posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.
Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up еще stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw Ты enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are Ты doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws Фан into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.
Mares and stallions, I bring to Ты Goldhoof
Starring Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса as Apples Galore
Big Macintosh as Goldhoof
Applebloom as Bloom
Pinkie Pie as P
Spike as S
A korean пони as Wierdjob
Fenix Lighter as himself, just like every other pony. NOW LETS START THIS
The rest of this part takes place at a hotel in Las Pegasus
Con: Hello Fenix.
Fenix: Con how are you?
Con: Very well. What did Ты want to Показать me?
Fenix: I want Ты to look at that red пони over there *points at Goldhoof*
Con: What about him?
Fenix: That's Goldhoof, he is obsessed with gold, and doesn't like losing. Looks like he's taking another пони to the cleaners.
Con: Has he ever Остаться в живых before?
Con: Sounds like he's cheating then.
Goldhoof: Alright lets do this.
Gambliing pony: Best two out of three?
Goldhoof: Eeyup *shuffles cards*
Con: I think somepony is feeding him information.
Fenix: What makes Ты say that?
Con: A filly with binoculars *walks away*
After leaving his best friend Con makes his way into the same room that the filly is in.
Con: Shouldn't Ты be learning how to not cheat?
Bloom: No I'm learning how to get paid for cheating.
Con: *pulls Bloom away from window* Your too young to do anything with gambling.
Wierdjob: *knocks Con out*
When Con wakes up he finds Bloom laying in a bed. She is completely covered in gold, and is dead.
Con: WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WOULD DO THIS TO A FILLY?!!?