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posted by gylfie
" mmmm," сказал(-а) elliot
" mmmm" сказал(-а) boog
" mmmm" сказал(-а) mc squizzy
" yuck" сказал(-а) buddy
" yuck" сказал(-а) mr.weeny
" IT's LIKE HORRIBLE AND WONDERFUL AT THE SaME TIME!!! ITS LIKE FREEDOM IN A CUP!!!!" сказал(-а) everyone.
" see? i told Ты it was good" сказал(-а) elliot
" MR.WEENY!!!!!" сказал(-а) the crazy old lady who hated decafe
" сено, сена elliot, i have to go." сказал(-а) boog
" then GO" сказал(-а) elliot
" no i really have to go, uh... where is the uh toilet?" asked boog
" the what?" asked elliot
" the ovel office, the think tank. the porselin throne, uh Ты know? the toilet?" сказал(-а) boog
" oh, we don't have anything like that out here." сказал(-а) elliot
" well what do Ты do?" asked boog
" Ты know.... i don't remember."
posted by jamesparson1999
One dark night, Shaw was driving around, looking for a suitable trophy to have on his кабина wall. Shaw, using his headlights, would run over a buck and tie it to the hood. He didn’t care if the buck was dead или unconscious.
That night, Shaw did run over a scrawny мул with a big rack. He was thrilled. “This is a great trophy”, сказал(-а) Shaw, laughing menacingly. “Now, my buck, when we get home, it’ll be time for the fun part”, сказал(-а) Shaw.
When the illegal hunter got home, he slung the buck on the table. He got a set of scissors and started to cut one of the buck’s eyes. The eye was...
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