On The Block Episode 9 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A new skit has arrived

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic радуга as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. или to be еще specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!

Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!
Audience: *Laughing*

Louis teleported into Los Angeles.

Louis: It worked!! Now what should I do? I know, I'll do what everypony does when they arrive in L.A. Go to Applewood, and work on movies!
Audience: *Laughing*

So while a jazz band was playing, Louis got in a taxi, and went to the MGM studios in Applewood.

Connor: Director Nick, what do we do now?
Director Nick: I want all of Ты to prepare for the Далее scene.
Leah: Is that all?
Director Nick: No. I also want Ты to shut up!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Arrives* Hello? Is there anypony here working on movies?
Director Nick: *Walks to Louis* Who the f**k are you?
Louis: My name is Louis. What's yours?
Director Nick: Director Nick.
Louis: Fury?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: What do Ты want?
Louis: I want a job in movies.
Director: A job huh?
Louis: Any job. It doesn't have to acting, and I don't care how much Ты pay me.
Director Nick: There's a first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: How would Ты like to work on props?
Louis: How do Ты do that?
Director Nick: Go to the благодарность room, and find something!
Louis: Okay! *Runs quickly, and returns with a sword*
Director Nick: Where did Ты find that?
Louis: Oh, somewhere.

In another studio.

Actor: I can't be a knight without a sword!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do Ты think I care? Let's keep rolling!

Back to Louis, and Director Nick.

Director Nick: I didn't explain enough to you. This movie takes place in the Great War.
Louis: *Looks around studio* I don't see any trenches, или mortars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: That's because it takes place when Connor's character is on leave. Find his gun!
Louis: *Goes to благодарность room, and returns with a Tommygun* Here Ты are cheif.
Director Nick: Wrong wrong wrong! They didn't have those until '22.
Louis: Twenty two what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: For the Любовь of... I give up, get outta here.

But something, and someone will prevent Louis from leaving the movie business. Find out in the Далее episode when another Movie Studio skit will arrive.

Coming up Далее is The Story Of Corporal Agarn.

purrloinedlove Thanks for writing these!

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My Little SAW: Chapter 2 - Don't Get Involved

posted by NeonInfernoLord

The whole scene around Ponyville was pretty somber, hell even the weather was around to match the emotions of everyone who was around at the funeral right now. The sky was a very foggy grey blue, no birds seemed to be out at this time, and the wind, although soft, gave off a violent chill to everyone.

At the funeral, everyone was gathered around the tombstone of Sweetie Belle, a picture of a Музыка note with Энджел wings on both sides of it was etched onto the stone slab. Right now everyone stared down at it setting Розы and their own teardrops onto it. Scootaloo and яблоко Bloom, with stitches...

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Chapter 20

posted by Canada24

"W.. Who are you!?" AppleBloom asked frightenedly.

"I'm Ditto" the big black alicorn before them replied with a evil grin.

"Wait.. Your the one that abducted my mother figure! With those changeling freaks!" Spike cried, getting abit angry at the alicorn.

"Ohh yes.. The 'show called' princess. I'll tell you, she may be pretty, but past that, she didn't seem worth too much at all" Ditto laughed.

"HOW DARE YOU!" Spike screamed angrily, and the CMC's had to hold him back.

Ditto just cruelly laughed.

"What do want with us!?" Sweetie Belle angrily cried at him.

"Ya.. We're just kids" Scootaloo insisted....

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The Cardinal Virtues

posted by mariofan14

(This story is going to be long as fuck. Forgive me for making it too long. Plus, this will be a story within a story. Enjoy.)

It was a busy день in the city of Canterlot, and all the ponies in the royal city were at their best in anything, even being fancy. They were pretty busy folk that they might not have any free time until the night arrives. However, at the castle, things were a little еще easygoing. Queen Luna was taking a little nap, Princess Celestia had some guests to tour the castle, and Princess Twilight Sparkle was just about to tell a story to a group of colts and fillies.

"Gather...

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Chapter 18

posted by Canada24

SEVERAL HOURS LATER!

It was getting really late, and AppleBloom and Sweetie Belle still weren't back yet.

As Ты could imagine their sisters were getting super paranoid about it.

"Ohhh.. What if something happened to them!" AppleJack cried worriedly.

"We don't know that. They probably just got themselves lost.. It's a dark forest, anyone would" Twilight insisted.

"Still.. Can we try to find them, before anything DOSE!?" AppleJack сказал(-а) worriedly.

"Fine.. But as a group.. Can't risk anyone else getting lost" Twilight said.

Everyone agreed, and so they were off.

Unaware that "the visiter" was still in...

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The Seven Up's part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Buddy

Seanthehedgehog presents

A ponified fanfiction based off a 70's movie

The Seven Up's

Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan

Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer* (He's above a building I have to go into)
Police: *waiting in alley way*
Buddy: *enters building*
store owner: Hello sir, how are you?
Buddy: Fine, just fine.
stallion: *walks downstairs*
Buddy: (This guy must be the burglar I have to stop. He украл, палантин a vase, and he's carrying it right in front of me)
delivery mare: *enters store* Good afternoon, where do Ты want this...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 6 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Douchebag was hurt, but his injury wasn't serious.

Pete: How is it not serious? Ты ran into a train!
Douchebag: I know! Don't rub it in for crying out loud!
Pete: So Ты crashed a truck into a train on your first day. wow, you're fired.
Douchebag: Whatever.
Pete: And you're fired too
Percy: Me?!
Pete: Yes you!
Percy: What did I do?! That idiot украл, палантин the keys from me, and just took off after I told him not too!
Douchebag: Desperate, so desperate.
Percy: I am not! That's what happened!!
Pete: Just get outta here.
Percy: *flies away* I can't believe this is happening

Percy went to the station when he...

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Con Mane: The Expert Saga part 4/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another пони is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the звезда wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: Эй, look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped,...

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Con Mane: The Expert Saga part 3/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

To celebrate the 10th Con Mane story, I've gone for my Избранное James Bond movie, For Your Eye's Only.

Con was at a cemetary in Canterlot when the story began.

Con: *puts Цветы on Rareesa's grave*
Reverend: Excuse me, Mr. Mane?
Con: Yes?
Reverend: The C.I.E just called, and сказал(-а) they would send Ты a helicopter.
Con: Perfect.
Discord: *yawns*
Equestrian pony: *lands chopper*
Con: *gets in helicopter*
E.P: *flies chopper*
Cat: Meow.
Discord: Wait a minute. They're almost there.
E.P: *passes bridge*
Discord: *pushes button*
E.P: *electrocuted*
Con: What's happening?
Discord: I live again!
Con:...

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Young Love(Summery)

posted by allisonashe

Summery: One special день in Ponyville. A unicorn gave birth to an alicorn. Short after giving birth to the alicorn an радуга was over them, only a fews минуты later another alicorn was born. Both from different families. After then both families vowed to never let there child meet one another.

~A
Эй, guys there was the summery of my news book Young Любовь and here what the alicorns look like just so Ты know!!They will be at the end and heres some things about the book!

1. only goes to 30 chapters pre book

2. May not Загрузить a lot

3. a lot of spelling errors

4.PICS RULE

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The last solstice - Chapter 23: Deadline

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 23: Deadline

“Exactly who do Ты think Ты are?!” the Princess of the Night snapped at Mirage without any preliminary, as soon as she closed the large door of her office.

“Princess, I…” the stallion began.

“Silence!” Luna exclaimed, angrily raising her hoof. “Do Ты think you’re above me?! When I let Ты in to the menacing secret, I wasn’t expecting this! I was expecting achievements! It has been three weeks since your last Сообщить and when I finally have the time and strength to trot up there, what do I see?!”

Mirage looked around in the room quickly,...

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The last solstice - Chapter 22: Breakthrough - Part 3.

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 22: Breakthrough – Part 3

“I tell you, something’s not right here, man.” the armored pegasus stated, turning to his partner.

“Tell me about it…! They’re at it again.” the other stallion nodded.

Even though they could not understand the words, the sounds of quarrelling clearly sifted through the large wooden door and every Royal Guard who Опубликовано in front of Luna's office knew something was wrong between the alicorns.

“I don’t care what Ты say, Cadence! This is taking far too long!” The Princess of the Night exclaimed, speaking on the archaic unicorn...

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Interview With Pookafusmcgee's OC, Tropical Breeze

posted by karinabrony

>What is your OC's name?
> Tropical breeze!
>
>How old is she?
>
>13! ( LIKe me!)
>
>What is her hobby?
>
>Making smoothies and Пение songs from Мюзиклы
>
>Does she have any relatives?
>
> She's related to flash sentry (her uncle)
>
>What is her personality?
>
>She's random, but not as Болталка as pinkie pie. She's very serious at times
>
>Does she know how to make Друзья easily?
>
>YESH! She loves making Друзья
>
>Has she met any пони from the mane 6?
>She as meet twilight sparkle (soon to be be aunt) and has seen...

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Friendship is Magic VS G3 My Little пони Part 2

posted by ppgFireball

At Celestia's castle...
Twilight: Princess Celestia?
Celestia: yes my звезда student?
Twiloght: we have a problem. the Generation 3 ponies have come and we can't seem to get them to leave.
Celestia: did Ты try asking them nicely?
Twilight: I was until радуга Dash tried to force them out.
Celestia: asking politely always solves your problems. :)
Twilight: thank you, Princess.
-back to the G3 ponies-
Twilight: excuse me G3 ponies, but could please leave?
G3 ponies: no.
Twilight: fine, have it your way. -runs back to Celestia's castle-
back in Celestia's castle...
Twilight: -pant- I tried. but they still...

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Friendship is Magic VS. G3 My Little пони Part 1

posted by ppgFireball

Before I start I just wanna say i apologize for not being able to finish "A день without Sugar" because i didn't have an idea. And I also apologize if Ты find this offensive. I'm just stating my opinion that I think Friendship is Magic is better than G3 of My Little Pony. So please respect my opinion. Now let's begin! :D

It was a pleasant afternoon in Ponyville...

Twilight Sparkle: girls, guess what?
Girls: what?
Twilight Sparkle: i just figured out a spell on how to open a portal from another generation!
Pinkie Pie: Показать US! Показать US! -is jumping-
Twilight: okay! -casts spell-
-portal appears-
Girls:...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 7 part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Spike was recaptured, and they continued taking him to Canterlot. Still, could be worse.

General Rosemeyer: Our soldiers have still not stopped Sean The Hedgehog, and his friends.
Robotnik: Fuck. Get in four trucks, three airplanes, and a tank!!
General Rosemeyer: Yes sir. *walks off*

30 секунды later

Fluttershy: Oh no! еще airplanes!!
Rainbow Dash: *holds gun for Sean*
Sean: No, keep it. I have another one *grabs .44*
Rainbow Dash: If Ты say so.
Applejack: Why can't these humans give up?
Sean; They're Nazis, they don't know how to give up. *shoots at airplanes*
Airplanes: *pass*
Rarity: They're not...

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I Want To Be Perfect: Part 1

posted by _MockingJay_

It was a beautiful день in Ponyville. Summer was over. Which meant it was time to go back to school. яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса was organizing her backpack...

Applejack: Pens?
Applebloom: Check!
Applejack: 2 inch Binders?
Applebloom: Check!
Applejack: 85 pencils?
Applebloom: 1..2..3..4......15.....37......68....85! Check!
Applejack: Hmmm... 8 coil-ring notebooks?
Applebloom: Check!
Applejack: Colored pencils?
Applebloom: Check!
Applejack: Hmm... I guess we're done.
Applebloom: Phew. *smiles*
Applejack: *grabs backpack* Bye Applebloom!
Applebloom: *nods* Okay. Bye Sis!
Applejack: *checks watch* Oh no! I'm Late!

In school.......

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The visit to Cantorlot: part 2 Getting their on time

posted by pookafusmcgee

Red rose caught up to tropical breeze as coffe cream was in the background yelling out remarks about the wedding. "Hey Breeze, why didt your freak out about the wedding like the rest of ponyville?" They looked around to see ponys hyperventilating and fanning them selfs off with the paper the announcement had came on.

"Uh because it's his choice! I'm not gonna tell him he can't marry her. Besides now I know what his "Important" buisness is!" By this time they had gotten to the train station. All kinds of ponys where now rushing to buy tickets to Cantorlot. Red rose just pushed all the ponys...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 7 part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Meanwhile at Twilight's house

Spike: *grabs hammer* Time to get my ice cream! *hits refrigerator*

The refrigerator then flew out of the door

Spike: Ugh! What do I do now?
Sapphire Shores: *driving new car* Is that a refrigerator in my way?
Spike: *hits refrigerator*
Sapphire Shores: *stops* Whoa, hey! What's going on?
Spike: I tried opening this, but the door won't move.
Sapphire Shores: *sees lock* Hmm, have Ты noticed the lock on the door?
Spike: WHAT?! *hits refrigerator* Damn this stupid fucking refrigerator to hell! Damn the lock!!! Damn Twilight! And Damn the Ice Cream for being in there!!!...

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Interview With ChibiEmmy's OC, Red Rose

posted by karinabrony

>What is your OC's name?
>Red Rose

>How old is she?
>21ness?

>What is her hobby?
>Reading

>Does she have any relatives?
>Dead Dad
>Mom Unknown

>What is her personality?
>Brave
>Kind
>Fearless
>Does she know how to make Друзья easily?
>Pretty easy

>Has she met any пони from the mane 6?
>No

>What was the most important thing she did in her life?
>Help take over Crystal Empire

>What are her achievements?
>Conquer?

>In one word, how do Ты explain her?
>Brave

>Where does she live?
>Crystal Empire

>What kind of Музыка does she like?
>Never thought about that so Unknown

>What is her dream?
>Raise a Family

>Does she have a very special somepony? If so, who?
>Sombra
>Explained in Rise of King Sombra

>If she had to Присоединиться a club in High School, (Art, Drama, etc.) which one would it be?
>Cooking!

>Is she a quiet kind of pony, или is he a talker?
>Half and Half?

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Interview With misscrazel's OC, Sugar облако

posted by karinabrony

What is your OC's name?
Sugar облако

How old is she?
27

What is her hobby?
decorating

Does she have any relatives?
yes. she has a mom (Cupcake) and a baby sister (Cinnamon)

What is her personality?
Shy, caring, sweet.

Does she know how to make Друзья easily?
no.

Has she met any пони from the mane 6?
yes, Rarity

What was the most important thing she did in her life?
she saved Cinnamon from a dragon.

What are her achievements?
she won a cake decorating contest and got her cutie mark from it.

In one word, how do Ты explain her?
Shy.

Where does she live?
Ponyville

What kind of Музыка does she like?...