Author's note: the word "taretts" a word i dont know how to spell and it means when u cant control how u do a certain thing. please enjoy Family Matters Part 2
tohru:kyo!
kyo: yes!
tohru: it's time to go
kyo:where?
tohru:to the family reunion of course! remenber i told u the other day? did u forget?
FLASHBACK:
tohru: kyo-kun
kyo: whadda ya want this time it's 2:00!
tohru: sorry but there's gonna be a Honda Family Reunion Далее weekend. wanna go?
kyo: *says sleepily* sure *isn't aware of what he's saying*
BACK TO PRESENT TIME
kyo: dammit! i forgot! i'm not packed или anything!
tohru: fine then. get ready quick!
kyo: whatever
SCENE CHANGE
tohru: we're here!
kyo: gaaah! my ears are about to burst from that plane ride
tohru: then yawn
kyo: oh right *yawn* because this is gonna the most boring trip ever. why not my family? yours is weird. scratch that. my dad wants me dead. totally ur family!
uncle joe: the wonderful tohru has arrived!
kyo: let's just get this over with!
uncle joe: by george i think i've got it!
kyo: what is it! *sincerely interested*
uncle joe: let's go to dinner!
kyo: why did i have to seem excited?
tohru: it'll be fun! *drags kyo by the arm*
SCENE CHANGE
uncle joe: this is some good beef!
tohru and kyo: *thinking: wow. poor haru :(*
tohru: oh kyo! i forgot to tell Ты uncle joe has taretts
kyo:what kind?
tohru:well, Ты see he- *breaking plates/clapping*
waitress: *gasp* i'm so sorry! i broke ur plates
kyo: just dont do it again!
waitress: i-i uh-um...
tohru: kyo! dont be so-
uncle joe: SHIT CAKES!
kyo: what the hell?
uncle joe: SHIT! жопа, попка CRAP!
tohru: bill please
kyo and waitress: WHAT WAS THAT!
tohru: like i said, he has taretts
kyo: but u didn't say which kind!
tohru:that's cuz the plates broke and...
kyo: oh...my...god...your family is bizzare.
waitress: yeah... what ever ur name is
tohru: Tohru Honda thank you
kyo: @waitress: why are Ты still here?
waitress: right! ur bill!
kyo: go! leave!
SCENE CHANGE
kyo: i'm exhausted!
tohru: who isn't?
kyo: since when did u hate tonight?
tohru: since like, forever! i pretending to be nice so that uncle joe's taretts didn't get worse!
kyo: oh! *riiing riiing*
kyo:not again!!!
THE REST IS NOT ALLOWED FOR THE SAKE THE SAKE OF THE AUDIENCE AND THE SANITY OF HUMANITY
tohru:kyo!
kyo: yes!
tohru: it's time to go
kyo:where?
tohru:to the family reunion of course! remenber i told u the other day? did u forget?
FLASHBACK:
tohru: kyo-kun
kyo: whadda ya want this time it's 2:00!
tohru: sorry but there's gonna be a Honda Family Reunion Далее weekend. wanna go?
kyo: *says sleepily* sure *isn't aware of what he's saying*
BACK TO PRESENT TIME
kyo: dammit! i forgot! i'm not packed или anything!
tohru: fine then. get ready quick!
kyo: whatever
SCENE CHANGE
tohru: we're here!
kyo: gaaah! my ears are about to burst from that plane ride
tohru: then yawn
kyo: oh right *yawn* because this is gonna the most boring trip ever. why not my family? yours is weird. scratch that. my dad wants me dead. totally ur family!
uncle joe: the wonderful tohru has arrived!
kyo: let's just get this over with!
uncle joe: by george i think i've got it!
kyo: what is it! *sincerely interested*
uncle joe: let's go to dinner!
kyo: why did i have to seem excited?
tohru: it'll be fun! *drags kyo by the arm*
SCENE CHANGE
uncle joe: this is some good beef!
tohru and kyo: *thinking: wow. poor haru :(*
tohru: oh kyo! i forgot to tell Ты uncle joe has taretts
kyo:what kind?
tohru:well, Ты see he- *breaking plates/clapping*
waitress: *gasp* i'm so sorry! i broke ur plates
kyo: just dont do it again!
waitress: i-i uh-um...
tohru: kyo! dont be so-
uncle joe: SHIT CAKES!
kyo: what the hell?
uncle joe: SHIT! жопа, попка CRAP!
tohru: bill please
kyo and waitress: WHAT WAS THAT!
tohru: like i said, he has taretts
kyo: but u didn't say which kind!
tohru:that's cuz the plates broke and...
kyo: oh...my...god...your family is bizzare.
waitress: yeah... what ever ur name is
tohru: Tohru Honda thank you
kyo: @waitress: why are Ты still here?
waitress: right! ur bill!
kyo: go! leave!
SCENE CHANGE
kyo: i'm exhausted!
tohru: who isn't?
kyo: since when did u hate tonight?
tohru: since like, forever! i pretending to be nice so that uncle joe's taretts didn't get worse!
kyo: oh! *riiing riiing*
kyo:not again!!!
THE REST IS NOT ALLOWED FOR THE SAKE THE SAKE OF THE AUDIENCE AND THE SANITY OF HUMANITY