Authors note: If Ты don’t laugh, I shall set my army of flying turtles upon you!
Disclaimer: Yes, I own Harry Potter and have nothing better to do than write weird Fanfiction for my own book. If Ты believed me for a second, quit Чтение now.
~Interview with a Mary Sue~
Here I am, sent to interview a not-so-rare species. I’m your local reporter, LilysLittleTwin, and today I’ll be interviewing a Mary Sue named Angela Perfetta.
LLT: So, Angela, what are your hobbies?
AP: I enjoy painting, playing the violin, playing for the Montrose Magpies, and in my spare time, saving orphaned kittens.
LLT: Wow, your schedule must be full. How do Ты do it?
AP: Actually, we Mary Sues are capable of making еще hours than there really are appear in a day. It’s one of the plusses of being a Sue.
LLT: That’s some pretty impressive stuff. But anyway, Далее question. What are your Избранное things to read?
AP: I like the Twilight series by Stephanie Meyer, and mostly I write my own Книги to read.
LLT: Wow, when do Ты sleep? Hehe, kidding. So what do Ты consider your worst flaw?
AP: Nothing, I’m practically perfect in every way!
LLT: Okay...I have a question, when you’re a girl like you, ‘perfect in every way’, why don’t Ты have a boyfriend?
AP: Oh, I’m in between right now, I go through them all so quickly! Some of my past boyfriends include Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Фред Weasley, and George Weasley.
LLT: Right then…*slightly creeped out* I believe that’s all we have for today, good night to you, Angela.
AP: *beaming* And to you!
Finite Incantatum
How’d Ты like it? Please LEAVE A COMMENT!! THE CARNIVORUS TURTLES ARE HUNGRY!!
Disclaimer: Yes, I own Harry Potter and have nothing better to do than write weird Fanfiction for my own book. If Ты believed me for a second, quit Чтение now.
~Interview with a Mary Sue~
Here I am, sent to interview a not-so-rare species. I’m your local reporter, LilysLittleTwin, and today I’ll be interviewing a Mary Sue named Angela Perfetta.
LLT: So, Angela, what are your hobbies?
AP: I enjoy painting, playing the violin, playing for the Montrose Magpies, and in my spare time, saving orphaned kittens.
LLT: Wow, your schedule must be full. How do Ты do it?
AP: Actually, we Mary Sues are capable of making еще hours than there really are appear in a day. It’s one of the plusses of being a Sue.
LLT: That’s some pretty impressive stuff. But anyway, Далее question. What are your Избранное things to read?
AP: I like the Twilight series by Stephanie Meyer, and mostly I write my own Книги to read.
LLT: Wow, when do Ты sleep? Hehe, kidding. So what do Ты consider your worst flaw?
AP: Nothing, I’m practically perfect in every way!
LLT: Okay...I have a question, when you’re a girl like you, ‘perfect in every way’, why don’t Ты have a boyfriend?
AP: Oh, I’m in between right now, I go through them all so quickly! Some of my past boyfriends include Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Фред Weasley, and George Weasley.
LLT: Right then…*slightly creeped out* I believe that’s all we have for today, good night to you, Angela.
AP: *beaming* And to you!
Finite Incantatum
How’d Ты like it? Please LEAVE A COMMENT!! THE CARNIVORUS TURTLES ARE HUNGRY!!
1. Do not sing We're Off To See the Wizard When sent to the headmaster's office!!!
2. You're not dying.
3. Trees can be pretty dangerous...
4. Do not call Dumbledore Santa during the holidays.
5. The Chamber of Secrets is where Snape keeps all of his galleons.
6. Dont talk to strange snakes
7. Voldemort has anger issues
8. Harry sucks at Wizard Chess.
9. A dementors Kiss is a Kiss only their mother would want
10. There is a troll in the dungeon!
11. "You Know Who" is "He Who Must Not Be Named"
12. Trolls go into girls bathrooms
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2. You're not dying.
3. Trees can be pretty dangerous...
4. Do not call Dumbledore Santa during the holidays.
5. The Chamber of Secrets is where Snape keeps all of his galleons.
6. Dont talk to strange snakes
7. Voldemort has anger issues
8. Harry sucks at Wizard Chess.
9. A dementors Kiss is a Kiss only their mother would want
10. There is a troll in the dungeon!
11. "You Know Who" is "He Who Must Not Be Named"
12. Trolls go into girls bathrooms
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1. Put a whopee cushion on Delores Umbridge's seat. When she asks Ты why it's there, respond with, "The dark lord is back. Watch yourself." And than walk away.
2. Blare loud muggle rap Музыка from your office and scream "Oh yeah, baby!" And "Whoa yeah!" At Болталка times.
3. Install lighting in the Department of Mysteries and call it the "Department of Lighting."
4. Scream in the hall, "Bellatrix! Why have Ты left me?" And than ask the nearest person if they would like to Присоединиться Ты for a butterbeer after work.
5. Tell everyone that Ты have a secret. When they ask Ты what it is, say "Meet me at Hogwarts." When they ask why, simply stand there until another person comes by and ask them if they want a free broomstick.
6. Walk up to an employee and ask "Where did помадка, выдумка go?" When they say he left the ministry, scream in there faces that he didn't leave.
Well, that's all I've got. Thanks for reading.
2. Blare loud muggle rap Музыка from your office and scream "Oh yeah, baby!" And "Whoa yeah!" At Болталка times.
3. Install lighting in the Department of Mysteries and call it the "Department of Lighting."
4. Scream in the hall, "Bellatrix! Why have Ты left me?" And than ask the nearest person if they would like to Присоединиться Ты for a butterbeer after work.
5. Tell everyone that Ты have a secret. When they ask Ты what it is, say "Meet me at Hogwarts." When they ask why, simply stand there until another person comes by and ask them if they want a free broomstick.
6. Walk up to an employee and ask "Where did помадка, выдумка go?" When they say he left the ministry, scream in there faces that he didn't leave.
Well, that's all I've got. Thanks for reading.
hi im caitlín and i enjoy Чтение both harry potter and twiight Книги but....... i cant decide which one is better some people think different but its good to have an opinion!!! am i right, i think i am see thats an opinion and im just wanted to say what is your opinion ... and comparing is ok the world would be boring if we were all the same and thought the same and this is NOT JUDGE MENTAL!!!no debates please!!! my opnion is that there both smashing Книги to read and Ты dont have to agree there both very entertaining to read and watch thats my opinion i cant wait to read yours!!!
Hello! This is my first story. Enjoy.
I looked out at the water, making ripples with my hand. A magic school was on my way.
"Get back inside, your list's here!" my dad called from the house. He was the The God of the Sea, Poseidon.
I went back inside and picked up a paper, and it read:
Dear Percy Jackson,
Ты have a place in the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please go to The Leaky Cauldron, then to Diagon Alley to get your school things. The train leaves Sep, 1st, at 11:00am, from Platform 9 and 3 quarters.
See Ты at Hogwarts,
Headmaster Albus Dumbledore
An Список is below:
From there was a Список of things. I looked up. Time went by fast...
part 2 coming later. See ya!
I looked out at the water, making ripples with my hand. A magic school was on my way.
"Get back inside, your list's here!" my dad called from the house. He was the The God of the Sea, Poseidon.
I went back inside and picked up a paper, and it read:
Dear Percy Jackson,
Ты have a place in the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please go to The Leaky Cauldron, then to Diagon Alley to get your school things. The train leaves Sep, 1st, at 11:00am, from Platform 9 and 3 quarters.
See Ты at Hogwarts,
Headmaster Albus Dumbledore
An Список is below:
From there was a Список of things. I looked up. Time went by fast...
part 2 coming later. See ya!