Entry #1
    My mother is so stupid, I know Ты shouldn’t say that about your flesh and blood, but it’s true about MY mom! She bought me this diary, I’m into online blogging, but I see her plan-snatch away MY pride and joy. All my mom does is eat potato chips at her secretary job for BYOPS (Be Yourself Outlet Pre School). She works about-what-1 час per week! She’s an IDIOT!
    This is what she сказал(-а) when she dropped the huge bombshell of ‘we’re moving to Mississippi’, “Kingsley, hon, we’re moving to Mississippi! And I bought Ты this...