So CatCat. Ты won HJFG June FOTM, even though someone else clearly deserved it (coughmecough). How does it feel?
It feels [insert inspirational speech here]. I don't think Finn's ever jizzed so hard during his time in my possession. This includes anything involving pics of Groffles (Finn/Jesse Слэш love!!!!! Ты know Finn wanted him the moment he proposed the sing-off) and all those times you've called me a ho.

Ты created HJFG. What processed Ты to do so? Did Ты ever imagine it would turn out like this (and by “like this” I mean a breeding ground for mental illness)?

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Also, that version of the song has the "And the rest! Here at Gilligan's IIIIIsle!" line to the end, but the version that I rewrote is from a later point in the series, where it's "The Professor and Mary Anne, here at Gilligan's IIIIIsle!"
I sort of threw this together in one hour, so don't be hard on me. :P And of course, these are based on our "characters" on the current banner.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of fangirlies
That started on this Fanpop site
Within this little spot

The mascot was a courageous fan,
The diva proud and royal
Five other Фаны joined them that...