
Kristoff and Sven
Lyrics:
Kristoff:
Reindeers are better than people
Sven, why is Любовь so hard?
Kristoff as Sven:
Ты feel what Ты feel
And those feelings are real
C'mon, Kristoff
Let down your guard
Performed by Kristoff and Sven (Jonathan Groff)
Музыка and Lyrics by Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson-Lopez

Kristoff and Sven
Fandom: Холодное сердце
Characters: Anna and Kristoff
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Anna and Kristoff were watching TV and a guy shows up in it.
„OMG, he's so hot!" exclaimed Anna.
„Who?" asked Kristoff.
„Jared Leto from Thirty секунды to mars!" squealed Anna.
„Never heard of it"
„What!?" exclaimed Anna. „He's one of the hottest guy alive Kristoff, how can Ты not know him?!" asked Anna.
„I...uh...rarely watch TV...so, that's why I don't know him или any silly boy bands."
„Silly boy bands?" asked Anna. „Silly boy bands? SILLY BOY BANDS?!" replied Anna loud.
„Okay, okay they're great" replied Kristoff afraid.
„By the way, they are just an alternate rock band, Hun
Characters: Anna and Kristoff
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Anna and Kristoff were watching TV and a guy shows up in it.
„OMG, he's so hot!" exclaimed Anna.
„Who?" asked Kristoff.
„Jared Leto from Thirty секунды to mars!" squealed Anna.
„Never heard of it"
„What!?" exclaimed Anna. „He's one of the hottest guy alive Kristoff, how can Ты not know him?!" asked Anna.
„I...uh...rarely watch TV...so, that's why I don't know him или any silly boy bands."
„Silly boy bands?" asked Anna. „Silly boy bands? SILLY BOY BANDS?!" replied Anna loud.
„Okay, okay they're great" replied Kristoff afraid.
„By the way, they are just an alternate rock band, Hun
Kristoff: Reindeers are better than people.
Sven, don't Ты think that's true?
Kristoff (As Sven): Yeah, people will beat you,
And curse you, and cheat you
Every one of them's bad except you.
Kristoff: Na, na na na na.
Na, na na na na na na.
Na, na, na, na, na, Reindeers!
Na, na na na na.
Na, na na na na na na.
Na, na, na, na, na, Reindeers!
But people smell better than Reindeers.
Sven, don't Ты think I'm right?
Kristoff (As Sven): That's once again true,
For all except you!
Kristoff: Ты got me, let's call it a night!
Good night!
Don't let the frost bite.
I don't need a crown или a castle,
One's a headache, one is a hassle,
I only need a sled and my reindeer.
Ты may think I'm ragged and rural,
But I know when Reindeer's a plural,
That I'm supposed to say Reindeer!
Na, na, na, na, na, na!
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Reindeers!
Why didn't I get a real song?
Sven, don't Ты think that's true?
Kristoff (As Sven): Yeah, people will beat you,
And curse you, and cheat you
Every one of them's bad except you.
Kristoff: Na, na na na na.
Na, na na na na na na.
Na, na, na, na, na, Reindeers!
Na, na na na na.
Na, na na na na na na.
Na, na, na, na, na, Reindeers!
But people smell better than Reindeers.
Sven, don't Ты think I'm right?
Kristoff (As Sven): That's once again true,
For all except you!
Kristoff: Ты got me, let's call it a night!
Good night!
Don't let the frost bite.
I don't need a crown или a castle,
One's a headache, one is a hassle,
I only need a sled and my reindeer.
Ты may think I'm ragged and rural,
But I know when Reindeer's a plural,
That I'm supposed to say Reindeer!
Na, na, na, na, na, na!
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Reindeers!
Why didn't I get a real song?
Kristoff:
Reindeers are better than people
Sven, don’t Ты think that’s true?
Kristoff as Sven:
Yeah, people will beat Ты and curse Ты and cheat you
Every one of them’s bad except you
Kristoff: Oh, thanks buddy
Kristoff:
But people smell better than reindeers
Sven, don’t Ты think that I’m right?
Kristoff as Sven:
That’s once again true, for all except you
Kristoff:
Ты got me, let’s call it a night
(Good night)
Don’t let the frost bite bite
Performed by Kristoff (Jonathan Groff)
Музыка and lyrics by Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson-Lopez
Reindeers are better than people
Sven, don’t Ты think that’s true?
Kristoff as Sven:
Yeah, people will beat Ты and curse Ты and cheat you
Every one of them’s bad except you
Kristoff: Oh, thanks buddy
Kristoff:
But people smell better than reindeers
Sven, don’t Ты think that I’m right?
Kristoff as Sven:
That’s once again true, for all except you
Kristoff:
Ты got me, let’s call it a night
(Good night)
Don’t let the frost bite bite
Performed by Kristoff (Jonathan Groff)
Музыка and lyrics by Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson-Lopez