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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic радуга as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was in her office when suddenly..

Derpy: *Enters office* Twilight Sparkle has started a new school, and has made Ты enroll for classes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: What are your thoughts about this?
Celestia: This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. I should be teaching that purple bitch! She robbed Pinkie Pie, and I punished Twilight by giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: She never should have robbed Pinkie Pie in the first place. This sucks! Now she's going to run a school that I'll be going to!

Later at the new school.

Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first день of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Okay, Rick Astley, why don't Ты try to answer?

Song: link

Rick Astley: *Rick rolling everyone*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Rick Astley: We're no strangers to love! Ты know the rules, and so do I!
Twilight: *Stops song* Man, that song sucks, and Ты got the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Now it's your turn Celestia.
Celestia: The answer is two.
Twilight: And that's where you're wrong!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: WHAT?!
Twilight: Everypony knows the answer is window.
Audience: *Clapping*

Back at Celestia's castle.

Derpy: How was your first день of school?
Celestia: That's a stupid Вопрос Ты пересекать, крест eyed dumbass. It was horrible! Twilight Sparkle not only runs the school, but she's my teacher! I told her that one, and one is two, but she сказал(-а) I was wrong. She sucks. I wanna get out of that school quickly!
Derpy: Princess, I think your crown is getting angry.
Audience: *Laughing*

Back on the block

Master Sword: That's the end of this episode, but please be careful on the день after Thanksgiving.
Tom: Black Friday can be very dangerous. To prove it, here's a clip we got from the internet.
пони 5: *Grabbing TV*
пони 63: HEY! Get your hooves off that TV!
пони 5: There's one just like this, go get your own TV.
пони 63: *Punches пони 5, and fights him on the ground*
Tom: If that's what Black Friday is like every year, I can imagine what it's like for African Equestrians.
Audience: *Laughing*
Black Ponies: *Shooting each other*
Black пони 35: Shoot dat Nigga! He's tryin' to steal those rims for my '64 Chevy.
Black пони 25: *Shoots Black pony*
Black пони 35: Nopony steals my rims for my car. Happy n***er friday motherf**kers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I think that's all the time we have for today. See Ты after Thanksgiving.
Audience: *Clapping*

The End
posted by karinabrony
 The beautiful moon is as important as the sun.
The beautiful moon is as important as the sun.
It is I, the mysterious mare, Princess Luna. I have an important role for all of Equestria, though, nobody notices because I, the ruler of the night, am the forgotten one.

Ponies everywhere praise to Celestia, the ruler of the sun. They think the sun is most is important. The truth is, the moon is as beautiful and as important as the sun. They don't know why we need the lighted moon. The beautiful, bright, lighted moon.

They dislike me. They know I was the one who wanted eternal night forever. I made a mistake, and I was sorry for it. But I don't think they notice.

Every year, when Celestia...
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I just saw The My Little пони Equestria Girls movie. And this is what I think about it.

WOW! I thought it was so amazing. The story to it was really cool. I Любовь Twilight as a human. It was really cool that they had like a human world lol. It was cool that she meets humans that have the same names as her Друзья and also have the same personality as them. But I didn't like the ending to the movie. I wanted where she could go to both worlds any time she wants. She can meet that guy she had a crush on. I know he's a пони in ponyville. But I like them together pretty human.

I Любовь all the songs and Музыка to it.

BEST MY LITTLE пони MOVIE EVER! :D
радуга Dash: ALL RIGHT PEGASUS PONIES, WE HAVE SERIOUS TRAINING TO DO. THE G3 EVIL PONIES ARE TRYING TAKEOVER G4 PONYVILLE!!!!!! WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!!! NO ONE WILL BE LEFT OUT! THIS INCLUDES Ты FLUTTERSHY!
Fluttershy: -shivers in fear-
Rainbow Dash: NOW LET'S START TRAINING!!!The Далее день in Ponyville...
Celestia: it is time...send in the troops!
Luna: yes, sister!
The G4 ponies and G3 ponies meet
G3 Pinkie Pie: listen everypony! it doesn't have to be like this!
-everyone is silent-
Celestia: don't listen to her! she's trying to takeover your mind! ATTACK!!! FOR PONYVILLE!
Every G4 pony: FOR...
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posted by baloonzking
 She can't resist going,can she.
She can't resist going,can she.
Twilight looked at Pinkie with a wondering face and asked, "What?" "YOU DON'T THINK IT IS REAL?!?! HE WILL KILL Ты BRO!" "Don't be silly,Pinkie,It's just an old mare's/foal's tale." 'No it isn't...........cause' there's been Sightings.....AND I ALSO SAW HIM WITH MY OWN TWO EYES!" Twilight glanced at RainbowDash then continued with Pinkie. RainbowDash looked over to the side of SugarCubeCorrner's Doors and saw яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса and Fluttershy and Rarity. Rarity said, "I would Любовь to say the rumor's are false,but I must say I saw him myself,too..." яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса looked at Rarity and told her, "Rarity,I...
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 It was hot outside, but радуга somehow had brought popsicles....
It was hot outside, but Rainbow somehow had brought popsicles....
Ok, so following the last part, Celestia and Bolt find a hotel to sleep at for tomorrow. Kinda hard for Bolt to have to share a постель, кровати with the princess, since her mane was constantly flowing. The Далее morning......

Bolt: It's time to get going! Your Highness, it's time to go! HELLO!? *uses magic to make a slice of cake appear*

Celestia: Cake....MINE!! *jumps out of постель, кровати but trips* Ow....So, we ready to go?

Bolt: Yes. Let' grab our stuff and hop to it!

They bring their pocket sized cars out, put them on the ground of the parking lot, and press the button. Bolt gets in his car, ready to speed off,...
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While Rarity, and Fluttershy were being cursed the RDP Twilight, and spike were still being interrogated by most of the FIM Mane 6.

FIM радуга Dash: *holding sparkle cannon* Who сказал(-а) we were done here?
RDP Twilight: I did, now let us go!
FIM Twilight: I'm really sorry about this. *shoot bullets*
RDP Twilight: *dodges fire*
RDP Spike: Oh boy, this will go on forever.
FIM радуга Dash: Ты just gotta tell us where the impostures are.
RDP радуга Dash: Hi Twilight
FIM радуга Dash: *shoots other RD*
RDP радуга Dash: Waaahhhhh! Oh my god! What was that for?!
FIM радуга Dash: Ты made me look weak!...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
My Болталка headcanons III.

Flash Sentry


Okay, just a quick brainstorming again, won’t take long. I’ve noticed some activity around the topic of Flash Sentry. You've probably recognized him already, but if not, he’s this guy right here on the pic-->

Now, this character appeared in the Equestria Girls movie both in пони and human form. I’ll only talk about the пони form; it is еще relevant to MLP. I’ve done some brief research on the net and found that many people (even here on Fanpop) expecting Flash Sentry to return in Season 4 of MLP FiM. Before I proceed, let me state that I’m...
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posted by Canada24
 ^^ "That is some good s***!"
^^ "That is some good s***!"
"Damn!" prime Twilight cried disppointedly.

"Sorry sweetie. But it's offical. There is absolutely nothing, that ANY of my Книги can tell me about creating a portal to their universe" prime Twilight сказал(-а) to prime Pinkie.

"Are Ты sure!? Maybe we should double look!" prime Pinkie cried, preparing to dig though all the Книги they had piled all over the particular room of prime Twilight's house.

"We already did that, two dozen times" prime Twilight replied, holding back her uncharacteristically tense, розовый friend.

prime Pinkie simply groaned in response.

prime Pinkie looked behind her, beliefly checking...
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posted by Dragon4322
 Haunted house
Haunted house
Scootaloo had always heard from her sister, радуга Dash, that there was a haunted house in Ponyville. One night while Dash was sleeping, Scoots silently sneaked out of the mansion and walked slowly through the street. She found it after being in the Everfree Forest. The house seemed to be old and run down and the оранжевый filly wondered what happened to the owners of the house. when she climbed the fence she fell on the other side landing with a thud. ,"ow i guess i should be еще careful" she whispered to herself. after saying that sounds of creaking were heard coming from inside the house....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Con's new car
Con's new car
Con went to the CIE HQ after he got the call from Moneybit.

P: Hi Con
Con: Hello P. How is it going?
P: Not too good. Check the newspaper
Con: 24 Japanese ponies killed while trying to deliver supplies to South Korea.
P: We have found out that Steve Jobs is the one responsible for causing this mass murder.
Con: He's not even a pony. He's human!
P: I might also be human soon, so get this mission over with!
Con: Alright, does S have any gadgets for me?
P: Ja, go see him before Ты leave.
Con: *goes to lab* S?
S: Right here Con.
Con: Oh hey, Ты were behind me the whole time.
S: Yeah, uh listen I'm...
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Scootaloo and her two Друзья were forced into a mysterious carriage.

SCOTALOO: I still can't believe we failed! And even еще can't believe how angry Dashie was.

(FLASHBACK:

Rainbow angry flies over to Scotaloo after learning she failed the test.

RD: *intimidating the Pony.Mov series* What did I tell y'all about failing that TEST!

PRESENT TIME:)

ORION: Oh come on.. I'm sure she'll get over it. It's радуга Dash we're talking about here. She'll ALWAYS Любовь you..

SCOTALOO: I guess.

ORION: She IS your секунда mother after all.

SCOTALOO: True, true.

UNNAMED DRIVER: *rudely* Would Ты three shut the hell...
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The last solstice

Chapter 8: Celestial monologues II.


What is this noise again? Something’s happening down there… The Guards are on alert.

WHO CARES? IT’S NOT YOUR RESPONSIBILITY ANYMORE, REMEMBER?

But…

THERE ARE NO BUTS. STAY OUT OF IT!

She’s right, Tia. Luna will take care of it. You’re безопасно, сейф here.

But those are… changelings… they’re attacking the city!

WHAT ARE Ты GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? I’LL TELL Ты WHAT: NOTHING! THAT’S ALL YOU’RE GOOD FOR!

Think about it! There’s nothing Ты can do!

I am the Princess of the Sun! I…

OH SORRY TO INTERUPT “PRINCESS”, BUT NEED I REMIND...
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posted by mariofan14
*This story is one of the things Lauren Faust wanted to see in the show, but never got to see. I hope this story will entertain Ты all and make Faust herself happy.*

In the beginning of the universe created by the Goddess, she had found many things she had found as good. Blessing them all after she made all the things in the known universe, she thought about what to do next. "Maybe," she said, "I can create life that would acknowledge me and my works." She searched for a planet without life for a little bit, and when she found it, she started to give the planet life. Animals, plants, birds,...
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One regular день in Ponyville,Twilight was Чтение a book. Suddenly she heard a knock on her door.
"Uhhh who could that be?" said,Twilight. "It's 8 in the morning!" Twilight opened her door and came in Pinkie Pie. "Hi Twilight! whatcha doin?" asked, Pinkie. "Trying to read a book!" replied, Twilight.
"Guess what?" Pinkie, responded. "What?"
"I made up a song!" "Oh no.." said, Twilight.

"When your sad, don't feel too bad, when your mad.. Soooo! don't cry, don't fly, maybe Ты can smile! don't cry, don't fly, when your troubles are in doubles!!!!!! Soooo!! don't cry!!!!" sang, Pinkie. "Wow it's very catchy". said, Twilight.
"Well I gotta go Twilight, see ya!" Pinkie, said.

So Twilight continued her book. When suddenly.....

To be continued.............
posted by pinkmare
this will be my first my little пони crossover now here are characters
the mane six
twilight sparkle
apple jack
rainbow dash
pinkie pie
fluttershy
rarity
and the legendary warriors
takuya kanbara
mimi tachikawa
koji minamoto
zoe orimoto
j.p shibayama
tommy himi
koichi kimura
joyetta yuki
note bokomon , neemon and patamon will only make a cameo apprearence in the beginning ,they will only be absent for the rest of the story and will be mention by the legendary warriors.
now let's begin.

After the battle with cherubimon.the legendary warriors decided to take a little break and so they can prepare for the next...
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Pinkamena Diane Pie,
You can call her Pinkie Pie.
She had a bright cute smile
and yet inside she was so vile.
Her landlords were bakers who made life sweet
and in their basement she kept a secret.
She kidnapped her Друзья one-by-one,
and in her basement they became undone.
Hearts and lungs filled with helium,
Intestine streamers, snd hideous taxidermies formed part of its gruesome decorum.
Dismembered bodies and bloody walls
Proved Pinkie's friends' great falls.
Live insects were shoved down their throat
If they dared to scream,
While those who cussed at her had their tounges
Ripped out at the seam.
At...
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 Our fantastic Pinkie Pie!
Our fantastic Pinkie Pie!
She would be:

For Skyrim: ... Cicero. Don't kill me. XD link

For The Office: Kelly. C: (The picture is so Pinkie Pie-ish. XD) link

For Warriors: Hm... maybe Squirrelflight? XD link

For 30 ROCK: Kenneth. XD 'Nuff said. link

For Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Chimecho. (No wiki, sorry.)

еще shall com with time! :D
 Cicero, a jester... O_O (Look at the wiki for еще details.)
Cicero, a jester... O_O (Look at the wiki for more details.)
 Kelly Kapoor, a hyper, slightly annoying sales representative.
Kelly Kapoor, a hyper, slightly annoying sales representative.
 Squirrelflight, a energetic and stubborn warrior.
Squirrelflight, a energetic and stubborn warrior.
 Kenneth, a cheerful and modest page.
Kenneth, a cheerful and modest page.
 Chimecho, a cook and an energetic, social Pokemon!
Chimecho, a cook and an energetic, social Pokemon!
posted by pikachu700
me:hmm...?
*opens front door* nope just Холодное сердце bodys
*close door*
*opens 2 door*
all i see is darkness
*close 2 door*
*opens 3 door*
OMG IS THAT Link?
*close 3 door quickly*
me: e_e only two еще doors?
*opens 4th door*
*bombs every about to explode*
ME:WTF *close door very quickly*
*opens 5th door* oh its just her bedroom me: Hey! a book (but it turns out a diary)
me: i should leave it alone
Pinkie pie: What are Ты doing in my bedroom? *grabs a chainsaw*
to be continued или is it???
Note: яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса is working

Applejack: let's see I needa clean mah room now
(rainbow dash come flying torwards AJ)
AJ: well howdy rainbow!
RD: yeah yeah hi.... So whatcha doing
AJ: I'm cleaning out mah room
RD: dude u needa chill why don't Ты come to fluttershy's house
AJ: well I don't know....
(fluttershy comes flying to them)
AJ: howdy fluttershy!
FS: oh I'm sorry did I interrupted..... I should be going now
RD: wait fluttershy can we come over to your house with u
FS: I guess.... But please don't talk to loud in my house I don't wanna scare my little Друзья (pets)
RD: don't worry those Животные are...
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posted by Dark-Armor
The Hunger Games for Ponyville had started Everybody
got ready.They all ran into the play area and they saw the Host which was Dark Armor he сказал(-а) the winner gets what ever they want everybody entered for a reason.Dark Armor сказал(-а) that he put weapons on the floor and also that Болталка enemies will come every Hour.Everybody ran to get weapons, and when they got there weapons they ran in different directions,Rarity fell in the mud and she got so angry cuz she hates it when she gets dirty, then she
saw a shadow it was the enemy that Dark Armor sent Rarity ran but she stopped cuz there were 4 of them...
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