I was out hiking in the woods with a few Друзья of mine, when we all got Остаться в живых and accidentally трещина, сплит up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an час или so, I sat on a stump, praying that my Друзья would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some Друзья I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a юбка that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are Ты lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do Ты mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure Ты can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that Ты like jumping off cliffs. Are Ты suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I Любовь the wind in my hair!
Me: If Ты hadn't gotten married, would Ты consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I Любовь my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did Ты marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom Ты fell in Любовь with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would Ты leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes Ты Любовь someone, but then Ты meet someone else and Любовь them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: Ты don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me by the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are Ты MAD? There's nothing еще powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE Ты SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit Ты here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are Ты ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and Ты don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could Ты stand the медведь droppings all around? And how Ты don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch Ты when Ты sleep?
Pocahontas: Ты watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would Ты ever agree if someone called Ты a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: By far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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For about an час или so, I sat on a stump, praying that my Друзья would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some Друзья I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a юбка that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are Ты lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do Ты mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure Ты can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that Ты like jumping off cliffs. Are Ты suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I Любовь the wind in my hair!
Me: If Ты hadn't gotten married, would Ты consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I Любовь my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did Ты marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom Ты fell in Любовь with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would Ты leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes Ты Любовь someone, but then Ты meet someone else and Любовь them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: Ты don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me by the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are Ты MAD? There's nothing еще powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE Ты SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit Ты here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are Ты ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and Ты don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could Ты stand the медведь droppings all around? And how Ты don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch Ты when Ты sleep?
Pocahontas: Ты watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would Ты ever agree if someone called Ты a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: By far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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Are you ready for redemption, Hans?
Hello everyone. I'm just boring and suddenly I've got an idea to wrote my Список of prettiest Дисней Princesses. All of the Princesses have their own typical of beauty. But for sure I have some of favorites. Anyway, here's my prettiest DP list:
13. Snow White
Why her? She's the fairest of them all! Yes, she's the fairest of them all. But for me she is еще tend to cute than pretty. I don't really like the shapes of her small-sized brown eyes and her nose. Her face overally looks like фарфор doll. In fact, she can be pretty but I'm just not a Фан of her Анимация styles. Her looks in DP...
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13. Snow White
Why her? She's the fairest of them all! Yes, she's the fairest of them all. But for me she is еще tend to cute than pretty. I don't really like the shapes of her small-sized brown eyes and her nose. Her face overally looks like фарфор doll. In fact, she can be pretty but I'm just not a Фан of her Анимация styles. Her looks in DP...
One Day More!
The Cast of Beauty and the Beast.
Since it's Valentine's день soon I decided to write a few Статьи relating to that and I decided to do a Список of my Избранное DP Couples, fittingly enough the last time I did this Список was around this time last year, since then my Список has changed a slight bit. Hope you'll like this article
11. Мулан & Shang
Imo they're еще best Друзья than a couple, their first meeting is hilarious though and I Любовь how Мулан isn't afraid to Показать off her feelings for Shang in a subtle way and how Shang chose to not kill Мулан despite the fact that women wheren't allowed in the army, it shows that...
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11. Мулан & Shang
Imo they're еще best Друзья than a couple, their first meeting is hilarious though and I Любовь how Мулан isn't afraid to Показать off her feelings for Shang in a subtle way and how Shang chose to not kill Мулан despite the fact that women wheren't allowed in the army, it shows that...
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concept art for Corona's town
I did the 20 Worst DP outfits, and not wanting to waste time on the mediocre ones, will now rank my favorites.
20. Ariel's Nightgown
Yes, it's just a nightgown, and yes, розовый is not her color, but yes oh yes does it look pretty, comfortable and just appealing.
19. Snow White' Servant Dress
If the ends were just cleaned up a bit, and she changed out of those ugly clogs, this would be an adorable outfit. She is rockin' that hairbow.
18.Cinderella's Servant Dress
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20. Ariel's Nightgown
"So excited to wear this frilly розовый nightgown!"
Yes, it's just a nightgown, and yes, розовый is not her color, but yes oh yes does it look pretty, comfortable and just appealing.
19. Snow White' Servant Dress
"So fab rn."
If the ends were just cleaned up a bit, and she changed out of those ugly clogs, this would be an adorable outfit. She is rockin' that hairbow.
18.Cinderella's Servant Dress
"They can make me work, but they can't...
I have always been intrigued with crossovers among Дисней princess couples. Although, honestly, most of these couples are for imagination and fictional enjoyment only as I tend to find еще and еще similarities between them than the original couples. I prefer original couple but sometimes i imagine different pairings as well.
Hope people won't find it awkward или weird to see these pairings and would enjoy it as interesting read. Having сказал(-а) that, I'd Любовь to hear your opinions of why any of these pairing is completely off and who would Ты rather pair them with?
1. Snow – Charming
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Hope people won't find it awkward или weird to see these pairings and would enjoy it as interesting read. Having сказал(-а) that, I'd Любовь to hear your opinions of why any of these pairing is completely off and who would Ты rather pair them with?
1. Snow – Charming
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