If Ты could do ANYTHING to Edward Elric, what would Ты do to him?

Anything..Ooh I would make Ed my best friend!

Call him short .3.

lock him in a closet with roy set up a video camera and see what happens

This sounds sexual...lol

Nothing anyone needs to know about. What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom. *rapeface*

Im gonna tease him small ^^

Make him drink молоко by FORCE and some things, something hehe *rapeface with nosebleeds*

Oh god XD i'd wanna be best friends!

*slight nosebleed* well, i would hug him. then go on a дата with him. XD.














































and then sum..

What would I do to Edward Elric... Hm...

Well first I'd hug him, then we'd eat a lot, and after that, I would leave it up to him.

...I hope he knows how to cook... I sure as hell can't ._. Really, if I were Alphonse in the picture, the only thing in the pan would be some material resembling leather или something gross... Yeah, he would probably be holding me back 'cause me+cooking=certain death.

i will give him what he Остаться в живых " his arm , his leg , his brother's body " >>> i mean if i could do ANYTHING ya know , if i cant then i won't do anything else to him " i feel kinda srry 4 him ><"

i would do dirty stuff to him

have him be my best freind,have him bradie my hir like his...have him cut of my arm and leg so i can have awsome automail like him

Make him my boyfriend and then rub it in Winry's face ;)

I would rape him and tell him that he is so cute, hot, kind, and talented and beg that he marry me

if i could do anything to Ed i would force him to get married with Al

ask him to teach me alchemy and live with him (not marry him just live with him) cause it would be freaking awesome :P

I would make him a nice mug of hot chocolate, then sit down and listen to anything he had to say.

By the way, rape is not something to laugh about. Ты say these things, but what would Ты do if it was the reverse situation? I know it's a fictional character, but just try and think. How would Ты feel if someone сказал(-а) that they'd lock Ты in a closet with someone else and videotape the entire thing?
That's plain creepy, and fucked up. Rape is a serious issue, and anyone who blows it off as being "funny" is mentally impaired.

Give him high heels.

I would ask him about alchemy.