Lucius: so... Ты live here alone with the other Jack?
EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided by SCP corp.
Lucius: cool
EJ: hey, where is masky?
Slender: he had a сердце attack
EJ: well... where is he?
Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk
*meanwhile*
49: I will cure you
ToTheArk: Ты know he is passed out and he can't hear Ты right?
49: oh... pass me the the medkit
173: ...
49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!
173: ...
49: its like i'm talking to a statue...
EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided by SCP corp.
Lucius: cool
EJ: hey, where is masky?
Slender: he had a сердце attack
EJ: well... where is he?
Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk
*meanwhile*
49: I will cure you
ToTheArk: Ты know he is passed out and he can't hear Ты right?
49: oh... pass me the the medkit
173: ...
49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!
173: ...
49: its like i'm talking to a statue...
EJ: problem, how are we supposed to get there?
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello Ты have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need Ты to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: Ты and I both know Ты don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little еще specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little еще Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello Ты have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need Ты to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: Ты and I both know Ты don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little еще specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little еще Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
PL: lord Zalgo Demands we strike the proxys on the run... We Переместить once the purge starts
Purger: yes sir!
*meanwhile*
Masky: man... I'm running out of pills
Hoody: we will get Ты some bro
EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?
Jeff: they have no business with us
Johnny: they work for Zalgo...
Jeff: Fuc*
Masky: ... Aha!
All: what?
Masky: the abandoned SCP building!
EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have
Johnny: being killed?
Jeff: worst choice ever
Purger: yes sir!
*meanwhile*
Masky: man... I'm running out of pills
Hoody: we will get Ты some bro
EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?
Jeff: they have no business with us
Johnny: they work for Zalgo...
Jeff: Fuc*
Masky: ... Aha!
All: what?
Masky: the abandoned SCP building!
EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have
Johnny: being killed?
Jeff: worst choice ever
*portal opens*
Masky: ok everyone! Let's go!
*meanwhile*
PL: It feels like this has been going on for days...
Purger: yea
PL: like almost a month...
*BOOM*
PL: WHAT THE HECK?
Zalgo: sorry, trying out a new grand entrance
PL: what is it?
Zalgo: I'm calling it off
PL: WHAT!?
Zalgo: I realized I'm sending people with no power или strength to fight people that have been trained by slenderman, which was trained by mother.
PL: so it's of?
Zalgo: yep
PL: bob, I'm sorry that I have to tell Ты this... Ты won't be able to use that gun-sword that Ты got for Christmas
Bob: aww
Masky: ok everyone! Let's go!
*meanwhile*
PL: It feels like this has been going on for days...
Purger: yea
PL: like almost a month...
*BOOM*
PL: WHAT THE HECK?
Zalgo: sorry, trying out a new grand entrance
PL: what is it?
Zalgo: I'm calling it off
PL: WHAT!?
Zalgo: I realized I'm sending people with no power или strength to fight people that have been trained by slenderman, which was trained by mother.
PL: so it's of?
Zalgo: yep
PL: bob, I'm sorry that I have to tell Ты this... Ты won't be able to use that gun-sword that Ты got for Christmas
Bob: aww
Porter: all this is just because Ты could not get along with Zalgo!
Slender: its not that!
Porter: then tell us what was the reason?
Slender: *sigh* as Ты most all of Ты know before the treaty broke, me and Skully went to silent холм, хилл for a meeting. during are stay Zalgos army came... they killed everyone...
Jeff: including Skully?
Slender: yes, I did not tell Ты due to Ты guys having some Друзья there...
LJ: shi* just got real!
Slender: we have to save them!
Masky: its to dangerous!
Lucius: screw dangerous! we're already on death row!
Slender: I'm going to save them! I don't care if its dangerous!
Lucius: me and LJ are going with him!
LJ: wai-
Lucius: Ты owe me! Ты have no Idea how many times I have answered the door!
LJ: ok... let me get my vodka!
Slender: its not that!
Porter: then tell us what was the reason?
Slender: *sigh* as Ты most all of Ты know before the treaty broke, me and Skully went to silent холм, хилл for a meeting. during are stay Zalgos army came... they killed everyone...
Jeff: including Skully?
Slender: yes, I did not tell Ты due to Ты guys having some Друзья there...
LJ: shi* just got real!
Slender: we have to save them!
Masky: its to dangerous!
Lucius: screw dangerous! we're already on death row!
Slender: I'm going to save them! I don't care if its dangerous!
Lucius: me and LJ are going with him!
LJ: wai-
Lucius: Ты owe me! Ты have no Idea how many times I have answered the door!
LJ: ok... let me get my vodka!
Lucius: ok, who are you?
Clockwork: my name is Clockwork
Lucius: oh, your that girl that Ticci Toby says is cute
Clockwork: what? he сказал(-а) that about me?
Lucius: *pulls out DiPhone* Эй, Masky, Ты owe me 20 bucks
Maksy: FU-
Lucius: *hangs up* so... who do Ты work for? SCP? SOK?
Clockwork: Zalgo
Lucius: oh... umm... SLEEP GAS!
*BANG*
Clockwork: wai- *flop*
Lucius: ok... how the hell am I supposed to get her to the house?
Me: BY THE POWER OF PLOTHOLES!
Lucius: lets just say I have a car...
Me: fine...
Clockwork: my name is Clockwork
Lucius: oh, your that girl that Ticci Toby says is cute
Clockwork: what? he сказал(-а) that about me?
Lucius: *pulls out DiPhone* Эй, Masky, Ты owe me 20 bucks
Maksy: FU-
Lucius: *hangs up* so... who do Ты work for? SCP? SOK?
Clockwork: Zalgo
Lucius: oh... umm... SLEEP GAS!
*BANG*
Clockwork: wai- *flop*
Lucius: ok... how the hell am I supposed to get her to the house?
Me: BY THE POWER OF PLOTHOLES!
Lucius: lets just say I have a car...
Me: fine...
Lucius: Ты know buddy, since your on death row I should tell Ты something... Ты better be grateful I'M killing you... Ты could have been killed by a tall faceless guy with a VERY bad temper. now that I've told Ты that, TO HEAVEN или HELL FUC*ER!
*Bang*
Lucius: heh heh... he got blood on my suit...
*on the way home*
Lucius: to heaven или hell... its cheesy but it is better than "you shouldn't have done that"
*Crash*
Lucius: who's there? if it's the cops I done
nuthin!
???: hello there...
Lucius: who are you?
???: the Вопрос is... who are you?
Lucius: says the girl that has a clock for an eye
Clockwork: says the guy that just murdered someone
Lucius: says the girl that somehow knows about it
Clockwork: says the guy that... umm
Lucius: my point exactly
*Bang*
Lucius: heh heh... he got blood on my suit...
*on the way home*
Lucius: to heaven или hell... its cheesy but it is better than "you shouldn't have done that"
*Crash*
Lucius: who's there? if it's the cops I done
nuthin!
???: hello there...
Lucius: who are you?
???: the Вопрос is... who are you?
Lucius: says the girl that has a clock for an eye
Clockwork: says the guy that just murdered someone
Lucius: says the girl that somehow knows about it
Clockwork: says the guy that... umm
Lucius: my point exactly
Slender: where the hell are those two...
Lucius: back!
Johhny: *tied up* RELEASE ME!
LJ: Johnny!?
Jeff: Ты know this guy!?
LJ: ya... he was a member of the SOK...
Johnny: Ты WORK FOR ZALG-
Lucius: *slaps Johnny*
LJ: calm down! we don't work for Zalgo
Johnny: LIES!
Lucius: *slaps Johnny*
Johnny: STO-
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: HEY-
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: ok i'll stop
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: I сказал(-а) I WOULD STOP!
Lucius: oops... sorry...
Johnny: Ты better be!
Lucius: back!
Johhny: *tied up* RELEASE ME!
LJ: Johnny!?
Jeff: Ты know this guy!?
LJ: ya... he was a member of the SOK...
Johnny: Ты WORK FOR ZALG-
Lucius: *slaps Johnny*
LJ: calm down! we don't work for Zalgo
Johnny: LIES!
Lucius: *slaps Johnny*
Johnny: STO-
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: HEY-
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: ok i'll stop
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: I сказал(-а) I WOULD STOP!
Lucius: oops... sorry...
Johnny: Ты better be!