Joe Jonas was sent from heaven. HE is my soul mate, my eveything. We are made for each other. Everytime he laughs or smiles I melt!! We are destined to be together, it is in the stars. I have a sculpture of him carved out of fruit in my closet which i kiss goodnight every single day before i go to sleep. When i found out that he went out with that hillbilly taylor swift, I nearly crapped myself. in fact, i think i did crap my self a little..
anyways i couldnt believe she stood in my way of being with my one true love.
it went on for almost 3 months i was almost at suicide point when i found out that he broke up with her over 27 sec on the phone. HAHAHA he dumped her nice and fast, i knew he would come to the realization that he belonged with me at some point. and then she began to cry like a little baby about it, but i was just glad he was available again.
yesterday i killed my sister because she mentioned the name taylor in my house, and i later went on to realize that she wasnt talking about swift , but OH WELLLL. too bad for her.
WEEKLING!!!!
so for now i will just sit here and wait until the day joe comes and knocks on my door and sweeps me away to our honeymoon suite.
(hey i have been doing it for over a year now.)
farewell fellow jonas lovers
remember joe in mine though.
BWUAHAHAHAHAHAH