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Death Note Hallarious jokes!!!! (you have to see this)

posted by deathnote

“Did Ты know that Yagami spelled backwards says ‘I’m a gay’?”

“Explain to me the logic behind MelloxNear, and I’ll give Ты a million bucks.”

“Does L ever change his clothes, или is he just that crazy for giant white shirts and jeans? Really, wtf is up with that?...”

“The Вопрос we all want answered: is Mello или girl, или does he just have really bad PMS?”

“Why did Light have to make everything so damn complicated? It wasn’t like we couldn’t tell he was gonna lose in the end… oh, did I just spoil something for you? Sorry… not.”

“Raise your hand if Ты also...

4

The World (Opening 1) Lyrics

posted by chocolate18

Hirogaru yami no naka kawashiatta kakumei no chigiri
Aishita yue ni mebaeta aku no hana
Korekara saki otozureru de arou subete wo
Darenimo jama saseru wake ni wa ikanai kara

In the spreading darkness I exchange a pledge for the revolution
An evil цветок that sprouted from Любовь
With everything that'll happen after this
I can't let anyone interfere with it

Kajitsu ga tsugeta mirai
Risei wo wasureta machi
Kuroku yuganda ima wo
Yume, risou ni kaeru

The Фрукты of the future told me
Of a town that had Остаться в живых all reason
The present is distorted in blackness
Changing dreams into reality

Doushite? Boku...

4

Copycat Crimes and Imitations

posted by krystylmomo

There have been various copycat crimes around the world which were based on Death Note. On September 28, 2007, two notes written with Latin characters stating "Watashi wa Kira desu" (わたしわきらです, meaning "I am Kira" in Japanese) were found near the unidentified remains of a Caucasian male in Belgium. Nothing was found on или near the victim besides these two notes.[90] A senior at the Franklin Military Academy in Richmond, Virginia, United States was suspended after being caught possessing a replica "Death Note" notebook with the names of fellow students.[91]

In South Carolina, U.S....

16

L Bio and History

posted by deathnote

He loves sweets (especially cakes), and insists that if he does not sit the way he does, his reasoning will drop by 40%. L seems to be sort of a loner, and trusts no one (except Watari of course). L is also a very animated character, his expressions are clearly visible unless he decides not to Показать them and doesn’t hide his true self behind a mask, like Light does (well at least personality wise).

Quick Stats
Knowledge: 8/10
Ability to Conceptualize: 10/10
Willingness to Act: 9/10
Motivation : 10/10
Social Life: 1/10
Person Fond of Sweets: 10/10

Personal Data
Real Name: L Lawliet
Also Known As: L,...

3

L x Misa

posted by VampireJay4578

Lawliet twiddled with his small piece of Шоколад he was holding with both hands. He stared at it with an intense look. Misa entered the room as Lawliet had noticed her presence and turned his black chair around to greet her. He held the Шоколад still with both hands. He simply nodded to her as she smiled and darted at him to Показать her excited affection. Lawliet's chair tipped back lightly as Misa wrapped her arms around him. He held his arms out but not wrapped around her. He cradled the small piece of Шоколад by his fingertips in his left hand. "Lawliet!" She cried excited to see him....

Chapter 7 - Kidnapping (Volpes)

posted by b-and-v

Some bullets are made of silver.

Bloody life...
...
After that explosion, all I did was worry about Mello. I can't believe it... I myself don't know how he managed to deal with that singe. It was awful... My gunshots were not pleasant either, but, to be honest, I was еще worried about Mello than about me. Still, eight days later we were back in the game. After all this pain, I was еще determined than ever to defeat Near. I wanted the people to know who was the best.
We still had to do some things which could be considered embarrassing. Like hide in Halle Lidner's apartment. That woman did look normal, but there was something...

1

L x Misa chapter 7

posted by WammysBoyzRock

It had been weeks later and Misa's relationship with L was getting stronger.... "Okay and....ACTION!" the director said. Misa was getting ready to say her line when she got real sick and ran off set to go throw up. Yoshi ran up to her, "Misa! Are Ты okay?" "Yeah, I'm fine... just the stomach bug..." "....You've been getting sick alot lately....." Misa was quiet. Yoshi paused for a moment. "Here," she pulled a pregnacy test out from her кошелек and handed it to Misa, "go to the restroom and try this." Misa nodded and went to the restroom.

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L x Misa ~ Chapter 5

posted by nevenkastar

Dear Diary,
It is 2 weeks since me and L are a couple. We were only together in his Главная not that I didnt like it to be with him, its just I wanted to go on a дата with him.
"L ?"
"Mmmm...yes ?" He сказал(-а) when he was eating cake.
"Could we go on a дата ?"
He started to choke, "What ? Why ?"
"Becuse we are always here in the house and we never gone out, only us alone ."
He get up and came closer to me, "Should that mean that Ты don like to be with me ?"
"No its just...."
Before I could say something (BTW I didnt know what to say so) he kissed me (he do that very often)
"See Ты dont need to out with me...

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L x Misa ~ chapter 1

posted by nevenkastar

Dear Diary...
Do I Любовь him ? Does He Любовь me ? Is that alright ? Isnt that wrong? So many Вопросы becuse of one guy. Why, why me? Even though I broke up with Light and I dont have any feelings for L (till now),why does my сердце hurt when I see him, why does it hurt when I see L?? Do I have feelings for him, and if does he have feelings for me??
It was Saturday, my work has ended and the police crew was home. I (idiot) forgot my wallet, so I musted go back and take it. When I came to the police room, it was all dark (maybe becuse it was 10 pm in the night), except the TVs that someone was...

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"What's Up, People?!" English Lyrics

posted by IllusionDolls

COPIED AND PASTED FROM: lyricsmode.com

Convenience convenience hurray, convenience convenience hurray, convenience convenience hurray, humans
Convenience convenience hurray, convenience convenience hurray, convenience convenience hurray, humans
Hey, will Ты shockingly anger me? Will Ты shockingly anger me? Will Ты shockingly anger me? Humans
Hey, will Ты shockingly anger me? Will Ты shockingly anger me? Will Ты shockingly anger me? Humans

What's up, criminals who are full of reasons for worry won't ever disappear
What's up, full of reasons for anxiety (who falls down into the trap within grudges?)...

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Ты Know You're A Death Note Фан When...

posted by alexapetrelli

You Know You’re A Death Note Фан When...

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You sit like L.

You wear oversized white tops.

You go медведь footed around the house.

You like strawberries.

You Любовь candy.

Whenever someone says God Ты either say/think ‘Kira’ или ‘Ryuk’.

You Любовь to play with toys and puppets.

You like to think/know a Shinigami is watching you.

You Любовь chocolate.

Chocolate reminds Ты of Mello.

Strawberries and Конфеты remind Ты of L.

Toys remind Ты of Near.

You Любовь wearing stripes.

Stripes remind Ты of Matt.

You think the world would be a better place if there really was a Death Note

You...

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Ты know you're obsessed with Death Note when...

posted by HunnyBunni93

No one has done something like this on here soooo I made this!

You know you're obsessed with Death Note when...

1.Apples are suddenly you're Избранное fruit
2.You sit или try to sit like L (it's very hard!)
3.You carry around a replica of the Death Note
4.You threaten people you'll write their name
5.You want или have your friends/family call Ты by the first letter of your name (example:Akemi=A)
6.You twirl your hair without even realizing it!
7.Solving puzzles are now your Избранное thing to do!
8.You throw an яблоко in the air to see if the shinigami catches it
9.He doesn't catch it so Ты say something...

What if Light had remained true to his character at the end (by not being a dumbass)

posted by TheMagicLoki

The guy who defeated L but Остаться в живых to an albino child

The guy who defeated L but lost to an albino child

Light Yagami, aka Kira, is supposedly this amazing evil genius. He defeated L, for crying out loud! So if L, the only person that could disputably take Batman's Название "world's greatest detective," Остаться в живых to Light Yagami, a stupid little kid like Near certainly should have. It would have been so easy, and so much еще like Light, if he had seen the simple answer in front of him and killed Near. First, he would give his underling his own false death note, instead of unknowingly allowing him to keep the one Near gave him. This false note would exist so that Light's name would be cleared without...

4

Death Note & Аватар (the last airbender)

posted by WammysBoyzRock

"Come on twinkle toes! Get it right!!!!" Toph yelled at Aang. "I'm trying!!!" Aang yelled back.
Mello came out of HQ eatting a Шоколад bar. "You guys have been training for hours...." "Well blame twinkle toes!!!!" "It's not my fault your a terrible teacher!!!" "Excuse me!!!" Toph stomped on the ground and made the earth underneth them shake. "Ah!" Mello fell back on his butt. "Hey Toph watch it!" Toph glared at him. "You want some!!!!" Mello smirked. "Please! I have a gun and Ты have rocks! Seriously who's the bigger threat???" Toph growled and chucked a bolder at Mello. He doged. Right at that moment L came outside. "Toph why did-" The bolder landed infront of him. The 3 kids gasped and ran over to him. "L I'm so sorry!!!!" Toph сказал(-а) as her and the other two helped the startled detective to his feet. "Juust...Forget it...." L сказал(-а) turning on his heals and going back inside.

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Misa Goes to пересекать, крест Academy.

posted by UchihaYuki

Okay, This is my Death Note story, Its gonna be a chapter thing, I've written the Далее chapter and I'll put it up soon.
I hope everyone likes it.
comment it and tell me what Ты think.

-Yuki<3

“Liiiiiiiight!” Misa moaned “I don’t wanna go to пересекать, крест Academy... I hear the people there are weirdos...” she сказал(-а) unhappily. “Yes I know Ты don’t wanna go Misa, but it’s only gonna be until I’m finished with this case, and I bet you’d Любовь it there, I herd there’s a lot of cute looking guys in the night and день class.” Light сказал(-а) as he paced in front of misa. Misa fell back into...

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L x Misa ~ Chapter 4

posted by nevenkastar

Dear Diary,
Monday, in the Далее morning, I was still sleeping, but not in the bed. I was sleeping on the couch, but why? I know that I was sleeping with L in his room. I really didnt know what happend. When I got up I saw a letter on the таблица Далее to the couch. The letter was from L, I was shoked, It says:

"Hey, I know Ты ask yourself why are Ты on the диван, мягкий уголок and not in my bed, well I know I should tell your yesterday, but I knew that Ты will get mad so I tell Ты know. I want Ты to keep our relationship a secret, I Любовь you, but I think that would be bad for everyone to know. Im sorry!"

I...

3

L x Misa ~ Chapter 3

posted by nevenkastar

Dear Diary,
After the thing with the tongue, it turned out that it was almost 01 pm and we should go eat lunch. This time I was still sleeping, so L puted me into the постель, кровати and he called a пицца servise and ordered a pizza, and bought some cake and sweets (like usual). After the пицца and the sweets came, he set up the table. Then he waked me up (That день I sleep really much).

"Wake up, sleepy head !!"
"Awww what??"
"Come on, I got a suprise ."
"Really? What is it ?"I asked.
"Come hear." He smiled. "And what do Ты thing ?"
"Its os cool like a date" I said.
"Yeah, thats what I wanted to look like"
"Your...

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Ты know you're addicted to death note when..

posted by Sasunaru120

1. see a man walking down the улица, уличный wearing a white рубашка with a red tie, and blondish hair, and Ты kill him because Ты think he's Light Yagami.

2. Ты start sitting in a crouch position and keep eating sweets

3. Ты are always threatening to write people's names in your Death Note

4. Ты swear that guy Ты saw on the улица, уличный is Yagami Light

5. Ты start couting everything in %

6. Ты start eating an excessive amount of sweets and believe Ты will never get fat.

7. Ты call your calender in school 'Death Note', and hope that kill the homeworks

8. Ты sit like L and badly fall from chair...

9. you...

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L x Misa ~ Chapter 2

posted by nevenkastar

Dear Diary...
On The Далее morning, it was Sunday, all policeman had free and the whole house was alone except Misa and L.
He was still sleeping Далее to me, when I woke up, he was so cool, I blush even now if i remember the last night, it was so unexpected,it was my first time, but it was perfect.
"Good Morning"I said.
He kissed me and said: "Hey, Ты were so cute yesterday ."
"Pervert" I blushed.
"I think Ты were the pervert yesterday !" =P
"What should we do today, I have the whole день free ?" I asked.
"Me too" he pushed me down on the постель, кровати "Should we stay like this the whole день ?"
"Are Ты crazy?...

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L x Misa chapter 11

posted by WammysBoyzRock

Misa stormed out of the elevator and to Light's room. She pounded on the door with her fists, "open up, Yagami!!!!"

Light answered, a slightly confused and annoied look on his face, "can I help you, Misa?"

"L told me what Ты сказал(-а) about the baby!"

Light stared at her a moment, trying to recall, then smirked, "oh? What baby?"

"You know what baby I'm talking about!" Misa got an inch away from his face, "Mine and L's baby!"

Light stared at blankly then gently pushed her away, "Misa, Ты and I both know this is just an act. Your lying about loving Ryuzaki and your lying about being pregnat. All because...