Ticci-Toby was talking about last night with Jeff and Eyeless Jack.
Ticci-Toby said, "and she even let me hold her hand. And she hates being touched".
Jeff, bored, said, "Wonderful. So, did Ты two by any chance... Ты know".
Ticci-Toby said, "What"?
Jeff said, "Did Ты two do it"?
Ticci-Toby tilted his head in confusion, and said, "It"?
Jeff said, "For gods sake, did Ты two have sex".
Ticci-Toby said, "Sex? What does that taste like"?
Jeff, annoyed, said, "Oh for the Любовь of god". Jeff then whispered in Toby's ear of what he meant. Toby's eyes widened and said, "No, Jeff, and I don't think it would...
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