The promised conclusion of this fanfic is here at last.

*After waiting about a week(they had to do some pretty extensive tests), I get the call. My ringtone is DragonForce's new song(as of earlier this year) Fallen World.*

Edvine: Yo, doc, what's going on with Rintoo? It's been a week, man.
Veterinarian: I apologize for the delay; we made sure to check everything, just in case he had any pre-existing conditions, mutated DNA, или birth defects.
Edvine: Birth defects? He's fucking 6.
Veterinarian: And the whole walking upright thing, what the hell is that?
Edvine: Ты saw nothing about that. Tell no...