Диснеевские принцессы Ты could NEVER Любовь a man who...
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Has less personality than a wet носок
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Would ditch Ты if he found someone with a prettier voice
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Creeped up behind Ты and wouldn't let Ты leave
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Is a hobo
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Kidnapped your sick father, then imprisoned Ты
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Aimed a gun at Ты when Ты met & would've shot Ты if Ты weren't pretty
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Is spoiled, arrogant, promiscuous and makes fun of your job
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Fell for Ты while Ты were disguised as a dude
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Kissed Ты while Ты slept even though he's only met Ты briefly one time
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