Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope Ты like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do Ты see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a попугай use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
By the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he сказал(-а) something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
So I hope Ты like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do Ты see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a попугай use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
By the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he сказал(-а) something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
1 день 2 very lovin parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".
Their son wlked in n сказал(-а) "Wat doz сука n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx день d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women сказал(-а) "feel my titties" n the man сказал(-а) "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman сказал(-а) it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom сказал(-а) dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
логово, ден d door колокол, колокольчик, белл rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n сказал(-а) "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the кухня fuckin d turkey!
Their son wlked in n сказал(-а) "Wat doz сука n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx день d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women сказал(-а) "feel my titties" n the man сказал(-а) "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman сказал(-а) it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom сказал(-а) dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
логово, ден d door колокол, колокольчик, белл rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n сказал(-а) "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the кухня fuckin d turkey!
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did Ты know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" сказал(-а) the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ Ты must know that your privates are exposed!" сказал(-а) the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything Ты see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did Ты know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" сказал(-а) the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ Ты must know that your privates are exposed!" сказал(-а) the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything Ты see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
