1.you smell like cigarettes
2.did Ты just fart
3.do Ты know what soap
4.are Ты high i did not cheat
5.why are Ты so old
6.are Ты 99 years old
7.sorry no homework my mom сказал(-а) i have to go on facebook
8.what is your twiter name
9.why did Ты give me a D-
10.why dont Ты Любовь me i am telling my mom
11.why are Ты asking me a Вопрос Ты are the teacher
12.can i check my twitter on your phone
13.but but but i didnt do it
14.you smell funky
15.are Ты married
16.what is your husbands name
17.can i see your house
18.bring your baby to school tomorrow