"
"Well-"
Everyone's jaws dropped when they saw Numbuhs 244 and 245 standing Далее to a tied-up Numbuh 3.
"Um....we're playing a game?" Minerva chuckled nervously.
Kacey was growling.
Kiki looked at Valentina.
"WHY didn't Ты stop her?!" she yelled.
"Why ME?" she asked,...

Numbuh 7 – her room – 3:05
    
    Kacey relaxed up in her room. The job she дана herself, getting Музыка for the party, had been finished in no time flat. She got up to watch the computer monitors set up . Secretly, she had planted video cameras on her fellow operatives. Though it was supposedly for ''kids Далее door security purposes'' , she just wanted to see what lengths they would go to so the party would be ready on-time. ''Uh-oh'' she whispered. On monitor 4, it showed numbuh four eating the birthday cake.

Numbuh 5 – Carnival – 3:30

    ''Come...

Numbuh 1000 gleefully skipped downstairs. Her normally happy attitude was multiplied by two this morning, for tomorrow was her 11th birthday. As she entered the kitchen, she ducked as a large spoonful of oatmeal was lobbed at her head. ''PETER MATHEW SOMMERS! WE DO NOT THROW Еда IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!!'' Megan's mother screamed at one of her sons. To a normal stranger, this looked like a reenactment of World War 2. To the Sommers, it was breakfast. In a трещина, сплит second, Numbuh 1000 decided it would be еще peaceful to eat over at Sector V. ''Mom, I'm going to eat breakfast at Kacey's.'' ''Fine, dear,...

Back at the дерево house, numbuhs 14 and 2 had started working on the defense system. Numbuh 14 had been rather quiet since numbuh 2s outburst. , Uh, s-sorry about me yelling that out loud, it was supposed to be in my head. , Numbuh two сказал(-а) nervously. , Its OK, its just, uhh.., nobody has really been exited about working with me before. , Why? , Numbuh two asked, confused. Everyone thinks...., well, that everyone thinks I'm a nerd! , She spilled out. , But, why? You're smart, funny, cute.. , he had сказал(-а) the last part in his head, in fear of her feeling even еще uncomfortable around him than...

Wally was the first one up on Рождество morning. He dashed into the TV room. Toby was already in there. He was sleeping on the only present marked 'Wally'.
"I asked for no presents!" Wally screamed. Kacey came downstairs. Toby whined.
"What the heck Wally?" Kacey asked. Everyone else came in all grumpy. Kuki however lightened up when she got there. She ripped open the biggest present first.
"What?" Kuki screamed. "Santa! I didn't want радуга Monkeys for the XBOX I want it for the Wii!" Kacey sighed.
"Kuki, what's the difference?" Kacey asked. "It's the same game."
"That's what Ты think!"...

Kacey picked up Toby and Kiki lead them to where Wally was knocked out. A big beam had landed on him. His head was cut and covered in blood. Hoagie had ran into the room to see the scene. The огонь began to grow. Kacey handed Toby to Kiki and she picked up her cousin. They ran out of Wally's room. Hoagie grabbed the огонь extinguisher and put out the fire. Right at that time, Kuki, Abby and Megan walked towards Wally's room. Kuki turned to Kacey holding Wally. She saw the big cut in his head. It was gushing blood. Wally and Kacey were now covered.
"You're the medical officer!" Kacey shouted...

Operation: C.O.N.G.R.A.T.S.

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    Numbuh two squirmed in his сиденье, место, сиденья with excitement. Today was the Big Day! A few weeks before, his teacher had дана them the assignment to bring in a example of a invention, a brief Сообщить of the inventor who created it. One of numbuh twos best inventions lay by his desk. Who better than himself when Письмо about great inventors? Meanwhile Numbuh four was gazing around at the others bringings. Under Egg Boys стол письменный, стол lay an egg timer. He let out a small groan . A радуга Monkey lay by most of the girls desks....

Hogie:It truly is an insane crazy world out there I had never had a каперсы, капер since my Mom's ужин with kookie's parents I was board out of my mind until a girl stepped into my office ar 11:00 am she smelled like bubble gum and romance gross right she wore a brown hat and пальто and carried a black case a case I was about to crack wide open.
the door slammed behind her and she haden't seen me in the dark until I turned my lamp on so of course she turned around and stuck her toungh out in disgust why?becuase I was eating яблоко crumble like usuall so se most likley heard about my little каперсы, капер of how...