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posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - Gentelmans we will Переместить onto bigger shit from now.


час : 06:28


FI - My old informator need help, his name is Dimitri, he have Russian Mob on territories of Ponyville and Canterlot, we are doing job for him.



Location : Canterlot


FI - Some Ponies started stealing his cocaine and use it in their little ghetto. Dimitri want Ты to "pay them a visit" and take what his. He will reward us with money. He trusts us so don't screw it up. No police - only Ты and junkies. Easy right? And it gives us enterance into Canterlot affairs.



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*Van appears at ghetto*
Junkie - What the hell.. Cops или what *keeps hoof at gun*
Joel - wait... Now.
Damien - *opens doors and aims at civilians* On the grounds fucking trash.
Junkie - *points gun at Damien*
Joel - *blows his head with shotgun*
Damien - Anyone else gonna try to fight us? On the grounds Ты degenerates!
*everyone got on ground*
Steven - it's this destroyed building. Let's go *breaks lock*
FI - Those guys are possibly high as fuck. Shoot about 5 of them and leave rest be - scare them.
Damien - *shoots at Ponies* Woooo hooooo!
Joel - That's a warning.
пони - Yo why why us.
Steven - That's for stealing from Dimitri *KO's one of them*
Damien - Pack the cocaine fast.
-5 минуты later-
Damien - *close фургон, ван doors* Nicley done.



FI - OK guys fresh info from Dimitri listien to this tape.

Dimitri - Good день my underlings. I want to make a deal. I will pay the whole debt Ты are in if Ты gonna do jobs for me. They won't take long and Ты will bring me millions to offshore account. Ты guys are good so I want to follow up on it. Firstly I want Ты to be my watchman's for money delivery. After that we will work out what Ты can do. I hope Ты will accept the payment in debt paying. For to-hoof payment Ты can take anything Ты want from places I send Ты - Jewellery, Money или even drugs and weapons. Be creative. Oh and Canterlot is mainly my city don't try to steal from my shit. But I hope Ja- I mean Friendly Info will tell Ты what's mine and what Ты can steal. I hope it's a start of great co-operation.







TBC
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nocturnal Mirage's car
Nocturnal Mirage's car
Business is-a boomin'. I think this is the best fanfiction I have written so far, and now it's time to continue.

Night Frizz had Saten Twist, Blazin' Blue, and Ryan pull over so that she could give them something. They seemed like regular clear license plate covers, but to Night Frizz, they were a way to get pass toll gates.

Ryan: How are these going to help?
Night Frizz: I have seen many ponies do this before. If Ты put it on your license plate, the scanners can't track down the number. If they can't track down the number on your plate, they won't be able to find your house, and if they can't...
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posted by Canada24
This may not be my greatest episode. But its all I got..


Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will Ты ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..


Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded by huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how Ты keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies.....
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As far as i can tell Bronies are seperated into three types each having subtypes.

Type 1: Artistic (Artfags)
Normal Artistic
Clop (dear god)
And Crossover

Type 2 : Fanfic Writers (Writefags)
Normal Writer
Clop (oh goood)
Crossover
Horror (or as ilike to call it, Grimdark)

Type 3: Music
Just Музыка I Don't Really know if there are subcategories Ты can tell me in the Комментарии if Ты want
posted by AquaMarine6663
I sat in my chair, daydreaming, when my cat, Jewel, landed on my head. "The heck, Jewel! Get the heck off me!" I shouted, pushing the cat off my head. Now, you're probably thinking, 'who the heck yells at their cat?' Well, Mr. Nimbly does. Jewel, my chocolate-point cat sat up on the arm of my chair. "Justin! I um, I found something!" she excitedly said, batting at the blue half of my hair. By now, you're probably like, 'the heck?! this has NOTHING to do with ponies!!!' Just wait. "Fine. Lead the way." I said, grabbing my cane, as Jewel leaped on my shoulder. She led me through my neighborhood,...
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Saten Twist was helping AppleJack try to find Twilight. When suddenly banged into SilverNeedle.
SilverNeedle: (makes creepy joke).
Saten: *laughs and claps hooves like little kid* Ohhh, I like him.
SilverNeedle: Sup ponies!?
Saten: *claps hooves again* This guy.. We're has this guy been all this time!?
SilverNeedle: *to Saten* Wanna do some crack *shows beg* I have some of the best kinds.
Saten: Su-
AppleJack: *pulls Saten away* Nope..


Saten: What gives!? We were really hitting it off!?
AppleJack: Look suger.. As your friend. I can't have Ты hanging with druggies.. It's bad enough your a alcoholic....
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AquaMarine and J666 have offered up there character's and I'm gonna try my best to give them an appearence.
... We're see how it goes.
J's character, Silver Needle, is likely of becoming a full on character character of the series, just like Mastersword (windwakerguy) has become an full on character, but only with small roles..
But Aqua's character is 'less' likely.
But.. Either way. Were see what happens.
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Derpy: Ahh., here we are at last.. Grand Gollaping Galla.. It's so beauitfu- *bangs into someone*
Aqua: *rudely*...
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AppleJack: *wearing the same dress she did last time she went to the Galla, as see and Saten were somehow to take a stage coach to the yearly party* I don't get it. How did Ты get tickets? I thought it was sold out.
Saten: Ohh.. I have my way.


CUT AWAY:
Saten: Dude! I need your grand gollaping galla tickets!
Mastersword: No way dude.
Saten: Fine.. I guess I'll ju- *snatches them and flies off as fast he can*
Mastersword: *angrily* Hey!
Saten: *is already gone*
Mastersword: *sighs* And he wonders why I never invite him to anything.
CUT AWAY ENDS:


Sateb: Besides.. All that matters is we're here.. *anxiously*...
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SweetieBelle: Thanks for flying us over.
Derpy: Mwa.. Still beats Saten's job.
CUTAWAY:
Saten Twist is seen having to watch over Fluffle Puff for a while. And much to his annoyance, Fluffle Puff is nibbling on one of back hooves the whole time.
Saten: *groans* That payment better be worth it
END CUTAWAY:
AppleBloom: Well. Still appreciated.


SweetieBelle: Let's hope we're not to late.
Scootaloo: I don't get it.. I thought Ты 'wanted' Rarity's Дизайн ruined.
SweetieBelle: That was when I suffered in silence, about thinking she was always out shining me.
Scootaloo: *annoyedly* Suffered in 'silence'
SweetieBelle: Yes. But after Luna approaching my dreams. I had a change of heart.
AppleBloom; Then let's go! *they run ahead*
Scootaloo: Suf... *angrily* SILENCE!?


TO BE CONTAINUED.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
As Roger was driving the train, Duke kept on talking to him with the radio in his engine, to make sure Roger was paying attention to his work.

Duke: Look in front of you!
Roger: *Grabs speaker, and talks on radio* What do Ты think I'm doing Einstein?
Duke: Goofing off.
Roger: Let's just say that I am not as careless as I was twenty one years ago. I was twenty two, but now I am older, еще mature, and not careless.
Duke: That's not what Anthony told me!
Roger: *Sees tunnel in front of them* Put your headlights on, we're going through a tunnel. *Turns headlights on his engine*
Duke: *Does the same*...
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