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Saten took a секунда train back to Ponyville. But he doesn't make it far from the station when suddenly...

Loud police microphone: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE! (Saten freaks out and hides on the ground surrendering)

Master Sword: (comes into view, driving police car). Hahaha! Gotcha.. Naw, it's just me.

Saten: Sword? Ты scared th- Oh shit, did Ты steal cop car!?.. That's crazy!

Master Sword: No, what's crazy. Is leaving it unintended, anyone cold of украл, палантин it.. Prove.. I did!

Saten: But dude! Ты can't steal police cars! Ты know how illage that is!?

Master Sword: Pffffft, who will pull over...

MASTER SWORD:

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Saten: But dude! Ты can't steal police cars! Ты know how illegal that is!?

Master Sword: Pffffft, who will pull over a police car.

Saten: I- ... Wow., you're actually right.

Master Sword: Have I ever NOT been right?

(shows an image of Saten about to be lite from a powerful пушка in a very dangerous and unprofessional way, and Master Sword giving him thumbs up, as it was Master Sword's idea).

2:

Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!

Master Sword: Why'd Ты bring me to Cake N' бекон, бэкон for our third date, I HATE this place!

Derpy: I told Cranky I could get...

Inside a cozy room with pastel-colored walls, snacks scattered everywhere, and the glow of a rom-com movie playing on a nearby screen. пони Trevor Phillips is back, and he's with Pinkie Pie, who's Показ him a TV show.

Pony Trevor: (leaning back, arms crossed) This Показать is lamb, I can create way еще drama than that.

Pinkie Pie: (grinning wide) Prove it!

Pony Trevor: You're on!

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Cuts to inside the Главная of Derpy and her fiancé, Master Sword. Trevor planted another pony's bra on the bed, causing an argument when they thought Sword had an affair.

Pony...

10: FOUR BROTHERS:
The type of movie that's good for rainy day. It's cliche, cheesy, and everything Ты want from this kinda movie. Espically if Ты Любовь mindless action movies.. But your enjoyment of the film depends on how much Ты like Mark Wahlberg. I myself watch it purely for him.. And he gives everything we want out of him..


9: THE FALLEN SERIES:
All those Gerald Butler Фильмы where he saves first the white house, than London.. I just like it cause I Любовь watching Gerald Butler, so your enjoyment depends on that factor..


8: RUN ALL NIGHT:
A Liam Neeson movie where he plays a outlaw who...