Royal Guard:Princess Celestia,we got a huge drunk dragon,that was staying at the stairs of the castle.
Celestia:Let him in.
Spike:*enters*Hello,you lame princess.I am here to make Ты smile.
Celestia:Well,you arent!Wait,you're..Spike.
Spike:Yes,your shitesty!
Celestia:What a language!Twilight!
Twilight:Yes,princess?
Celestia:Is Spike,drunk?
Twilight:Spike,shouldn't Ты be Главная right now with Harmony and Rarity?
Spike:Oh,yeah.That Rarity is a little bit....um,what is that word..Oh yeah,BORING!I stayed there just because of Harmony.She is the only one who loves me!You don't care about me.Neither of you!Just her!She is a little juicy sexy girl.
Twilight:Spike,she is your daughter!
Spike:And?
Twilight:You can't talk about her like this.I will go to Rarity,and talk to her.
Spike:Go.She is a piece of junk!
Twilight:Oh,Spike*leaves*
Rarity:Oh,Twilight,dear,what brings Ты here?
Twilight:Spike.He is a complete jerk and a drunkard!
Rarity:*crying*I know!It's my fault!
Twilight:How long has he like this?
Rarity:10 months!
Twilight:10 months?!This is terrible.Why didn't Ты came to me?
Rarity:I don't know.He..has slapped me and Harmony,many times,and,I didn't dare to go and talk to you.
Harmony:Auntie Twilight!!!*hugs her*
Twilight:Sweet heart,can Ты go to the other room?Me and mommy have some talks!
Harmony:Okay!Bye!
Twilight:Bye!Rarity,don't cry,I will fix this!
Rarity:But,how?
Twilight:I don't know,but I have to find a way!*leaves*
Rarity:Oh,Spike!!
Harmony:Daddy,what have Ты done?!
Celestia:Let him in.
Spike:*enters*Hello,you lame princess.I am here to make Ты smile.
Celestia:Well,you arent!Wait,you're..Spike.
Spike:Yes,your shitesty!
Celestia:What a language!Twilight!
Twilight:Yes,princess?
Celestia:Is Spike,drunk?
Twilight:Spike,shouldn't Ты be Главная right now with Harmony and Rarity?
Spike:Oh,yeah.That Rarity is a little bit....um,what is that word..Oh yeah,BORING!I stayed there just because of Harmony.She is the only one who loves me!You don't care about me.Neither of you!Just her!She is a little juicy sexy girl.
Twilight:Spike,she is your daughter!
Spike:And?
Twilight:You can't talk about her like this.I will go to Rarity,and talk to her.
Spike:Go.She is a piece of junk!
Twilight:Oh,Spike*leaves*
Rarity:Oh,Twilight,dear,what brings Ты here?
Twilight:Spike.He is a complete jerk and a drunkard!
Rarity:*crying*I know!It's my fault!
Twilight:How long has he like this?
Rarity:10 months!
Twilight:10 months?!This is terrible.Why didn't Ты came to me?
Rarity:I don't know.He..has slapped me and Harmony,many times,and,I didn't dare to go and talk to you.
Harmony:Auntie Twilight!!!*hugs her*
Twilight:Sweet heart,can Ты go to the other room?Me and mommy have some talks!
Harmony:Okay!Bye!
Twilight:Bye!Rarity,don't cry,I will fix this!
Rarity:But,how?
Twilight:I don't know,but I have to find a way!*leaves*
Rarity:Oh,Spike!!
Harmony:Daddy,what have Ты done?!
one of the most infamous and hated episodes of the show.... and for good reason, too.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, Ты could Удалить the episode from the в общем и целом, общая canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing еще than a waste of time and space.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, Ты could Удалить the episode from the в общем и целом, общая canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing еще than a waste of time and space.
THE Далее DAY:
CRYSYAL EMPIRE:
Saten: Me?
Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so Ты can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.
Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?
Twilight: (giggles) of coarse Ты can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.
Saten: Fine, fine.
Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and Ты two can head straight to Sunburst's!
Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!
Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.
Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!
Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...
CRYSYAL EMPIRE:
Saten: Me?
Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so Ты can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.
Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?
Twilight: (giggles) of coarse Ты can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.
Saten: Fine, fine.
Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and Ты two can head straight to Sunburst's!
Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!
Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.
Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!
Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...