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posted by Crime-Drama-Bee

Список of nicknames used on Хор (Source: Хор Wiki, some from memory). A few have been left out so if Ты can think of any just post in comments)
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RACHEL
Rach, A-Rach, Babe, (Finn)
Miss Bossy Pants, Eva Peron (Mercedes)
RuPaul, Man Hands, Treasure Trail, Stubbles, That Thing, Sweetie (Quinn)
Yentl (Dakota, Santana)
Boy Hips (Lauren)
Benedict Arnold (Kurt)
Dwarf, Midget, Hobbit (Santana)
Barbra Streisand (Suzy Pepper)
Lady, Michele (Sue)
Baby, My Hot Little Jewish American Princess (Puck)
The Jew (YouTube user)

FINN
Finnocence (Santana)
Frankenteen (Santana, Dakota Stanley, Sue)
Sugar луч, рэй (Sue)
T-Rex...

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glees casts Татуировки

posted by uruguaygirl4398

glee cast

Хор casts tattoos

With a total of nine tattoos, Lea Michele has the most ink of any member of the cast of Glee. Her tats include two Бабочки (one on her right foot and one on her lower back), the words "I Believe" inside her right wrist, Музыка notes from the song "Bohemian Rhapsody" (left shoulder blade), a Золото звезда on her left wrist in honour of Rachel Berry, the word "Imagine" on her left foot, and a пересекать, крест on the side of her left rib cage.
Lea also has a tattoo on her thigh in memory of her deceased grandfather (unseen).

You may not have known it, but Matthew Morrison has a tattoo of a...

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25 Poor или Offensive Song Choices

posted by Crime-Drama-Bee

All of these are in my own opinion. The Статья is not about the actual quality of the songs, but еще of their use in the show. A short note is included after the Название to note the main issue(s). "Done intentionally" means that the faults were acknowledged in the show.
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1. Cell Block Tango - Poor song choice and offensive; done intentionally. The girls just found out that someone is in an abusive relationship. This was probably one of the worst songs they could have chosen to sing. As сказал(-а) in the show, it was by a bunch of violent, crazy women who killed their significant...

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вверх 10 Funny Хор Цитаты

posted by Renesmee_XD

10. Funny Цитаты from Хор : Report

Will to Finn: Ты still owe me that Сообщить on...what Ты did last summer
Finn to Will: Almost half way done with almost all of it Mr. Shu.

09. Funny Цитаты from Хор : Fame

Rachel: Nowadays being anonymous is worse than being poor. Fame is the most important thing in our culture now.

08. Funny Цитаты from Хор : Myspace

Will: There is no joy in these kids, they feel invisible. That's why every one of them has a myspace page.

07. Funny Цитаты from Хор : Surgery

Finn about his mom: She just had surgery.
Puck: What kind of surgery?
Finn: Oh, well, she just had to have...

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9 reasons why rachel barry from Хор is a сука

posted by anoxus

1-after getting the maria role in west side story she still ran for president against Kurt and brittany

2-she was angry at Santana because she was her UNDERSTUDY

3-she didn't know the names of Ryder,Jake, Marley, Kitty and Unique/Wade

4-she sold EVERYONE down the river at least once

5-she thinks she's the "glee" club

6-she wants every single solo

7- she stayed out of contact and comes back without any warnings

8-EVERYONE thinks her personality is the worst

9-she ALWAYS gets what she wants (that was the problem with show)

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My favourite Kurt quotes/moments! :)

posted by ninjacupcake88

Pilot

Rachel: "Look guys, these steps are not hard! I’ve been doing them since preschool!"
Kurt: "I’m sorry, did I miss the election for queen. Cause I didn’t vote for you."

Finn: "Look, I owe Ты guys an apology. I never should have quit. I don't want to be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people!"
Rachel: "That was you?"
Kurt: "You and your Друзья threw pee balloons at me."
Finn: "I know."
Kurt: "You nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof."

Showmance

(To bullies) "One день Ты will all work for me."

(To Mercedes) "You look like a technicolor zebra."

Mercedes:...

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All things Finn & Rachel related :-) Part One

posted by tinkerbell_cate

Hello lovely Gleeks !
First of all, thank Ты for taking the time to read this, especially as many of Ты may not Любовь Finn and Rachel as much as I do. This is basically my way of Показ Ты guys how much I adore them and hopeing that, after Ты read it, you'll consider voting me biggest finchel fan.

So why do I Любовь this couple so freaking much that I've bothered Ты all with numerous Статьи about them? Well, to answer this I thought I'd take Ты through each of the seasons and highlight some of the defining moments and add in some of my favourite quotes

Season One,part one
Well, I've loved...

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A Хор Story: Chapter Fourty

posted by fetchgirl2366

(The graduating seniors are all coming to school 2 weeks before they graduate. For some odd reason, they happen to float down the halls, each giving a voiceover.)
Kurt (voiceover): Ah, senior year. It's coming to an end. It feels like just yesterday that I was thrown into a мусорный контейнер, корзина для мусора, корзины или being slushied by a football jock--who shall remain anonymous. I feel like people are looking up to me rather than making me feel worthless. Now I can behave like the best me I can.
Santana (voiceover): I really don't understand all of this at all. I'm literally the hottest piece of action at this school, and I...

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A Хор Story: Chapter Twenty-Six

posted by fetchgirl2366

(Kurt Hummel, Brittany Pierce, Santana Lopez, and three members of the God Squad were all in the waiting room of the Saint Mercy Hospital with Mr. Karofsky, Dave Karofsky's dad. He was pacing back and forth, worried about his son. A tear fell down his face.)
Mr. Karofsky: God, no. Not my poor son!
Quinn: Sir, what happened to him?
(Kurt, Santana, and Joe looked worried. Brittany was asleep on Santana's shoulder after waiting in the waiting room for 2 hours.)
Mr. Karofsky: Those evil kids...they bullied him.
Kurt: For what? I thought they liked Dave.
Mr. Karofsky (wiping tears away): At school, they...

My вверх Santana Цитаты (Season 2)

posted by fetchgirl2366

Here are my вверх Santana Цитаты from Season 2:

10. Brittany: "Sweet lady kisses".
Santana: "It's a nice break from all that scissoring". (Duets)

9. Will: "First, the acapella choir from the all-boys private school in Westerville, the Dalton Academy Warblers".
Santana: "Okay, hold up. Like, a million awesome gay jokes just popped into my head". (Never Been Kissed)

8. "I'm Rachel Berry, his loud, loud girlfriend". (The Substitute)

7. "I want bling. I can't be any еще specific than that. Okay, wait--hold up! Please tell me that is a roll of Certs in your pocket". (A Very Хор Christmas)

6. Tina: "Five...

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My вверх Santana Цитаты (Season 1)

posted by fetchgirl2366

Here are my вверх Santana Цитаты from Season 1:

10. "What difference does it make? Everyone knows my role here is to look hot". (Laryngitis)

9. Santana: "Who, Rachel? She's dating that Jesse St. James kid from Vocal Adrenaline".
Finn: "No, she's not".
Santana: "Please, she's like a cat in heat. She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room". (Power of Madonna)

8. "You know what actually, would Ты mind waiting in the car? Oh, and leave your credit card". (Hell-O)

7. Brittany: "Did Ты see what Rachel was wearing today?"
Santana: "Oh, I know! She looked like Pippi Longstocking,...

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'Sexy' Review

posted by Hazel563

My Статья is rather long. Feel free to read the whole thing but if Ты only want to see a specific topic press 'Ctrl' then 'F' a box will come up and type in the topic of your interest listed below. Press enter until brought to the topic.

Content
Overview
Music
Purpose
Plot
Finn and Quinn
Sue
Lesbian
Public Service Announcement
Respond

Overview
Glee has Остаться в живых its touch. It used to be something witty, fun, interesting and full of talent. “Sexy” was confusing, lacking in enthusiasm, overclouded with too many plot lines, and actually had me unmotivated to watch.

Music
First, addressing the music. You...

The power of Мадонна Review

posted by bety_7723

Brittany quote of the week: "When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist"

It's difficult to remember an episode of Телевидение as hyped as this week's installment of Glee.

Incredibly, though, the Показать lived up to all expectations, wasting no time in getting to the theme of the evening. We were instantly thrust into Sue's Journal, as our Избранное cheerleading coach referred to the Material Girl as "the most powerful woman ever to walk the face of the earth."

Everyone except Puck agreed, of course, as he didn't see how Мадонна songs could translate to the social choir. Enter a tremendous duet of "Borderline/Open Your Heart" by Finn and Rachel, as these two have mastered...

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Glee: Season 1 Episode 14 'Hello' Review

posted by lexabuti

After thinking this one through I decided that Хор could make a great addition to my review collection. There are just so many reasons why I often reconsidered reviewing this one regularly. So I would be up front with Ты guys. I am not a Will and Emma fan, in fact I am not to keen on Will's character, but as a series the vocals and musical collaborations often overthrows the other emotionally driven.

This episode's theme is based on Hello and finding a sound that reflects that theme. Sue Sylvester was classic here and definitely a crowd pleaser. Why would she go through lengths to get back...

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Of City Affairs and Honest To-God True Любовь - Ch. 7

posted by spikes_girl

Pairing(s), Characters: Rachel/Puck, Хор club
Summary: Rachel finds herself slowly feeling for Puck again while in a relationship with Finn. Yeah, I know, fabulous summary... xD
Disclaimer: I do not own Хор или any of the characters. I do have my own little Puck-bot hidden in my closet though...

RACHEL

Rachel awkwardly climbed into the backseat of Mike's minivan, taking her сиденье, место, сиденья on the other side of Quinn. The whole of the ride was uncomfortable, and for the most part, silent. Quinn, like Rachel had the ride to, attempted to stir up conversation between the three but failed most miserably, and...

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Of City Affairs and Honest To-God True Любовь - Ch. 1

posted by spikes_girl

Pairing(s), Characters: Rachel/Puck, Rachel/Finn, Will, Kurt, Mercedes, Tina
Summary: Rachel finds herself slowly feeling for Puck again while in a relationship with Finn. Yeah, I know, fabulous summary... xD
Disclaimer: I do not own Хор или any of the characters. I do have my own little Puck-bot hidden in my closet though...

RACHEL

"We weren't Друзья before." The words stung at Rachel like jabs of a needle-- and being a terrible sewer, with quite a few ice white scars on her small fingers to prove it, Rachel knew what being picked with a needle felt like. Especially when it actually punctured...

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"Glease" "The Role Ты Were Born to Play"

posted by mikfan9

*SPOILER*

This is the Список of who will be Пение what Grease songs in the upcoming Хор episodes... (AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED THESE ARR NOT OFFICIAL YET!) (songs are subject to change)

You're the One the One That I Want: marley...

Beauty School Drop Out: Blaine

Hopelessly Devoted to You: Blaine

Look at me I'm Sandra Dean (reprise): marley...

Born to Hand Jive: marley, Ryder, Jake, Mercedes, Mike, Brittany, Kitty, Sam, Joe, Sugar, Unique

Greased Lightening: Sam and Ryder

Not very pleased with this... And it's not only because Marley is obviously getting the role of Sandy but its the fact that its not going to be a surprise plus adding to that Ruder is going to be Marleys Любовь interest... How shocking...

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My Рождество Letter to "Glee"

posted by fetchgirl2366

Dear actors/actresses/writers and creators of "Glee":

Christmas is coming soon, and I just want to acknowledge your efforts into making the best TV series in all of TV history. My life would never be the same without 'Glee'. I wouldn't have taken up drama или considered to be an actor by the time I grow up if it hadn't been for Ты guys.

To all of the Хор guys, I really Любовь Ты so much! Cory, you're really awesome. No seriously. They need еще solos for your character. I really enjoyed listening to your voice when I heard link. I just don't want people to hate on Ты and say negative...

nationals in new york

posted by gleek481

nationals were in new york this год as stated in the season premiere causing mercedes to Фан kurt. the whole episode was amazing and i cried еще that once during it. the whole number running through pout new york was amazing and fun. i loved when the person at the front стол письменный, стол сказал(-а) to seperate the kids by sexual orientation. the songs werw amazing as well as the ужин and patti lupone sighting. the finn rachel storyline is getting a little od thpugh. they eitherr need to do it или break up или some thing. brittany and arite song "my cup" was well i think it was about a condom. tina and santana...

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My Избранное Хор Цитаты

posted by Annaoth

This is a Список of my Избранное Хор Quotes, Episodes 1-11. I might have forgotten some. Feel free to tell me your избранное too :)

"I am not homophobic. In fact, I have two gay dads. See, I was born out of love. My two dads screened potential surrogates based on beauty and IQ. Then they mixed their sperm together and used a turkey baster. To this день we don't know which one is my real dad, which I think is pretty amazing."
Rachel Berry - Pilot

"This is where our daughter или gay son will sleep."
Terri Schuester - Showmance

"There is nothing ironic about Показать choir!"
Rachel Berry - Pilot

"Have Ты ever...