Pierce got to his car. He had a spare tire in the trunk, along with tools to change the tire that got shot. Before he did that, he got on the radio.
Commissioner: Pierce? Where are you?
Pierce: Oatland. Listen, I found a red car over here. I'm not sure who it belongs to, but Ты might wanna get a tow truck crew to clean it up.
Commissioner: That's out of our jurisdiction. What are Ты doing in Oatland?
Pierce: Visiting a friend. *Gets off radio* Now to fix that tire.
After fixing the tire, Pierce drove back to San Franciscolt. He was glad that the four bank robbers were killed, even though the commissioner told him not to kill them.
At home, Pierce talked about it with Nikki.
Pierce: *Sitting at таблица drinking Colta Cola*
Nikki: *Brings a plate of meatloaf to Pierce* Here Ты are my handsome police stallion.
Pierce: Thanks Nikki. *Eats a piece of meatloaf* Do Ты remember those bank robbers that took all of the money from that bank?
Nikki: Yeah?
Pierce: I killed them.
Nikki: Ты what? I thought the Commissioner сказал(-а) not to kill them!
Pierce: Screw the Commissioner. What does he know? If he had enough common sense to operate a toaster, he would've дана me permission to kill them.
Nikki: What has gotten into you?
Pierce: I don't know. Whatever it was must've left after I killed those four.
Nikki: What if Ты lose your job?
Pierce: I don't care if I lose my job. I had to do what I had to do. Plain, and simple. *Eats another piece of meatloaf* Plain, and simple, I don't get that. Why do ponies say plain, and simple?
Nikki: Please don't change the subject-
Pierce: I'm not, I'm just asking a question. Plain, and simple. Why don't we say simple, and plain? или maybe, for pilots, simple, and airplane. Speaking of planes-
Nikki: Pierce!
Pierce: *Stops talking, and looks at Nikki*
Nikki: I'm worried about you.
Pierce: Don't be. I'm in perfect health. Watch this.
Pierce stood up, and started doing jumping jacks. He was going so fast that by the time ten секунды past, he did twenty six jumping jacks.
Pierce: Let's see somepony else do it as fast as me.
Nikki: Alright, I get it. *Remembers something* What about the money?
Pierce: What money?
Nikki: The money those ponies украл, палантин from the bank I work at.
Pierce: What about it?
Nikki: Ты have to return it.
Pierce: The robbers left it in their car, and I told the commissioner about it. He probably got somepony else to pick it up already.
Nikki: Ты told the commissioner about the car?
Pierce: He doesn't know about the murders. Not yet anyway. All I know is that the money is most likely gone.
Nikki: Well. So much for the seventy five thousand dollars.
Pierce: I might be able to find something.
2 B Continued
Commissioner: Pierce? Where are you?
Pierce: Oatland. Listen, I found a red car over here. I'm not sure who it belongs to, but Ты might wanna get a tow truck crew to clean it up.
Commissioner: That's out of our jurisdiction. What are Ты doing in Oatland?
Pierce: Visiting a friend. *Gets off radio* Now to fix that tire.
After fixing the tire, Pierce drove back to San Franciscolt. He was glad that the four bank robbers were killed, even though the commissioner told him not to kill them.
At home, Pierce talked about it with Nikki.
Pierce: *Sitting at таблица drinking Colta Cola*
Nikki: *Brings a plate of meatloaf to Pierce* Here Ты are my handsome police stallion.
Pierce: Thanks Nikki. *Eats a piece of meatloaf* Do Ты remember those bank robbers that took all of the money from that bank?
Nikki: Yeah?
Pierce: I killed them.
Nikki: Ты what? I thought the Commissioner сказал(-а) not to kill them!
Pierce: Screw the Commissioner. What does he know? If he had enough common sense to operate a toaster, he would've дана me permission to kill them.
Nikki: What has gotten into you?
Pierce: I don't know. Whatever it was must've left after I killed those four.
Nikki: What if Ты lose your job?
Pierce: I don't care if I lose my job. I had to do what I had to do. Plain, and simple. *Eats another piece of meatloaf* Plain, and simple, I don't get that. Why do ponies say plain, and simple?
Nikki: Please don't change the subject-
Pierce: I'm not, I'm just asking a question. Plain, and simple. Why don't we say simple, and plain? или maybe, for pilots, simple, and airplane. Speaking of planes-
Nikki: Pierce!
Pierce: *Stops talking, and looks at Nikki*
Nikki: I'm worried about you.
Pierce: Don't be. I'm in perfect health. Watch this.
Pierce stood up, and started doing jumping jacks. He was going so fast that by the time ten секунды past, he did twenty six jumping jacks.
Pierce: Let's see somepony else do it as fast as me.
Nikki: Alright, I get it. *Remembers something* What about the money?
Pierce: What money?
Nikki: The money those ponies украл, палантин from the bank I work at.
Pierce: What about it?
Nikki: Ты have to return it.
Pierce: The robbers left it in their car, and I told the commissioner about it. He probably got somepony else to pick it up already.
Nikki: Ты told the commissioner about the car?
Pierce: He doesn't know about the murders. Not yet anyway. All I know is that the money is most likely gone.
Nikki: Well. So much for the seventy five thousand dollars.
Pierce: I might be able to find something.
2 B Continued
Pegasus кленовый, клен Syrup tumbled out of bed, only to see her daughter Gummy медведь waiting for her. "C'mon, Mom, wake up!" Gummy said. кленовый, клен got up and stretched, and walked down the stars followed by Gummy. кленовый, клен lived a normal, tired, life and loved Gummy, but was very bored of having the same schedule every day: get woken up by Gummy, talk to her husband, Buttered Pancake, go to work, come home, cook supper, put Gummy to bed, and then go to постель, кровати herself. Buttered wakes up, goes to work, comes home, and then goes to bed. Gummy wakes up, goes to school, comes home, and then gets put to постель, кровати by Maple. But. even though she didn't know it, кленовый, клен was going to have a very different день today.
Derpy: (flying home)
Master Sword: (runs over to her, and ends up asking her on a date).
Derpy: Uhh... Sure, I don't see why no- (suddenly gets shot in the arm, though it's only a flesh wound).
Master Sword: (holding handgun) That's great! I'm so damn happy!!
Derpy: (holding arm, and looking mad at him) WHY THE HELL DID Ты SHOOT ME!?
Master Sword: Because I'm a weird, creepy, green guy.
Derpy: Your an idiot!
Master Sword: (proudly) Yes! But I'm YOUR idiot!
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Master Sword: (runs over to her, and ends up asking her on a date).
Derpy: Uhh... Sure, I don't see why no- (suddenly gets shot in the arm, though it's only a flesh wound).
Master Sword: (holding handgun) That's great! I'm so damn happy!!
Derpy: (holding arm, and looking mad at him) WHY THE HELL DID Ты SHOOT ME!?
Master Sword: Because I'm a weird, creepy, green guy.
Derpy: Your an idiot!
Master Sword: (proudly) Yes! But I'm YOUR idiot!
Not much of an chapter.. But it's I have for now..
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