Дружба — это чудо Grand Theft Ponies 5

Seanthehedgehog posted on Sep 20, 2015 at 01:10PM
In St. Foalis, three ponies work together to become rich. They put up with complicated missions, annoying ponies, and nearly getting killed.

List of cars for the RP: link
last edited on Sep 20, 2015 at 01:29PM

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Больше года Windwakerguy430 said…
Dan: Jesus fucking Christ. Any better ideas, Ian
Больше года Seanthehedgehog said…
Ian: Looks like we're too far away from the cops now. Looks like that bullet only hit your mask. You're lucky.
Больше года Windwakerguy430 said…
Dan: Yeah, I guess
Больше года Seanthehedgehog said…
Next day however at Dan's house

Edwina: *Visitng, and laughing at a good joke Dan mentioned* Oh, that was great.
Ian: *Enters the house* You guys, there is a big problem!
Больше года Windwakerguy430 said…
Dan: What's wrong
Больше года Seanthehedgehog said…
Ian: *Turns on the TV*
News Pony: Yesterday, a bank was robbed in St. Foalis, and only one pony got his face revealed, after having his mask shot off. The pony is Daniel Citto.
Больше года Windwakerguy430 said…
Dan: You've got to be fucking kidding me
Больше года Seanthehedgehog said…
On the Illinois side of the Mississippi river, is East St. Foalis. The most dangerous town in all of Equestria. This is where Zack currently lives.

Zack: *Having sex with a mare when he sees the news* Daniel Citto is back in town. I gotta go find him. *Leaves his house*
Biker Ponies: *Waiting outside of Zack's house* Zachary Silver.
Zack: Hey, it's you assholes. What do you want?
Biker Pony: I heard you were having sex with my girlfriend. That's not right.
Zack: Not right, huh? Well let me think about that. *Smashes a baseball bat into both biker ponies faces. He starts to smash the bat repeatedly into the head of one biker in particular* Go fuck yourself Johnny! You and your biker gang are done for!!

After killing Johnny, Zack got into his red Milford Muscle. Howard (the brown one) and Andy (the red and green one) got in with him.

You are now Zack.

Andy: *A Scottish Pony, so he talks in a Scottish Accent* Okay lads, let's head for... Uhh... Where are we going again?
Howard: I think it's Martin Luther King Drive. We're currently on South 10th Street, so we just gotta drive straight until we reach the intersection.
 On the Illinois side of the Mississippi river, is East St. Foalis. The most dangerous town in all of
Больше года Windwakerguy430 said…
Dan: I don't believe this
Больше года Seanthehedgehog said…
You are now Zack

Howard: When are we taking off Zack?
Больше года Windwakerguy430 said…
Zack: Right now. Lets go (Gets in the car)
Больше года Seanthehedgehog said…
Andy: Where are we heading?
Howard: I just said we were going to Martin Luther Kind Drive. Right Boss?
Больше года Windwakerguy430 said…
Zack: Exactly (Drives there)
Больше года Seanthehedgehog said…
Andy: What are we doing there?
Howard: Fighting the bikers.
Больше года Windwakerguy430 said…
Zack: Exactly
Больше года Seanthehedgehog said…
Howard: Do we have any other jobs after this?
Больше года Windwakerguy430 said…
Zack: Not sure. I'll check later. Lets focus on the our work right now
Больше года Seanthehedgehog said…
Andy: Anything you say boss.
Больше года Windwakerguy430 said…
Zack: (Keeps driving to the location)
Больше года Seanthehedgehog said…
Howard: The intersection should be coming up soon. We should take a right.
Больше года Windwakerguy430 said…
Zack: Alright (Drives to the intersection)
Больше года Seanthehedgehog said…
Andy: Uh, why are we fighting these bikers again?
Больше года Windwakerguy430 said…
Zack: Because, now stop complaining
Больше года Seanthehedgehog said…
Andy: I wasn't complaining. I was just askin' a question.
Больше года Windwakerguy430 said…
Zack: Asking any questions that I don't like is complaining. Zack's Rules
Больше года Seanthehedgehog said…
Andy: Sorry lad.

They soon get to the biker's base of operations, which is a shitty trailer park.
Больше года Windwakerguy430 said…
Zack: Alright, lets think of some plans. I'm out of ideas
Больше года Seanthehedgehog said…
Howard: Didn't you want to kill these guys for sending Johnny over? He got pissed that you fucked his girlfriend.
Andy: Are we going to kill them?
Больше года Windwakerguy430 said…
Zack: That's a good plan. Lets do that
Больше года Seanthehedgehog said…
Bikers: *Seeing Zack get out of his truck*
Biker Pony 53: Zachary, Johnny's looking for you. He's not happy that you're spending quality time with his girlfriend, if you catch my drift.
Больше года Windwakerguy430 said…
Zack: Oh yeah, I actually saw him. He wasn't too happy that I fucked his girl, and I wasn't too happy with him yelling at me, so I kinda got carried away
Больше года Seanthehedgehog said…
Biker Pony 53: What do you mean?
Больше года Windwakerguy430 said…
Zack: Well, I smashed his head in so damn hard, I think I might have killed him
Больше года Seanthehedgehog said…
Biker Pony 53: You son of a bitch.
Biker Pony 093: Kill this motherfucker.
Howard: *Shoots Biker Pony 093* Not today, or tomorrow, or any other day after that.
Biker Ponies: *Running towards Zack Andy and Howard*
Больше года Windwakerguy430 said…
Zack: (Shoots at them with a shotgun)
Больше года Seanthehedgehog said…
Andy: *Using an M16, and shoots two bikers*
Howard: There's at least 20 of them.
Больше года Windwakerguy430 said…
Zack: Good. The more, the merrier (Keeps shooting)
Больше года Seanthehedgehog said…
Howard: *Shooting three of them to death*
Bikers: *Taking cover behind a trailer full of propane tanks*
Больше года Windwakerguy430 said…
Zack: (Keeps shooting)
Больше года Seanthehedgehog said…
Howard: *Shoots a propane tank in the trailer*

A huge explosion occurred, and random objects started flying out of the pulverized trailer.
Больше года Windwakerguy430 said…
Zack: Keeps looking for other bikers)
Больше года Seanthehedgehog said…
Andy: We're gonna get them all.
Howard: Most of them could be dead from that explosion.
Больше года Windwakerguy430 said…
Zack: Well, lets check
Больше года Seanthehedgehog said…
Andy: How do we do that?
Больше года Windwakerguy430 said…
Zack: Obvious. Go in and find bikers and shoot them. No brainer (Walks toward the explosion, looking for bikers)
Больше года Seanthehedgehog said…
Howard: *Follows*
Andy: *Follows*
Больше года Windwakerguy430 said…
Zack: (Looks around to see if anyone is still alive)
Больше года Seanthehedgehog said…
Howard: I think we killed them all.

But there were more riding their motorcycles down a hill in front of them.
Больше года Windwakerguy430 said…
Zack: Hang on, there are more over there (Runs toward them)
Больше года Seanthehedgehog said…
Howard: *Shoots at them*
Bikers: *Getting off of their motorcycles and start shooting at Zack and his friends*