Nikki: *sitting in the shade* ( @sparkles3 i think its offical about Nikki)

(that she's a vamp? Cool, but Kiki could still whup her butt.)

( out of no where, a house appears and a ghost goes in ) Ghost: sorry! Dinner Rush!

"jumps into a tree with unhuman reflexes"

( a cat is in a tree )

Cat: HELP! GET ME DOWN!

Kiki: *walks over to cat* Come here. I'm gonna help. *climbs up a bit towards the cat* BTW, how are you able to talk?

"sits in tree"

Cat: uh, meow?

Kiki: This is like something out of Paranormal. (( spoof of Supernatural )) *grabs the cat and climbs out of the tree.

CAT: HOW CAN YOU TALK! YOUR A NORMIE!

"climbs higher into the tree"

Kiki: Oh sweet Hecate. *screams and drops the cat, then runs over to Dipper*
Dipper: What? What is it?
Kiki: *shaking* The cat just talked. It called me a normie. I-I'm not a normie.
Dipper: *looks uncomfortable* What is a normie?
Kiki: A normal person. I'm not normal.
Travis: *in the distance* I second that!

"looks over and slits eyes"

( cat walks over ) Cat: meoooooooooooooooooooooow hi.

"looks to make sure no one watching and disapers into woods"

Kiki: How can you talk? And why did you call me a normie?

Cat: well, my clan told me that normies are tall things that move. never told me they can talk. Can ALL normes talk?

"a few minutets later a pure black cat with iceblue eyes walks out"

Cat: oh hey, luna. Hows hunting camp?

im not luna"lays ears back"im nightshade

Cat: ooh sorry nightshade! but, hows camp?

its well but we belive river clan has been too quiet,were expecting a attack"notices kiki"oh im sorry i havent introduced, im nightshade, a warrior for shadowclan

Cat: I'm Bloodclaws, from deathclan.

yes...so how do you know of me?and i have never heard of deathclan

Kiki: *just staring, sooooo lost*
Dipper: *comes over, sees the cats* What the what?
Kiki: I don't even know anymore.

Bloodclaws: I used to be in shadowclan, but I got so good at wars, i went to deathclan.

Dipper: It's like something out of the warriors saga.
Kiki: What the heck??
Dipper: I happen to like books, so go suck a lemon.
Kiki: Le rawr.

hmmm, i am the best fighter in shadowclan"notices dipper and hisses"you

Dipper: Me what?
Kiki: And the talk to us too. Oh, Goddess. *passes out*
Dipper: Crud. * catches her before she hits the ground, then to the cat* Do you have some kind of problem with me?

yes,well with your family line really but, yeah a problem.your gruncle use to catch us and sell us like toys!he sold my brother and sister too...

Bloodclaws: Nightshade, let get our revenge shall we? ( exstends red claws )

Dipper: Oh, crap. *starts to run away*
Kiki: *wakes up* Styx. *sprints, then gets an idea* Dipper, go to the lake.
Dipper: Ok.

( Bloodclaws runs to shack wth red claws exstended )

( when dipper reaches lake, something appears out of water ) Mermaid: hey sailer boat, why don't you come on in, we're just drying up to eat... i mean, MEET you. Hehe,

Dipper: Ah, no. Not without her *points to Kiki* magic.
Kiki: *gets what he's talking about* Of course. We've had a few issues with less tame magical beings, so you won't mind some protection, would you? *without waiting for a response, makes a huge protective air bubble, she and Dipper go inside, and the bubble goes into the lake* Never thought I'd be happy to be an air user. *is shaking a little*
Dipper: This is crazy. *sees her shaking* It's ok. They can't get us here.

Mermaid: You don't need that, this lake can allow people to breath water.

Kiki: I'd just feel better having it. *looks over at Dipper* He's mortal, so I'm trying to be extra careful. *pauses* And... I can't swim. *last 3 words are a whisper*

Mermaid: well then, lets get you to the dining hall! You must be hungry!

Mermaid: come now, its filled with air. eww! all gassy and clear, gves me goosebumps!

Kiki: I need it. He does too. And I'm not hungry. Sorry. We're just trying to get away from some really weird cats.
Dipper: *looks at Kiki with confusion* You can't swim?
Kiki: *blush* Shut up.

Mermaid: Well then, you should see the opera house! But there isn't any bubbles aloud. there is even gravity! so you don't need to swim.

Kiki: If you don't mind, we're just going to be a few feet below the surface. Just so the cats don't find us.
Dipper: *stink face* Opera? Eww.

Mermaid: lets get you two back to land, ( swirls around bubble and a whirlpool forms )

Kiki: What the Hell are you doing?

Mermaid: NOW GIRLS! HELP ME SPIN THIS BUBBLE! ( mermaids come and they spin the bubble )

Kiki: *makes the bubble start to rise* Later, b*tches!

"sniffs the air"were not going to kill them,im not going to blame someone for what their relitives have done because i know what its like

( mermaids just in the air and drag bubble down and burst it ) Bloodclaws: Thats what I mean. I'm thinking that we should rip his clothes off and shove him into the town center naked.

Kiki: *freaking out massively as she sinks*
Dipper: *grabs her arm and tries to swim to the surface*