Le me: Hi!!!!! Le friend: >=I Le me: O.O uhhh… Ты okay? Le friend: I want to stab him. >=I Le me: °•° Stab who? Le friend: The algebra teacher -_-' Le me: *Derp Face* I stabbed a teacher once >={D Le friend: DX Lair! O.o Le me: No really. I stabbed him in the eye… =) Le friend: -_- Le me: … With a chair… XD Болталка chick: True story ^-^
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Stupid Qx ppl ask to Ты xD When Ты see a friend with evidently shorter hair.. Stupid Question: Эй,
have Ты had a haircut? Answer: No, its autumn and I’m shedding….
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so today in algebra my teacher draws a stick figure. she says another guy wants to kill that guy, and i go, "why? he's already beheaded." because her drawing looked like he was beheaded.
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wow... i never thought that this could happen but, i exploded a cheese ball i made in Еда studies class. i just put it in a plastic bag and it randomly exploded all over the Стена and floor!
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Wow...sounds еще like an experiment in science class, lol. Anyway...it wouldn't let me post on your Стена so I just wanted to say Hey, and thanks for the add!Больше года
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Hi!! Please Присоединиться my club :D type in selenamaslow I Любовь Selena Gomez and big time rush if u do 2 then please Присоединиться :D
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One день my friend tryed to do a bunny hop in PE and failed, the Далее день I pushed her off of her chair :D A few days after that in the ужин hall she got attacked by a spoon, bcked away and fell off of her chair. Guess who attacked her, MEE! That день when we had finished ужин we went outside and she fell down the wet slippery steps, it was funny. Not so long назад we were spinning around and I let her go, she fell onto the floor. Public hummiliation is her best friend или maybe it me, LOL
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE Любовь OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST день OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF Ты DONT POST THIS ON THREE WALLS Ты WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT TWO DAYS. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE WALLS IN THE NEXT 143 SEC. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR Влюбленные NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT WORKS
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i really have nothing to say that is funny .........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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Ты are odder than an выдра, оттер in a bikini. Deal. With. It. MWAAGAGHAGHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAHAHAHAMWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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oki let me tell u something weird one день a dude walkes up to me and сказал(-а) the most oldest pick up line he сказал(-а) "hey did it hurt?" i сказал(-а) "did what hurt?"(lol) "when u fell from hevan" XD i laughed in his face!!!!!!!!!! (lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol) roflmao!!
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omg so my teacher сказал(-а) she was txtin she is lioke 50 and like she сказал(-а) her daughter bf txed her and сказал(-а) LOL and when she told the class she's like "yea so my daughters boyfrend txed me and сказал(-а) LOL so just to tell u guys it means lots of laughs" and the whole class burst out laffing AND this girl rhianna in my class raised her hand and said"uhh, no... LOL means laugh out loud..." and when the teacher сказал(-а) lots of laffs she was serious! ha! it mite not b funny to u cuz u kinda had 2 be there :)
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Parents spend 3 yrs of your childhood trying to help Ты learn to walk and talk, but they spend the rest of your childhood telling Ты to sit down and shut up! LOL
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