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posted by RavenclawRocks
OK, please don't hate me for this. I don't hate ALL Gryffindors. I just think the House itself is over-rated.

All the Weasley's were in Gryffindor. As they are the nicest people in the whole book, and Любовь Harry, people Любовь them. Therefore they Любовь Gryffindor.

Gryffindors basicly owned Hogwarts when Harry's parents attened Hogwarts. James and Sirius mocked the living hell out of Snape, while their two allies looked on. All four of them just happen to be Gryffindor. Weird, hey?

Isn't it a bit unfair, while Harry and co. were at Hogwarts, the head and deputy head were both Gryffindors. And twice...
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posted by CheekyCheese
Everyone says HufflePuff's are 'useless'. There are still lots of important HufflePuff's! Take Cedric Diggory for example. He took part in the TriWizard tournament and got to the cup at the same time as Harry. Also, he let Harry take the cup with him and showed him the Prefect's bathroom!

OK. So HufflePuff's aren't as important as some of the Gryffindors but what would HP be without Тонкс или Cedric? If Cedric hadn't of been chosen for the TriWizard Tournament he would never have died and Cho and Harry would never have kissed или трещина, сплит up! And Тонкс is an amazing Auror! Ты wouldn't expect her to be in HufflePuff but the Sorting Hat saw her destiny in HufflePuff!

So stop looking down on Puffs! We can be Герои like the Gryffindor's and clever like the Ravenclaws!
posted by simpleplan
Writen by Sam the Vicious Zebra

1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House Цвета indicate that they are "covered in bees".

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

3. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate.

5. I will not go to class skyclad.

6. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate дата to the Yule Ball.

7. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told Ты I was...
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All these reasons are researched, hopefully unbiased, and completely open for friendly (reasonable) debate.

1. Slytherins value ambition, which is a trait often found in great leaders and *cough* politicians. Ambition is key in our world because otherwise, we would fall into anarchy. While traits like intelligence, courage, and loyalty are all important in leaders, the trait that gives an intelligent, brave, and loyal person the drive to achieve their dreams is ambition. We Slytherins set goals and work to reach them.

2. Slytherins have good self-preservation instincts. While this is sometimes...
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posted by HecateA
Seriously, be nice to Puffs. For those of Ты who are wondering what the Hell is a Hufflepuff, read the books!

So anyways, since I figured I'm a puff, it's oppened my eyes to all the dissing. Why? Sure we're not in-your-faces, but that doesn't mean we ain't important!

Cedric - Cedric was brave. Cedric was good. Cedric got chosen over the Gryffindors, Ravenclaws and Slytherins to compete in the Triwizard tournament. Cedric made it to the cup. Cedric's death oppened the eyes of the wizards, I'm sure some of them got a little еще convinced of Snakey's return by the body. "It's just Potter going...
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posted by Kiana-M-McMahon
Everyone(ok, maybe not EVERYONE) in the Ravenclaw house is incredibly smart and powerful. they fight with word and are always at peace. Ravenclaws contemplate all the possibilities before acting. Henceforth, being the most fortunate of all houses. like hufflepuff, we are humble and determined. like Gryffindor, we are Храбрая сердцем and noble. we have nothing in common with the Slytherin house considering that they are evil snobs that always look for the easy way around.(those dirty rotten cheaters XD JK! JK!) Ravenclaws are sometimes known as lucky but that is not true at all. We have the same troubles...
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posted by simpleplan
Knock knock?
Who's there?
You Know.
You-Know-Who?
That's right!Avada Kedavra!

How do Ты keep a Gryffindor in suspense? *walk away*

How many weasley's does it take to light up a wand?
Seven: Ginny to look upset and do nothing, Ron to sulk, Фред and George to blow it up, Percy to yell, Charlie to hold it in front of a dragon and Bill to roll his eyes at everyone.

How many Dark Lords does it take to light up a wand?
Two: One to light it and the other to kill him and take the credit.

How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
None, now Ты see thats why he's called the DARK lord.

How many Weasleys...
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posted by Kiana-M-McMahon
#11. Ravenclaw's have the color blue, which is totally awesome.
#12.Ravenclaws are Храбрая сердцем like Gryffindors and Cunning like Slytherin, but we are secure enough not to Показать it off.
#13.Ravenclaws have TWO sets of house colors: one for the Книги and one for the movie.
#14.We are the secret rulers of the world.
#15.Why do Ты think pocket dictionaries were invented? For Ravenclaws pockets, that's right.
#16.Rowena Ravenclaw is a hotty.
#17. Ravenclaw values intelligence, creativity, wit, and wisdom and if Ты don't have that Ты can just copy your homework from the kids that do.
#18. Our symbol is a bad жопа, попка eagle (most likely a raven) that could tear a snake to shreads, peck a lion to death, and easily дана a fricting барсук a run for its money.
#19. We got Cho Chang, come on, there is just no counter arguement to that.
#20. Our Цвета are awesome. Enough said.
#1. We can walk and read at the same time!
#2.Ravenclaw's invented the internet.
#3. Our symbol is the eagle, which is also the symbol of the US so we basically own the worlds greatest superpower. That's gotta count for something.
#4.'Ravenclaw' is made of actual words. Raven+Claw=Ravenclaw! Seriously, there is no such thing as a "Gryffindor", "Slytherin" is common slang, and what the hell is a "Hufflepuff"?!
#5.Ravenclaws invent sarcasm. Only the greatest invention in the world. Who could live without it?
#6.I bet JKR was a Ravenclaw. It was so smart of her to think of HP!
#7.We have Luna which...
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I throw my wand up in the air sometimes
saying,"Ah-oh, my name is Draco!"

I wanna celebrate and kill Dumbledore
saying "Ah-oh,old man, just let go."

We gonna rock the school
We gonna go all night
We gonna light professors up
like they're dynamite!

Cause I dueled Ты once,
Now I dueled Ты twice

We gonna light them up
like they're dynamite.


CREDITS:
greekgirlA,and boredcreativity have made this

become a Фан of us and we will make еще spoof songs to your favorites! just tell us the song,
and only if Ты become a fan!
posted by simpleplan
THE "HARRY POTTER" SAGA is a magical tale full of adventure and magic. At least, it is for people who like to read books. For those of Ты who prefer your entertainment seared into your retinas through moving images, there is finally a film version in theaters. Use this cheat-sheet reference if you're a casual moviegoer confused by the strange world of Quidditch, Muggles and British children.


Harry Potter: The hero of the eponymous book series. He's the green, one-eyed monster on the movie posters.

Ministry of Magic: Government agency in charge of enforcing the rules of magic and alliteration....
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Q: Harry Potter is the best! What are they going to call Book Four?
A: "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire."

Q: "The Goblin of Fire?" Cool!
A: No, Goblet.

Q: Goblet? Like a cup?
A: Yes.

Q: Ugh. Could that be any еще sucky?
A: It could have been "Harry Potter and the Phantom Menace."

Q: So what's it about?
A: No one knows. Автор J.K. Rowling didn’t want to spoil the element of surprise, which she feels is essential to creating the childlike wonderment one feels when encountering Harry’s world, as well as a key component of the massive marketing offensive required to sell the unprecedented 3.8...
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posted by Lord-Voldemort
We get it, ok?

Hufflepuffs are not useless, Ravenclaws are not all studious, Gryffindors are not all heroes, Slytherins are not all evil.

I don't think we need to defend our points any more. Posting multiple Статьи on how Hufflepuffs aren't useless doesn't convince anyone any more. I actually Остаться в живых respect when a секунда Puff Статья popped up. There is literally NO Hufflepuff hate on this spot! There's еще Slytherin hate than anything, but I've Опубликовано my Статья and I don't plan on Письмо any еще from that point of view.

So far as I can see, no one hates anyone here. We Slytherins are trying...
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posted by Lord-Voldemort
Yeah, I know, we're the bad guys, the evil ones, the ones that you're SUPPOSED to hate. But Slytherin itself isn't all about being evil! It's not even about being a pureblood!

If Ты think about it, our defining characteristics, ambition, cunning, and good self-preservation instincts, are present in many great leaders. The reason that so many Slytherins go bad is that the qualities valued in our house are often essential in following people like Voldemort. I personally don't believe that "mudbloods" are bad and should be exterminated, but, being a Slytherin, if following Voldemort gave me the...
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posted by Kiana-M-McMahon
Idk, Slytherin and Hufflepuff made one. I'm really bored so why not?

Helena Ravenclaw/The Grey Lady
She admit that she украл, палантин her mother's diadom and where she hid it. She felt bad for telling Tom Riddle about it. But she told Harry which fixed a lot.

Filius Flitwick
He's fair, nice, and a short little guy. In the battle of Hogwarts he didn't hesitate to help. He's the head of Ravenclaw for crying outloud!

Moaning Murtle
OK, sure she's annoying. But she didn't have a very long life, или a happy life at that matter. She was crying and then the baslisk killed her. But even with all the sadness, she trusted...
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1. Hermione is a girl.
2. Фред and George are identical when they take Polyjuice Potion.
3. If Snape taught Defense Against The Dark Arts, the only thing you'd need to study is whatever is on Page 394.
4. It's best to eat гороховый, горох суп before it eats you.
5. It's not all about wandwork.
6. Don't put your wand in your back pocket. Many wizards have blown off one или both cheeks when they did it.
7. Wrestling a Fully Grown Mountain Troll will only get Ты 5 points.
8.If you're alone with someone on the вверх of a high building...trust them.
9. Umbridge WILL have order
10. Looking for a way to force character...
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posted by Ninja-Kitten
Slytherins are evil.
Gryffindors are perfect.
Ravenclaws just study.
Hufflepuffs are useless.

I think we have all established that those are all completely untrue. This is called "stereotyping" and it is BAD. It tosses groups of people together and sticks a label on the lot of them, no matter that they're not all exactly the same.

This happens all the time, whether it be stereotyping by house, skin colour, gender, или blood "purity".

Think of it this way...

Purebloods have discriminated against muggleborns for centuries. It's something that has never changed and probably never will. All purebloods,...
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posted by supersaiyan5
what is with all of the contrivercy and fighting of house. whether your in slytherin, gryffindor, hufflepuff или ravenclaw it doesnt matter.

dumbledore himself сказал(-а) that differences do not effect how we should see others. what trulely matters is what we CHOOSE to do with our talents and abilites.

sadly some people may disagree. but i beleive that some will find that exclusion, diversety, and rudness are all unnesesary. to conclude i would like to quote albus dumbledore

"Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open."

i hope this helps to all that are having trouble with the concept of unity of the houses
posted by Poseidon3
Recently, I worked on Письмо this song about Pettigrew's friendship with James and his betrayal. It's based on the song Grenade by Bruno Mars. Anyways, here we go:

Easy come, Easy go, that's just how Ты live oh,
Take, take, take it all but Ты never give
Should've known Ты was trouble from the first suspicion,
Oh, I gave Ты all my trust and Ты sold me to Voldy,
Sold me to Voldy, Ты did
But what Ты don't understand is
I'd take a Crucuiatus Curse for ya,
I'd be sliced by a Hippogriff for ya,
You know I'd do anything for ya,
I would go through all this pain, take an Avada Kedavra straight through...
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posted by LinaHarrow
Prepare to laugh your heads off. I couldn't get to sleep last night...

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Chorus:
Yeah I Любовь HP!
I'm another fan-g!
Too bad I'm not a witch-
it's only in my dreams.

Around the time of book one,
when the journey'd just begun,
it was real fun
hearin about Harry so young.

Chorus

Sometime after book two,
the loyalty held true.
The Chamber caught my interest,
I couldn't get enough of this!

Chorus

When book three came 'round
I was pleased to have found
my Избранное of the bunch,
as well as a topic during lunch.

Chorus

Book four found it's way to me,
J.K. Rowling simply sang to me,
the beautiful and sad tale...
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