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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Episode 4: Gran Turismo's Very First Rally

Special guest stars Big Macintosh as Big Tire
Ultimate Deadman from WWEChampion16
Double Diamond as Silverado

A пони in a Mercedes-Benz was pulled over by Tim and Julia. He refused to cooperate with the two police officers.

Tim: Ты need to Показать me your driver's license.
Pony: I don't have to Показать Ты anything.
Tim: You're gonna regret this.
Pony: I don't care what Ты say. I'm not Показ Ты my license.
Tim: Please let me see your driver's license.
Pony: I ALREADY GAVE Ты THE REGISTRATION! Ты DON'T NEED TO SEE MY GODDAMN LICENSE!
Tim: That's it. *Opens the door* Why don't Ты step out of the vehicle?
Pony: *Gets out*
Tim: You're under arrest for driving without a license.
Pony: What?!
Tim: Ты refused to Показать it to me. Let's go. *Walks the пони back to the car* He refused to Показать me his license. I don't think he has one.
Julia: *On the radio* GT24, we have arrested a пони for driving without a license on exit 9 of the round freeway, request a Caprice for pick up.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Toby: GT12, on the way.

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Speaking of the round freeway, two ponies were in Porsches. They stopped on the bridge going over the creek.

пони 1: That 918'll never beat my Boxster.
пони 2: Wanna bet?
пони 1: You're on! *Floors it*
пони 2: *Getting ahead*

They began an illegal drag race

Police Pony: *Driving a Nissan Skyline police car, chasing the Porsches* This is GT7, in pursuit of two late model Porsches, a silver 918, and a red Boxster. We have just passed exit 8.
Toby: *Putting the пони from the Mercedes-Benz into his police car*
Tim: Ten-4 7, GT24 responding.
Julia: *Turns around, and drives onto the round freeway*
Porsche Ponies: *Looking behind them, losing the police пони in the Skyline*
Julia: *Gets behind them on the freeway*
Porsche пони 1: Oh dammit.
Porsche пони 2: That's a BMW M4. *Looks at the пони in the Boxster* So long pal! Nice knowing ya! *Passing the other pony*
Tim: Get that Boxster first.
Julia: *Gets behind the Boxster*
Tim: *On the radio* GT24, to dispatch, we need еще units to go against the 918. The Boxster is ours. They're both staying on the freeway.
Police Pony: *Ahead of the chase*
Dispatch: Units on Pen Lane, and on the Round Freeway near exit 10 look out for a speeding vehicle. Your target is a silver Porsche 918.

A picture of the 918 appeared on the front windshield of some police pony's cars.

Police Pony: *Spots the 918* GT18, responding. *Floors it*
Porsche пони 2: *Spins out of control, and hits the Boxster*

Both cars ended up on the left side of the freeway, and there was too much damage for them to continue moving.

Police Ponies: *Stopping their cars around the Porsches*
Porsche Ponies: *Getting out with their hooves up*
Tim: Well that's one way to end a pursuit.
Julia: Yeah.
Tim: Ты wanna help with the traffic while I call for a Caprice?
Julia: Ты got it.

In the Далее part, we will get to our special guest stars in their off road vehicles. That will come soon.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on улица, уличный corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Далее to Double Scoop*
Tom: еще ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Далее to...
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Unfortantely the Cusiders ran into a dead end, and Big Mac was finally able to do whatever the hell it was he was planning to do towards them.
But before he could the shotgun was blown out of his hooves, by an unnamed police pony.
Ditto: (also revealing himself). (looks at the police pony) Not bad kid, now keep that gun at him, take no chances.
Police pony: Yes Chief Ditto (keeps aiming the M1911 pistol at Big Mac).
Ditto: (approaches Big Mac).
Scootaloo: (excitedly) Ditto! It's me!
Ditto: I see that.. But now's not the the time sweetie.
Scootaloo: Fair enough.
Ditto: (dramatic tone) Big Macintose,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After buying some uneccesary military equipment, Gordon was getting ready to head into FBI Headquarters to rescue Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Tying shoelaces on his boots, but he doesn't know how to tie shoelaces, and stops* Alright. Now... *Puts on military shirt, helmet, then grabs an M14 rifle* oh, almost forgot. *Grabs ремень, пояс, пояса of grenades. He grabs one of the grenades, and plays around with it, but acidentally pulls out the pin* Ah! *Puts pin back in grenade* thank goodness.

Meanwhile in the yards.

Stylo: Where...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:41 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon returned to Chicagoat. He was glad to be back, but still missed Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Waits for his train to stop, then gets out on the platform*
Pete: *Walks out of station* Welcome back Gordon.
Gordon: Thank Ты sir. It's great to be back. Can I talk to Ты in my office?
Pete: Ты mean my office.
Gordon: That's what I said.
Pete: Uh, alright.

They walked into Pete's office.

Pete: What's going on?
Gordon: Remember when I called Ты yesterday?
Pete: Yeah. What about it?
Gordon: Right after I hung up,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz..............................

Tom: Hold it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're not doing this skit yet until later. Get your shit together everypony!
Audience: *Laughing*

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic радуга as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on улица, уличный corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Далее to Double Scoop*
Tom: еще ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Далее to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 14, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:21 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie stopped her train in the yards when she saw Mirage, and Jeff with a few other ponies.

Stephanie: *Gets out of engine* Hi guys.
Mirage: We're going to miss Ты Stephanie.
Stylo: It was fun working with you.
Metal Gloss: Especially with that one train Ты two worked on with that baseball landing on one of your cars.
Stylo: Oh shut up.
Stephanie: *Laughs*
Hawkeye: *Walks into the yards* Hey, listen up. I just got back from Pete's office, and he's saying that two engineers on our railway died in a...
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 Toussaint
Toussaint
When Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to the island, it was dark. The island was part of a leper colony, for treating ponies with leprosy.

Papillon: Don't point your weapons at anypony.
Louis: Why not?
Papillon: Better idea. Ты two stay here. I'll go alone. *Gives Louis his rifle*
Andre: Why are Ты going alone?
Papillon: I don't want anypony here to see your rifles. We wanna make peace with them, and get a boat. *Walks to a hut*

Inside, he met the colony chief, Toussaint. He was affected by leprosy.

Toussaint: Is there something we can help Ты with?
Papillon: *Staring at Toussaint's face*
Toussaint:...
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Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to a small island with the bribed guard on the boat.

Bribed Guard: Okay, your лодка is on this island. Give me three thousand dollars.
Papillon: *Gives bribed guard three thousand dollars, then gets off the лодка with Louis, and Andre*
Bribed Guard: Oh, one еще thing. *Gives папиллон, покрытый сосочками three rifles, and ammo* Use them wisely.
Papillon: *Gives rifle, and ammo to Louis, and Andre* Thanks.
Bribed Guard: *Rides away in his boat*
Andre: How come he can't get us all the way back to France?
Papillon: It would make things too obvious. Let's find that boat, and get out of here....
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After catching the crocodile, Papillon, and Louis brought it to one of the guards.

Guard 27: *Grabs a knife, and cuts a hole in the crocodile's stomach*
Papillon: *Watching the guard*
Guard 27: You're Далее job is to go catch butterflies. What the buck are Ты waiting for?
Papillon: *Leaves guard*
Louis: *Follows Papillon*

Catching Бабочки was not as easy as it sounded. They were going really fast, and the prisoners were tired.

Prisoner 52: *Swings his net, but misses a butterfly*
Guard 93: You're supposed to catch them Ты idiot.
Prisoner 52: *Runs after butterfly*
Louis: *sees бабочка on...
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For unknown reasons AppleJack wasn't allowed in heaven.
AJ: (to Saten, who is also not allowed in) What are we gonna do!?
Saten: We!? Wow, wow, Ты had your chance to be 'we' for nearly three years now. I give up. I'm done helping Ты AppleJac- (she briefly kisses his cheek).. Alright. I'm in. I'm еще than happy to help.
AJ: Ты have a plan?
Saten: Yes. But you're have to play close attention, it involves great detail and planning... (punches the guard unconscience, witch is barely a plan at all).
Saten: Alright. We are free to enter. (opens the gate and he and AppleJack go inside).


TO BE CONTAINUED
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Gary, Brianna, and James were standing by the chalkboard. They just finished painting a mural.

Gary: It looks great. What do Ты two see in this?
Brianna: I see us, just being ourselves.
Gary: What about Ты James?
James: What do I see? A board, with paint.
Gary: Fair enough. *Looks at audience* If Ты don't start laughing, I'll kick Ты out of here, and Ты won't be able to see this until it airs on television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce, and Nikki got to the Federal Credit Union. It was closed, but Nikki could use her card to open the doors.

Nikki: *Scans her card, and types in a code*
Bank: Doors unlocked. Have a good day.
Nikki: *Walks into the bank*
Pierce: *Follows Nikki*
Nikki: What exactly are we doing here again?
Pierce: We're getting a loan. *Walks to safe* Give me your card.
Nikki: *Throws card to Pierce*
Pierce: *Swipes card, and unlocks safe*
Nikki: How much are Ты gonna take?
Pierce: Just shut up, and guard that entrance with the shotgun I gave you.
Nikki: *Holding door*

As Pierce was gathering the money, he...
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posted by BlackPetals
Boo. I've come back from the grave to write еще Болталка things. Seriously, this time. I believe I've improved as a writer, after several stories a few dozen poems and about ten Письмо classes. So, let's see how this goes.

A slender but sturdy оранжевый mare bucked her hind legs, her hooves thumping into a tree. Apples fell like rain, overflowing the buckets and coaxing a smile. A few feet away, a canary-coated mare flinched, letting out a squeak. "It- it's very l-loud..." She mumbled, cheeks pink. The оранжевый mate laughed. "Of course it is, Fluttershy. All hard work produces noise." The mare's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Далее day, Pierce was sent to the Commissioner's office.

Commissioner: I told the Oatland Police Department about that car Ты saw abandoned in the street. One of the officers found all four of the bank robbers dead. What do Ты have to say for yourself?
Pierce: I'd say it's a big coincedence. All I found was their car.
Commissioner: The officer also сказал(-а) that some ponies witnessed a green earth пони with a red, and yellow mane, with оранжевый hooves shooting at four ponies in a house. He had a Mossberg 500 shotgun, and his car was a dark grey Chevronet Pearla. Do these things remind Ты of somepony?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce got to his car. He had a spare tire in the trunk, along with tools to change the tire that got shot. Before he did that, he got on the radio.

Commissioner: Pierce? Where are you?
Pierce: Oatland. Listen, I found a red car over here. I'm not sure who it belongs to, but Ты might wanna get a tow truck crew to clean it up.
Commissioner: That's out of our jurisdiction. What are Ты doing in Oatland?
Pierce: Visiting a friend. *Gets off radio* Now to fix that tire.

After fixing the tire, Pierce drove back to San Franciscolt. He was glad that the four bank robbers were killed, even though the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 6, 1958
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 7:07 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Ryan walked into Michael's office at the station to recieve his first assignment for the day. During this, he was still thinking about how to help the Santa Ne Railway get еще engineers.

Michael: Good morning.
Ryan: Hi Michael. What's my job for today?
Michael: Your first assignment for the день is to drive a freight train into Cheyenne. The Union Pacific is making a shipment of leather to a company that makes jackets.
Ryan: Somewhere, a group of greasers are going to be very thrilled for us bringing that leather...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Two of these diesels were being used for Roger's freight train
Two of these diesels were being used for Roger's freight train
Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 1:27 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger was driving another freight train, this time with two different engines. They had just been repainted, and Michael wanted somepony to use them as soon as they were finished being repainted into the new paint scheme.

Roger: *Driving his train on a track right Далее to the road* No fence? That can't be good.
Scru Yu: *Driving his steam roller further up the road in front of Roger's train*
Dog: *Sees Scru Yu, and barks three times. He whimpers, and lays on his back, begging for a belly rub.*
Pony: *Walks towards...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on улица, уличный corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Далее to Double Scoop*
Tom: еще ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Далее to...
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 Benny
Benny
Chicagoat, Illinois
April 4, 1957
11:59 AM

Hawkeye, and Percy got the train into Dearborn улица, уличный Station. Now, they were waiting for the Canadian пони to arrive.

Percy: What did Pete say this пони looked like?
Hawkeye: I don't know. A blue unicorn. Let's get out of the train, and look for him. *Gets out*
Percy: Are Ты sure?
Hawkeye: Yeah. It's not going anywhere.
Percy: Okay. *Slowly gets out of train*
Hawkeye: Now we walk around this station until we find the pony. *Walks upstairs*
Percy: *Follows*
Hawkeye: Change of plans. I have to use the bathroom. *Walks into bathroom*
Percy: Great. Now I gotta...
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