Here are some Цитаты from the Книги that i found funny или amusing that i'd thought Ты might like to hear

Evanna: "In Fact i'm pregnant already."
Darren: "What?! But Ты just said-"
Evanna: "I know."
Darren: "But if you-"
Evanna: "I Know."
Darren: "But-"
Evanna: " Darren! I. Know."

(Darren falling off the bars)
Sam: Darren! Hang On!
Darren:(He didn't need to tell me that- I was hardly going to let go!

Tunnels of Blood=
Debbie: "Aren't Ты afraid of the dark?"
Darren: "No. What's to be afraid of?"
Debbie: "I know it's silly, but i'm always half- afraid a vampire или a werewolf 's going
to jump out and atack...