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Вампиры don't sparkle

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Twilimpian XD

svu_ncislovr awesome.

Mrs_Ozera yes! Go snape! :)

vampinight88 heh heh heh awesome Prof Snape!!! luv him

MegzGinny LOL

bessmarvin1 Snape,you are the best.And you are telling it to Cedric?played by R-Patzz,who plays Edward.That's Awesome

butterfly307 Vampiers don't sparkle edward sparkles because he isnt a vampire he's a fairy

SnapeOWNSedward @ any one who says Edward is a fairy. That's insultive even to the fairies. If you look the word "fairies" up online and read some the original concepts about fairies are, they were actually pretty mean. My aunt gave me a book on myths and fairytales. There was actually a time when people thought that the "Fairies" would kill them if you isult them. Please think about the fairies...

DxC_lover98 Can't stop laughing!

kayleebabee Ha! eddi-poo just got owned by snape in your face oh yeah and i think smeyer is a monkey!

SiriusSeverus "No Diggory. Vampires don't sparkle. 50 points from Hufflepuff". Who the heck came up with that??? I have actual tears of laughter rolling down my face! /PWND

Fairy8346 Edward is a weird sub-speacies of a ghostly-fairy. as SnapeOWNSedward said, saying he's a fairy is an insult to fairies. Whe Hufflepuffs dont die right they become That *points to edward*

ACTIONmovieGIRL Haha! Yeah Snape! Tell 'em how it is! :)

HecateA I have to agree, if Cedric said that, we deserve to lose those 50... *bows head in shamme*

RandomRebekah Ha ha! i bit me tongue it was that funny" well its funny for me, because we're making fun of edward lol! :D

RandomRebekah OH GOSH! Snape is my favourite bad guy" Yay Snape, you rule!!! :D :D :D Ha! im still laughing, what will the twilight fans be thinking right now, they'd be raging probably :D

Bellatrix-Rules I knew i loved Snape for a reason ;)

HPFan4Eever Why 50??? Take ALL points from Hufflepuff

lovemarauders XD There isn't a word for how awesome Snape is!

FlyingCats I would absolutly DIE of happiness if he were to walk in my class room one day and anounced that he was gonna be our new teacher

lastblackfire3 i know this is late, but 'fairies' are technically not the mean ones. in england and ireland, they are just the really tricky ones. they aren't mean, they'll just kidnap you and keep you. its pixies that are mean. thanks.

coolhudson hhahaha owned

Daniithegirl Go Snape! ahah

MarlenaLovett Thank you, Snape <3

kidZwork09 maybe Edward's dad in Harry Potter was half DISCO BALL.. get the point?? Mr. Diggory is ROUND. SPARKLY. and can FLOOAAT. so.. Cedric Diggory matured, turned 17, got sick, got bitten by Carlisle, changed his name, and before turning to a vamp, GOT HIS FATHER'S GENES AND TURNED INTO A HUMAN DISCO BALL. hello? that is called SPECIFIC.

Twi Hate Can Suck It

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Twi Hate Can Suck It

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I know what Ты are

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Screw Bella (The original idea)

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TomKat или Twi-cat?

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Twilight imprinting

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A Twilight reader asks 'is imprinting necessary'? Pokes hole in the SMeyer logic.

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Leroy and Lola: Book Club

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twilight moms

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So the Twilight Фан came up and said.......

posted by KateKicksAss

I found this online. It's a real conversation a bookstore employee apparently had with a Twilight fan. It didn't happen to me. I found it funny, thought Ты guys might too.

(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do Ты guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have Ты read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t Ты just Любовь them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are Ты f***ing serious?! These are the best Книги ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite Ты and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”