•Teresa: Are Ты all right?
Patrick: Oh, yeah. I’m fine. I’m still home… Would Ты take me drunk?

•Patrick: [after working with Hightower] Oh, Ты mean going out with another woman?
Teresa: Yeah - no. Ты know what I mean.
Patrick: It was great. It was fun. Intense. Uh, challenging. I think we had a great connection.
Teresa: That's great.
Patrick: What? Ты a little jealous? [Lisbon hits Jane with one of her crutches]

•Teresa: You're never gonna guess where he grew up.
Patricke: Then I won't even try.
Teresa + Patrick: Vineland, California.
Teresa: How did Ты do that?
Patrick: I followed...

•Patrick: [holds out a flower] For you.
Teresa: Does it squirt water?
Patrick: No. It's no trick. Maybe just a little trick to catch the killer.
Teresa: With a hydrangea?
Patrick: Yeah.
Teresa: How?
Patrick: Well wouldn't that be spoiling the fun?
Teresa: For you. Spoiling the fun for you.
Patrick: That's the fun that matters.

•Teresa: So what did Ты do? Honestly.
Patrick: He had a gun.
Teresa: No. I mean how did Ты raise the bail money.
Patrick: Oh. That. Murder for hire. Killed a snitch. Stabbed him in the kidneys.
Teresa: Ты did not.
Patrick: I did not. I won it at a card game, but I had Ты for...

•Patrick: The pocket rocket,
the dynamite, heavily armed, cute as a button Agent Teresa Lisbon!

•Patrick: I have a lot on my mind right now. Uh, I didn't really didn't want to come to work today. But my good friend, and colleague, Agent Lisbon tricked me into meeting you. Knowing that I couldn't refuse Ты because you're the age my daughter would be if she were still alive. If she hadn't be murdered. Murdered by a man named Red John. Whom I met recently, he saved my life and abducted a friend of mine. Long story. Hence many things on my mind.
Teresa: I promise, I will never lie to Ты again....