Thought this might be a fun thread.

Imagine that it's the eve E3 2009.
Microsoft's started to aim for a more casual audience, and has announced their new peripherals.

Sony finally manage to say goodbye to the PS2, but rerelease a PS3 that can play PS1 games and start to rerelease them to appeal to the retro fans.

Nintendo shocks us all with a surprise we somewhat expected, but yet at the same time could not believe. WHAT IS IT?