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MUSE Matt Bellamy and Co.




1. Abso-kecking-lutely: muse-keck-teers word for absolutely using Asbsolution / keck / lutely.

2. Acromusm: (noun) shortening of Muse song and album titles used by musers (i.e. OoS, TIRO, FAWY…)

3. Amusement: (noun) Way for musers to pass the time by creating...

Matt Bellamy



Last time we met (The Conspiracist) he was pondering the end of the world. Today, there’s troubles closer to Главная for him…

How the devil are you?

– I’m not in a great mind-frame… I’ve had a rough week. But we’ve been playing concerts in the UK this week that have been amazing.

What’s been the best thing about this century?

– Blimey. I have a fishbowl memory; I am not very good at retrospectives. So I am going to say our двуколка, концерт in Sheffield recently. The crowd were just mental. We’d played some shows in North America and Northern Европа on the tour but it was a different...