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Death Note Hallarious jokes!!!! (you have to see this)

posted by deathnote

“Did Ты know that Yagami spelled backwards says ‘I’m a gay’?”

“Explain to me the logic behind MelloxNear, and I’ll give Ты a million bucks.”

“Does L ever change his clothes, или is he just that crazy for giant white shirts and jeans? Really, wtf is up with that?...”

“The Вопрос we all want answered: is Mello или girl, или does he just have really bad PMS?”

“Why did Light have to make everything so damn complicated? It wasn’t like we couldn’t tell he was gonna lose in the end… oh, did I just spoil something for you? Sorry… not.”

“Raise your hand if Ты also...

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The World (Opening 1) Lyrics

posted by chocolate18

Hirogaru yami no naka kawashiatta kakumei no chigiri
Aishita yue ni mebaeta aku no hana
Korekara saki otozureru de arou subete wo
Darenimo jama saseru wake ni wa ikanai kara

In the spreading darkness I exchange a pledge for the revolution
An evil цветок that sprouted from Любовь
With everything that'll happen after this
I can't let anyone interfere with it

Kajitsu ga tsugeta mirai
Risei wo wasureta machi
Kuroku yuganda ima wo
Yume, risou ni kaeru

The Фрукты of the future told me
Of a town that had Остаться в живых all reason
The present is distorted in blackness
Changing dreams into reality

Doushite? Boku...

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L Bio and History

posted by deathnote

He loves sweets (especially cakes), and insists that if he does not sit the way he does, his reasoning will drop by 40%. L seems to be sort of a loner, and trusts no one (except Watari of course). L is also a very animated character, his expressions are clearly visible unless he decides not to Показать them and doesn’t hide his true self behind a mask, like Light does (well at least personality wise).

Quick Stats
Knowledge: 8/10
Ability to Conceptualize: 10/10
Willingness to Act: 9/10
Motivation : 10/10
Social Life: 1/10
Person Fond of Sweets: 10/10

Personal Data
Real Name: L Lawliet
Also Known As: L,...

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Copycat Crimes and Imitations

posted by krystylmomo

There have been various copycat crimes around the world which were based on Death Note. On September 28, 2007, two notes written with Latin characters stating "Watashi wa Kira desu" (わたしわきらです, meaning "I am Kira" in Japanese) were found near the unidentified remains of a Caucasian male in Belgium. Nothing was found on или near the victim besides these two notes.[90] A senior at the Franklin Military Academy in Richmond, Virginia, United States was suspended after being caught possessing a replica "Death Note" notebook with the names of fellow students.[91]

In South Carolina, U.S....

5

Ты know you're addicted to death note when..

posted by Sasunaru120

1. see a man walking down the улица, уличный wearing a white рубашка with a red tie, and blondish hair, and Ты kill him because Ты think he's Light Yagami.

2. Ты start sitting in a crouch position and keep eating sweets

3. Ты are always threatening to write people's names in your Death Note

4. Ты swear that guy Ты saw on the улица, уличный is Yagami Light

5. Ты start couting everything in %

6. Ты start eating an excessive amount of sweets and believe Ты will never get fat.

7. Ты call your calender in school 'Death Note', and hope that kill the homeworks

8. Ты sit like L and badly fall from chair...

9. you...

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L x Misa ~ Chapter 4

posted by nevenkastar

Dear Diary,
Monday, in the Далее morning, I was still sleeping, but not in the bed. I was sleeping on the couch, but why? I know that I was sleeping with L in his room. I really didnt know what happend. When I got up I saw a letter on the таблица Далее to the couch. The letter was from L, I was shoked, It says:

"Hey, I know Ты ask yourself why are Ты on the диван, мягкий уголок and not in my bed, well I know I should tell your yesterday, but I knew that Ты will get mad so I tell Ты know. I want Ты to keep our relationship a secret, I Любовь you, but I think that would be bad for everyone to know. Im sorry!"

I...

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Misa Goes to пересекать, крест Academy.

posted by UchihaYuki

Okay, This is my Death Note story, Its gonna be a chapter thing, I've written the Далее chapter and I'll put it up soon.
I hope everyone likes it.
comment it and tell me what Ты think.

-Yuki<3

“Liiiiiiiight!” Misa moaned “I don’t wanna go to пересекать, крест Academy... I hear the people there are weirdos...” she сказал(-а) unhappily. “Yes I know Ты don’t wanna go Misa, but it’s only gonna be until I’m finished with this case, and I bet you’d Любовь it there, I herd there’s a lot of cute looking guys in the night and день class.” Light сказал(-а) as he paced in front of misa. Misa fell back into...

Chapter 7 - Kidnapping (Volpes)

posted by b-and-v

Some bullets are made of silver.

Bloody life...
...
After that explosion, all I did was worry about Mello. I can't believe it... I myself don't know how he managed to deal with that singe. It was awful... My gunshots were not pleasant either, but, to be honest, I was еще worried about Mello than about me. Still, eight days later we were back in the game. After all this pain, I was еще determined than ever to defeat Near. I wanted the people to know who was the best.
We still had to do some things which could be considered embarrassing. Like hide in Halle Lidner's apartment. That woman did look normal, but there was something...

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Rules of the Death Note

posted by Sasunaru120

1. The human whose name is written in this note shall die.

2. This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person’s face in their mind when Письмо his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected.

3. If the cause of death is written within 40 секунды of Письмо the person’s name, it will happen.

4. If the cause of death is not specified, the person will simply die of a сердце attack.

5. After Письмо the cause of death, details of the death should be written in the Далее 6 минуты and 40 seconds.

How to Use: II

1. This note shall become the property of the...

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L x Misa ~ Chapter 2

posted by nevenkastar

Dear Diary...
On The Далее morning, it was Sunday, all policeman had free and the whole house was alone except Misa and L.
He was still sleeping Далее to me, when I woke up, he was so cool, I blush even now if i remember the last night, it was so unexpected,it was my first time, but it was perfect.
"Good Morning"I said.
He kissed me and said: "Hey, Ты were so cute yesterday ."
"Pervert" I blushed.
"I think Ты were the pervert yesterday !" =P
"What should we do today, I have the whole день free ?" I asked.
"Me too" he pushed me down on the постель, кровати "Should we stay like this the whole день ?"
"Are Ты crazy?...

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Death Note & Аватар (the last airbender)

posted by WammysBoyzRock

"Come on twinkle toes! Get it right!!!!" Toph yelled at Aang. "I'm trying!!!" Aang yelled back.
Mello came out of HQ eatting a Шоколад bar. "You guys have been training for hours...." "Well blame twinkle toes!!!!" "It's not my fault your a terrible teacher!!!" "Excuse me!!!" Toph stomped on the ground and made the earth underneth them shake. "Ah!" Mello fell back on his butt. "Hey Toph watch it!" Toph glared at him. "You want some!!!!" Mello smirked. "Please! I have a gun and Ты have rocks! Seriously who's the bigger threat???" Toph growled and chucked a bolder at Mello. He doged. Right at that moment L came outside. "Toph why did-" The bolder landed infront of him. The 3 kids gasped and ran over to him. "L I'm so sorry!!!!" Toph сказал(-а) as her and the other two helped the startled detective to his feet. "Juust...Forget it...." L сказал(-а) turning on his heals and going back inside.

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L x Misa Chapter 2

posted by WammysBoyzRock

L froze and stared at Misa in shock, "M-Me?...W-Why me???" "Well I can't find anyone else..." L's shocked expression turned into an anoied one, "Gee, thanks..." "So will Ты do it?" L sighed, "Fine but only if Ты get me one of those giant lollypops at the mall." "Deal!" "So when do I start?" "You start now." "Now?!?!" "Yep, now." L was getting ready to say something then Light came into the room, "Misa? Why are Ты in Ryuzaki's room?" Misa smirked, " Oh, we were just discusing our дата tomarrow..." "Y-You guys are dateing?!?!?!?" "That's right." Light gave L a 'what the fuck' look and L gave...

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Ты know you're obsessed with Death Note when...

posted by HunnyBunni93

No one has done something like this on here soooo I made this!

You know you're obsessed with Death Note when...

1.Apples are suddenly you're Избранное fruit
2.You sit или try to sit like L (it's very hard!)
3.You carry around a replica of the Death Note
4.You threaten people you'll write their name
5.You want или have your friends/family call Ты by the first letter of your name (example:Akemi=A)
6.You twirl your hair without even realizing it!
7.Solving puzzles are now your Избранное thing to do!
8.You throw an яблоко in the air to see if the shinigami catches it
9.He doesn't catch it so Ты say something...

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L x Misa ~ chapter 1

posted by nevenkastar

Dear Diary...
Do I Любовь him ? Does He Любовь me ? Is that alright ? Isnt that wrong? So many Вопросы becuse of one guy. Why, why me? Even though I broke up with Light and I dont have any feelings for L (till now),why does my сердце hurt when I see him, why does it hurt when I see L?? Do I have feelings for him, and if does he have feelings for me??
It was Saturday, my work has ended and the police crew was home. I (idiot) forgot my wallet, so I musted go back and take it. When I came to the police room, it was all dark (maybe becuse it was 10 pm in the night), except the TVs that someone was...

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L x Misa ~ Chapter 3

posted by nevenkastar

Dear Diary,
After the thing with the tongue, it turned out that it was almost 01 pm and we should go eat lunch. This time I was still sleeping, so L puted me into the постель, кровати and he called a пицца servise and ordered a pizza, and bought some cake and sweets (like usual). After the пицца and the sweets came, he set up the table. Then he waked me up (That день I sleep really much).

"Wake up, sleepy head !!"
"Awww what??"
"Come on, I got a suprise ."
"Really? What is it ?"I asked.
"Come hear." He smiled. "And what do Ты thing ?"
"Its os cool like a date" I said.
"Yeah, thats what I wanted to look like"
"Your...

L x Misa chapter 14

posted by WammysBoyzRock

About a couple monhs later. It is the день of the wedding and as Misa got ready in the back, everybody took their places up front.

"I'm very happy for you, L," A smiled at the detective, who stood, all dressed up in a tux, before him.

"Yes...this occasion is joyious," B spoke as he looked around, tugging on his own tux's collar.

L smiled at his successors then his face became dead serious, "Boys. can Ты promise me something?" they looked at him with curiosity and he continued, "I'm not sure if you're aware but Misa and I have a baby on the way...I worry that Kira will kill me before the child...

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"What's Up, People?!" English Lyrics

posted by IllusionDolls

COPIED AND PASTED FROM: lyricsmode.com

Convenience convenience hurray, convenience convenience hurray, convenience convenience hurray, humans
Convenience convenience hurray, convenience convenience hurray, convenience convenience hurray, humans
Hey, will Ты shockingly anger me? Will Ты shockingly anger me? Will Ты shockingly anger me? Humans
Hey, will Ты shockingly anger me? Will Ты shockingly anger me? Will Ты shockingly anger me? Humans

What's up, criminals who are full of reasons for worry won't ever disappear
What's up, full of reasons for anxiety (who falls down into the trap within grudges?)...

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My Final Thoughts On Death Note (Morally)

posted by VanitasFajitas

-There are spoilers inside of this article.-

It's been over a месяц since I finished the series, but now I've finally decided to post my entire thoughts on the series, in general.

To me, Death Note is a true masterpiece, but that isn't what this Статья is about.

Moral lesson and good and evil is key in Death Note, and the Показать will always Вопрос your own moral views, get Ты thinking about it. No other Аниме has done that for me, so I think of this one as special. Death Note is not a battle between the brains and moral Просмотры of Light and L, but еще of weighing out good and evil, itself.

Overall,...

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L x Misa ~ Chapter 5

posted by nevenkastar

Dear Diary,
It is 2 weeks since me and L are a couple. We were only together in his Главная not that I didnt like it to be with him, its just I wanted to go on a дата with him.
"L ?"
"Mmmm...yes ?" He сказал(-а) when he was eating cake.
"Could we go on a дата ?"
He started to choke, "What ? Why ?"
"Becuse we are always here in the house and we never gone out, only us alone ."
He get up and came closer to me, "Should that mean that Ты don like to be with me ?"
"No its just...."
Before I could say something (BTW I didnt know what to say so) he kissed me (he do that very often)
"See Ты dont need to out with me...

Death note vs the world Ch 3

posted by Near4ever

Matthew Patel (Scott pilgrim vs the world movie)

Chapter 3

A got ready for whatever 'mystical powers' Matthew Patel had. Hana сказал(-а) nobody could beat him. He braced himself when Matthew Patel raised his arm up, then to his surprised, Patel started singing,
"If Ты want to fight me, ha you're not the brightest. Ты won't know what hit Ты in the slightest..." He floated up into the air and out of nowhere five demon girls appeared in the air with him, "Me and my огонь balls, my demon hipster chicks. I'm talking the talk cause I know I'm slick." He summoned a fireball and threw it A, who barely dodged it. "Fireball girls, take this sucker down."...