China and South Korea grew silent once they heard a familiar voice call through the bushes “do…*hic* do I’m gonna kirr England but not *hic* Russia! *hic* because he is *hic* soooo nice!!! *hic* in fact I just killed England be-*hic* because he is a b-itch!” Япония meowed stumbling through the bushes running right into China and South Korea “oh Эй,
Ты *hic* guys!” Япония meowed quickly leaping up on his paws. “Uhh…are Ты drunk или are Ты hanging out with France again aru?” China meowed instantly Япония slashed China across the face and hissed “I AM THE AWESOME ONE B-ITCH!!!”...
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