50 Things to do in an elevator

1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on или off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to Показать the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of Ты just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your портфель или purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name Теги to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear...