Hi, my name is Envy not that I want Ты to know, anyways this is pretty much about me and Fullmetal Pipsqueak having drunk blood sex.(related sex) Don't tell me that's gay cause we were drunk. So SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At the Bar:
"Okay who the hell украл, палантин my train ticket?!" "No one who dumbass palm tree! No one would ever steal from such a sexy guy like Ты Envy." сказал(-а) Ed. "You called me sexy again Ed. Wait... wait... wait Ты should tolatally have мустанг have sex with you." "Dude I should toltally do that." "Okay, okay Ты might want to practice on someone before that way y... you...

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NaokoElric writes...

"Now, I want to highlight that it is not only woman Arakawa-sensei was being sexist too. Are Ты familiar with the Omake of an AU FMA, in which computers excited? Hohenheim introduces Edward to pornography and Edward's searches is full of dirty words? Again, another point highlighted by AveriaAlexandros. Edward is quite asexual in the manga, but he is male so he must like woman and look up nude pictures of woman online, does he not?"

Um...I read most of the Манга online and only own a few volumes so far, so I haven't seen a lot of the omakes. I think...