*meanwhile in the underworld*
Zalgo: *snickers*
Observer: whats so funny?!
Zalgo: oh, sorry... funny thing on the show
Observer: every one here?
All: yes sir!
Observer: go prepare yourselves for the Далее attack...
All: yes sir! *all walk away*
Zalgo: Эй, Observer!
Observer: what...
Zalgo: I got new guys!
Observer: what?
Zalgo: meet Mr. Widemouth
Mr.W: hi!
Zalgo: Lisa
Lisa: hey...
Zalgo: Targeter
Targeter: ...
Zalgo: and Pyris
Pyris: Why am I here again?
Zalgo: they will be are new commanders
Observer: ._.
Zalgo: *snickers*
Observer: whats so funny?!
Zalgo: oh, sorry... funny thing on the show
Observer: every one here?
All: yes sir!
Observer: go prepare yourselves for the Далее attack...
All: yes sir! *all walk away*
Zalgo: Эй, Observer!
Observer: what...
Zalgo: I got new guys!
Observer: what?
Zalgo: meet Mr. Widemouth
Mr.W: hi!
Zalgo: Lisa
Lisa: hey...
Zalgo: Targeter
Targeter: ...
Zalgo: and Pyris
Pyris: Why am I here again?
Zalgo: they will be are new commanders
Observer: ._.
Zalgo: finally, my день off...
SL: SIRRRRRR!
Zalgo: WHAT?
SL: the grunts are having a fight again
Zalgo: then go take care of it
SL: how can I when Ты only addressed only half of them of my rank!
Zalgo: its my день off
SL: its your kingdom!
Zalgo: its still my день off!
SL: ._.
Zalgo: ._.
SL :c
Zalgo: :c
SL: :P
Zalgo: :P
SL: :l
Zalgo: :l
SL: :[
Zalgo: :[
SL: :B
Zalgo: :B
SL: thats it, im going to play on my DiPod
Zalgo: finally...
Grunt: SIRRRRRR!
Zalgo: shi*
SL: SIRRRRRR!
Zalgo: WHAT?
SL: the grunts are having a fight again
Zalgo: then go take care of it
SL: how can I when Ты only addressed only half of them of my rank!
Zalgo: its my день off
SL: its your kingdom!
Zalgo: its still my день off!
SL: ._.
Zalgo: ._.
SL :c
Zalgo: :c
SL: :P
Zalgo: :P
SL: :l
Zalgo: :l
SL: :[
Zalgo: :[
SL: :B
Zalgo: :B
SL: thats it, im going to play on my DiPod
Zalgo: finally...
Grunt: SIRRRRRR!
Zalgo: shi*
Me: hi guys im home!
Jeff rip offs: hi!
Jeff: *mph*
Me: what the hell is going on?!
Jeef: Jeff killed my brother
Jef: i have RED eyes
Jeffy: I have two knifes!
Jake: Im his step-brother!
Lucius: *drops cigarette*
*10 minuets later*
Me: did Ты have to burn my house!?
Lucius: yes
Jeff: what the hell was that?
Lucius: your fan-base
Jeff: im screwed
Me: were the hell am I supposed to live!
Lucius: hey, just walk it off...
Me: I hate Ты guys so much...
Jeff rip offs: hi!
Jeff: *mph*
Me: what the hell is going on?!
Jeef: Jeff killed my brother
Jef: i have RED eyes
Jeffy: I have two knifes!
Jake: Im his step-brother!
Lucius: *drops cigarette*
*10 minuets later*
Me: did Ты have to burn my house!?
Lucius: yes
Jeff: what the hell was that?
Lucius: your fan-base
Jeff: im screwed
Me: were the hell am I supposed to live!
Lucius: hey, just walk it off...
Me: I hate Ты guys so much...
Slender: *grabs Observer*
Observer: Firebrand!
Firebrand: yes sir! [i'm sorry my friends]
*floor catches on fire*
Observer: Ты will burn and suffer!
Hoody: master! we have to get out of here!
Lucius: hey! someone actually makes since!
Slender: *drops Observer*
Toby: not again!
All: *runs out*
Rake: we have to get out of here!
Observer: *pulls out DiPhone* ZALGO! TELEPORT US OUT OF HERE!
Zalgo: huh? oh come on " how I met your mother" is on
Observer: ZALGO!
Zalgo: fine... *opens portal*
Observer: to the portal!
All: *goes through portal*
Observer: Firebrand!
Firebrand: yes sir! [i'm sorry my friends]
*floor catches on fire*
Observer: Ты will burn and suffer!
Hoody: master! we have to get out of here!
Lucius: hey! someone actually makes since!
Slender: *drops Observer*
Toby: not again!
All: *runs out*
Rake: we have to get out of here!
Observer: *pulls out DiPhone* ZALGO! TELEPORT US OUT OF HERE!
Zalgo: huh? oh come on " how I met your mother" is on
Observer: ZALGO!
Zalgo: fine... *opens portal*
Observer: to the portal!
All: *goes through portal*
LJ: road trip!
Lucius: we are just going to the bar...
LJ: oh...
*both get in car*
*driving*
Lucius: ... how was your day?
LJ: oh, good
Lucius: what have Ты been doing?
LJ: Ты know, the usual...
Lucius: did Ты see that game?
LJ: yeah it was SO close!
Lucius: oh! did Ты win that card game with Hypno?
LJ: no, he kept using physic...
Lucius: how was that movie?
LJ: it was good, but the ending sucked...
Lucius: ...
LJ: ...
KIBS: HI GUYS!
Both: SHI-
*crash*
морган Freeman: no one survived that day...
Lucius: *shoots tazer*
морган Freeman: hfukjnhhauhbbhjiloveKFCjlijhknkjnh
Lucius: I win... again
Lucius: we are just going to the bar...
LJ: oh...
*both get in car*
*driving*
Lucius: ... how was your day?
LJ: oh, good
Lucius: what have Ты been doing?
LJ: Ты know, the usual...
Lucius: did Ты see that game?
LJ: yeah it was SO close!
Lucius: oh! did Ты win that card game with Hypno?
LJ: no, he kept using physic...
Lucius: how was that movie?
LJ: it was good, but the ending sucked...
Lucius: ...
LJ: ...
KIBS: HI GUYS!
Both: SHI-
*crash*
морган Freeman: no one survived that day...
Lucius: *shoots tazer*
морган Freeman: hfukjnhhauhbbhjiloveKFCjlijhknkjnh
Lucius: I win... again
Masky: Shut up Toby!
Ticci Toby: we all know Ты have the hots for hoody :D
Masky: Im going to kill you!
Slender: your so immature Jeff, could Ты take your job seriously?!
Jeff: why so serious?
LJ: there can be only one jack!
EJ: bring it!
BEN: i'm the best video game pasta
RED: RUN
Squidward: Ты think Ты have it bad?!
SM: i do have it bad!
Lucius: what the heck is happening?
Hoody: every one is arguing *drinks coffee*
Lucius: could Ты shut them up?
Hoody: I tried...
Lucius: OK then let me try.
Hoody: DON'T GO ITS TO DANGEROUS
Lucius: *ahem* HE COMES!
everyone but hoody: ZALGO.
Hoody: nice man
Lucius: cheers!
*clink*
Ticci Toby: we all know Ты have the hots for hoody :D
Masky: Im going to kill you!
Slender: your so immature Jeff, could Ты take your job seriously?!
Jeff: why so serious?
LJ: there can be only one jack!
EJ: bring it!
BEN: i'm the best video game pasta
RED: RUN
Squidward: Ты think Ты have it bad?!
SM: i do have it bad!
Lucius: what the heck is happening?
Hoody: every one is arguing *drinks coffee*
Lucius: could Ты shut them up?
Hoody: I tried...
Lucius: OK then let me try.
Hoody: DON'T GO ITS TO DANGEROUS
Lucius: *ahem* HE COMES!
everyone but hoody: ZALGO.
Hoody: nice man
Lucius: cheers!
*clink*
Lucius : oh what a night!
Slender : late December back in 63!
LJ : what a very special time for me!
KIBS : because I remember what a night!
Slender: KIBS!?
KIBS: sup Slender! hey Reggie, BEST BACKSEAT EVER!
Mrs.P: it's not a bac-
KIBS: its in the back and I can set down on the bed. its a back seat
Mrs.P: but-
KIBS: your argument is invalid
Slender: who else did you bring along Reggie?
Reggie: I brought Soul, but he is in the bathroom
SL : how the hell am I supposed to unzip my pants!
Slender: oh
Reggie: try using your mouth!
SL : K!
Slender : late December back in 63!
LJ : what a very special time for me!
KIBS : because I remember what a night!
Slender: KIBS!?
KIBS: sup Slender! hey Reggie, BEST BACKSEAT EVER!
Mrs.P: it's not a bac-
KIBS: its in the back and I can set down on the bed. its a back seat
Mrs.P: but-
KIBS: your argument is invalid
Slender: who else did you bring along Reggie?
Reggie: I brought Soul, but he is in the bathroom
SL : how the hell am I supposed to unzip my pants!
Slender: oh
Reggie: try using your mouth!
SL : K!
LJ: hello bozos! *almost throws-up*
EJ: sorry guys, he is extremely drunk
LJ: I may be drunk, but i'm way better killers tha- *falls down stairs*
Lucius: classic
Slender: what the hell happened to you!
Lucius: well at least he doesn't look like The Joker and Barney got stuck in a blender...
Jeff: hey!
LJ: I Остаться в живых my job in the SOK
Slender: Ты worked for the SOK?!
LJ: could Ты blame me? I wasn't working for Ты any еще so I decided to work for Lumar
Slender: we will talk about this later, could we stay?
LJ: why the hell not? I have nothing else to loose...
Lucius: Эй, Masky, why are Ты being so quiet?
Masky: *shrugs*
I intentionally made him quiet for that joke :D
EJ: sorry guys, he is extremely drunk
LJ: I may be drunk, but i'm way better killers tha- *falls down stairs*
Lucius: classic
Slender: what the hell happened to you!
Lucius: well at least he doesn't look like The Joker and Barney got stuck in a blender...
Jeff: hey!
LJ: I Остаться в живых my job in the SOK
Slender: Ты worked for the SOK?!
LJ: could Ты blame me? I wasn't working for Ты any еще so I decided to work for Lumar
Slender: we will talk about this later, could we stay?
LJ: why the hell not? I have nothing else to loose...
Lucius: Эй, Masky, why are Ты being so quiet?
Masky: *shrugs*
I intentionally made him quiet for that joke :D
*meanwhile*
Johnny: so i'm like "fuc* that noise! I want my paycheck!"
Clockwork: please kill me...
Porter: I would but I can't hit a girl
Clockwork: screw you...
Masky: guys!
Porter: what?
Masky: we have company!
*woosh*
Trevor: STORM THE HOUSE!
Swain: since when were Ты the leader?
SkinTaker: he does have a point...
Trevor: look, lets just kill the proxys and not talk about this
Swain: yea... Ты are not going to doge this...
Trevor: *sigh*
Boots: ... (good thing I brought popcorn)
Johnny: so i'm like "fuc* that noise! I want my paycheck!"
Clockwork: please kill me...
Porter: I would but I can't hit a girl
Clockwork: screw you...
Masky: guys!
Porter: what?
Masky: we have company!
*woosh*
Trevor: STORM THE HOUSE!
Swain: since when were Ты the leader?
SkinTaker: he does have a point...
Trevor: look, lets just kill the proxys and not talk about this
Swain: yea... Ты are not going to doge this...
Trevor: *sigh*
Boots: ... (good thing I brought popcorn)
Socialite: hello there!
???: who are you?
Socialite: well... Many people call me the Socialite, but Ты can call me Johnny
???: why do they call Ты that?
Socialite: umm...
*Woosh*
Socialite: I'll slit him if Ты hold him down
Kage: sure!
*Woosh*
Socialite: no real reason...
Nick: my name is nick
Socialite: well nick, do Ты want to be friends?
Nick: I barely know Ты *walks away*
Socialite: dam*it
*later*
2Spooky: how did it go?
Socialite: what do Ты think?
2Spooky: I think of cows most of the time
Socialite: ugh...
???: who are you?
Socialite: well... Many people call me the Socialite, but Ты can call me Johnny
???: why do they call Ты that?
Socialite: umm...
*Woosh*
Socialite: I'll slit him if Ты hold him down
Kage: sure!
*Woosh*
Socialite: no real reason...
Nick: my name is nick
Socialite: well nick, do Ты want to be friends?
Nick: I barely know Ты *walks away*
Socialite: dam*it
*later*
2Spooky: how did it go?
Socialite: what do Ты think?
2Spooky: I think of cows most of the time
Socialite: ugh...
ToTheArk: Caller got me...
Porter: we have to get Ты out of here!
ToTheArk: nah... my time has ran out...
Porter: wow... Ты are really optimistic about this...
ToTheArk: no... its just the venom...
Porter: oh
ToTheArk: Ты guys go... I will NOT go out without a fight
Porter: Clockwork! hold my hand!
Clockwork: I barley know you...
Porter: not like that! I'm going to teleport us out of here!
Clockwork: oh... *holds Porter's hand*
Porter: ok... think of someplace that Zalgo will never find us...
ToTheArk: Oregon!
Porter: thats a great id- *teleports*
Trevor: *walks in* nice fake death...
ToTheArk: thanks... but Caller did actually get pissed at me
Caller: I am not a ripoff!
Boots: ... (yes Ты are)
Porter: we have to get Ты out of here!
ToTheArk: nah... my time has ran out...
Porter: wow... Ты are really optimistic about this...
ToTheArk: no... its just the venom...
Porter: oh
ToTheArk: Ты guys go... I will NOT go out without a fight
Porter: Clockwork! hold my hand!
Clockwork: I barley know you...
Porter: not like that! I'm going to teleport us out of here!
Clockwork: oh... *holds Porter's hand*
Porter: ok... think of someplace that Zalgo will never find us...
ToTheArk: Oregon!
Porter: thats a great id- *teleports*
Trevor: *walks in* nice fake death...
ToTheArk: thanks... but Caller did actually get pissed at me
Caller: I am not a ripoff!
Boots: ... (yes Ты are)
Slender: oh my god...
Lucius: Эй, guys! i'm home! with another fuc*ing captive!
Porter: sit her on the couch! Ты need to see this!
Slender: *hands letter to Lucius*
d3AR mR, sL3NDER.
dU3 t0 oRD3RS bY l0RD zALG0 i hAV3 tAK3N y0UR pR0XY tiCCi t0BY aND y0UR bR0TH3R sPL3ND0RMAN, s00N i wiLL tAK3 m0R3 0F yOUR fRI3NDS uNTiLL iT wiLL b3 jUST y0U. aL0N3 liK3 wH3N y0U l3FT m3 t0 di3? i h0P3 tHAT tH3R3 iS n0 hARD f33LiNGS. y0U w3R3 tH3 m0ST ciViL bACK tH3N,
siNC3R3LY. cRYPT
Lucius: who is cRYPT?
Slender: an old Friend of mine...
Lucius: Эй, guys! i'm home! with another fuc*ing captive!
Porter: sit her on the couch! Ты need to see this!
Slender: *hands letter to Lucius*
d3AR mR, sL3NDER.
dU3 t0 oRD3RS bY l0RD zALG0 i hAV3 tAK3N y0UR pR0XY tiCCi t0BY aND y0UR bR0TH3R sPL3ND0RMAN, s00N i wiLL tAK3 m0R3 0F yOUR fRI3NDS uNTiLL iT wiLL b3 jUST y0U. aL0N3 liK3 wH3N y0U l3FT m3 t0 di3? i h0P3 tHAT tH3R3 iS n0 hARD f33LiNGS. y0U w3R3 tH3 m0ST ciViL bACK tH3N,
siNC3R3LY. cRYPT
Lucius: who is cRYPT?
Slender: an old Friend of mine...