2. His goregous wild blonde hair (I'd Любовь to get my fingers Рапунцель - Запутанная история in it!)
3. His mismatched eyes (So quirky and mysterious!)
4. His pale skin (He makes Edward Cullen look darker!)
5. How he dresses (Damn...I Любовь leather)
6. His riding crop (I won't even mention what I'm thinking!)
7. His power (I'd Любовь to be his queen!)
8. His sultry, dark, melodic voice (I wanna listen to him all night long!)
9. His huge d*** (Won't mention my thoughts on that either!)
10. How romantic he is ("Just fear me, Любовь me, do as I say and I will be your slave," I'll be your slave, Jareth!!!)
11. His magic (I want a glass of молоко and oreos, please!)
12. His confidence (Not ashamed of himself and he owns it!)
13. He hates Hoggle too!!! (That annoying little dwarf drives us the wrong way!!!!)