Хор Хор Quote Contest [Round 12]: Noah Puckerman! (Full Цитаты in comments)

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94 fans picked:
Shandiii; "I had sex with your mother. No seriously..."
   32%
iLoveChair; "Well call the Vatican, we've got ourselves..."
   21%
ajhalecullen; "I Любовь the days where I don't wear underwear..."
   19%
swimchick; "We're a couple of good-looking Jews, it's natural"
   11%
Nibylandija; "Dude my bowels have better moves than you"
   9%
glee_lover_96; "That Rachel chick makes me want to light myself..."
   5%
all_the_glitter; "I was gonna stand outside the 7-11..."
   3%
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swimchick picked Nibylandija; "Dude my bowels have better moves than you":
1. "We're a couple of good looking Jews, it's natural." Mash-Up

2. "I love the days when i don't wear underwear: Full Commando." Ballad

3. "I had sex with your mother, no seriously....I cleaned your pool, and then I had sex with her, in your bed. Nice Star Wars sheets." Preggers

4. "That Rachel chick makes me wanna light myself on fire, but she can sing." The Rhodes Not Taken

5. "Well, call the Vatican! We got ourselves another immaculate conception!" Preggers

6. "Just the usual. I was gonna stand outside the 7-11 looking depressed until someone offered to buy me beer, but what's going on?" Hairography

7. "Dude, my bowels have better moves than you." Acafellas
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swimchick picked Nibylandija; "Dude my bowels have better moves than you":
This cracked me up xD

I love how bad ass Puck is/thinks he is and him dissing Finn's dancing is just wonderful. I thought this line was very clever!
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girly_girl picked iLoveChair; "Well call the Vatican, we've got ourselves...":
I love Puck! He has some of the best lines ever!
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Gleek4ever picked ajhalecullen; "I Любовь the days where I don't wear underwear...":
my brother and i loved puck from this moment on
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backtoblack picked iLoveChair; "Well call the Vatican, we've got ourselves...":
That quote won me forever!LMAO!xD
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x-missmckena-x picked Shandiii; "I had sex with your mother. No seriously...":
This one and the vatican one!
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Nibylandija picked iLoveChair; "Well call the Vatican, we've got ourselves...":
TYPICAL.
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crazy8gurly picked ajhalecullen; "I Любовь the days where I don't wear underwear...":
Is he just all about "SEX"??? Lol
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CupcakeKiller picked iLoveChair; "Well call the Vatican, we've got ourselves...":
"goood looking jews" is made off fail!

lmfao
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JimmyManceLuvr picked iLoveChair; "Well call the Vatican, we've got ourselves...":
AND ajhalecullen's :)
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lauren1102 picked iLoveChair; "Well call the Vatican, we've got ourselves...":
Lmao, hilarious.
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oPositive picked swimchick; "We're a couple of good-looking Jews, it's natural":
Jew references are my fav <3
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iLoveChair picked ajhalecullen; "I Любовь the days where I don't wear underwear...":
This is TEH ultimate Puck quote.
The ones that Shandi, Laura, Anna and I submitted are made of win too xD
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brittlegirl94 picked Shandiii; "I had sex with your mother. No seriously...":
FAVORITE PUCK QUOTE EVER..

No seriously, I cleaned your pool and the I had sex with her IN your bed. Nice Star Wars sheets. XD
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sophialover picked swimchick; "We're a couple of good-looking Jews, it's natural":
I LOVE this.
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xoheartinohioxo picked swimchick; "We're a couple of good-looking Jews, it's natural":
"goood looking jews" is made off fail!

lmfao


Taking any excuse to hate on a couple, especially when it really isn't necessary and adds nothing to conversation... Honey, THAT is made of fail.
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