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Chase Scene: Take 1
Burt: *while running by with other animals* Come on! I'm gettin' edgy to give a wedgy!
Skipper: *from behind a wall* *signals team that the ghost is clear* "So, how long will your freeze луч, рэй last?"
Kowalski: "Skipper, when your talking, bleeding edge technology like this, it's impossible to even tell-"
Twins: *unfreeze and run away screaming like girls*
Twin 1: *trips on Kowalski* "Ow! My knee!" *holds knee*
Kowalski: *in gasps* "Your knee....my spleen...."
Twin 1: "Kowalski, must it always be about you?"
Chase Scene: Take 2
Kowalski: "Skipper, when your talking, bleeding edge technology like this, it's impossible to even tell-"
Twins: *unfreeze and run away screaming like girls*
Kowalski: "Now...the freeze луч, рэй will last till now..."
Bada: *in background* "Yo, I think I heard the screamers comin' from this way."
Skipper: "Secure the screamers!"
Kowalski: *slides in front and pulls trigger on freeze ray* "Wait, what the?"
Director: "Cut!" *sigh* "Why are only bubbles coming out?"
Ma: *comes out of nowhere mopping the floor* "Dangerous things don't belong in the studio."
Director: T_T
Chase Scene: Take 3
Kowalski: "Skipper, when your talking, bleeding edge technology like this, it's impossible to even tell-"
Twins: *unfreeze and run away screaming like girls*
Kowalski: "Now...the freeze луч, рэй will last till now..."
Bada: *in background* "Yo, I think I heard the screamers comin' from this way."
Skipper: "Secure the screamers!"
Kowalski: *slides in front and zaps the twins again*
Twins: *fall вперед frozen*
*gets surrounded by zoo animals*
Skipper: "Rico, signature move!"
Rico: *regurgitates smoke bomb*
Mort: *catches it and runs away* "I'm the sneaky bandi-" *bomb explodes* (while flying through air) "Curse Ты Rico the penguiiiiiiin!!!!"
Director: "..........What just happened?"
Chase Scene: Take 4
Twins: *fall вперед frozen*
*gets surrounded by zoo animals*
Skipper: "Rico, signature move!"
Rico: *regurgitates smoke bomb*
Burt: *when smoke clears* "Aw, man! Leonard was right! They do use smoke bombs!" >:(
Leonard: "No kidding." >:(
Roy: "Come on! They gotta be here somewhere!"
*zoo Животные run in other direction*
Skipper: *peeks out from behind lamp post* "All clear! Alright boys, we need to lay low until sunrise. And the best way to lay low is up high." >:)
(cuts to Животные gathering together)
Marlene: "Find anything?"
Burt: "No, and that really burns my trunk!"
Marlene: "Well, they can't just disappear into thin air!"
*animals run in another direction*
(cut to penguins and Vesuviuses in tree)
Skipper: "They bought it. In bulk. Suckers!" >:D
Private: "Now what, Skipper?"
Skipper: "Now we just wait, till the break of dawn."
Kowalski: "Skipper, I've been crunching the numbers, and-"
Skipper: "Oh, good. 'Cause otherwise those numbers might've stayed uncrunched. And we wouldn't want our numbers uncrunched,-"
Julien: *crunches a грецкий орех, орех in Skipper's earhole* "Crunch!" XD
Skipper: "Ah! Ringtail!" >:(
Director: *facepalm*
Chase Scene: Take 5
(cut to penguins and Vesuviuses in tree)
Skipper: "They bought it. In bulk. Suckers!" >:D
Private: "Now what, Skipper?"
Skipper: "Now we just wait, till the break of dawn."
Kowalski: "Skipper, I've been crunching the numbers, and-"
Skipper: "Oh, good. 'Cause otherwise those numbers might've stayed uncrunched. And we wouldn't want our numbers uncrunched, would we boys? It's a darn good thing you're here, Kowalski, to keep those numbers good and crunched!"
Kowalski: "You, uh...through?"
Skipper: "Hmmmm....yeah."
Kowalski: "Anyway, I-"
Skipper: "Nope! I'm not! It's not the numbers I'm worried about getting crunched! It's us! Okay! Now I'm through."
Kowalski: "Anyway, I've cr..." *clears throat* "I've done the math and between the four of us and the twins, this branch is at maximum capacity."
*fly lands on Twin's nose*
(branch breaks and falls to the ground)
Twin 1: *lands on Kowalski*
Kowalski: "My spleen........again.........."
Julien: "Ahahahahaha!! Ahahahahahahahaaaa!!! Ты see, it is funny, because it is not me! Ahahahahahahaa!!!"
Director: *faceclipboard* *faceclipboard*
Chase Scene: Take 6
Skipper: "Nope! I'm not! It's not the numbers I'm worried about getting crunched! It's us! Okay! Now I'm through."
Kowalski: "Anyway, I've cr..." *clears throat* "I've done the math and between the four of us and the twins, this branch is at maximum capacity."
*fly lands on Twin's nose*
(branch breaks and falls to the ground)
Skipper: >.<.....*looks around* "Nobody's coming!" :D "We may be in the clear!"
Burt: *in background* "Hey guys, I just heard four penguins and two brats fall out of a tree!"
Skipper: "Well, we're not clear. BUG OUT!!!!"
*penguins grab twins and jump into sewer*
Skipper: *while rowing through the sewer on the Vesuviuses* "Well, it's not my вверх choice. But I guess sometimes ya gotta hide out in some filthy, stinky, disease ridden, sest pool. Comes with the job."
крыса King: "Filthy....stinky...sest pool?!?!"
Skipper: "Well, yeah."
крыса King: "True words, but that tone of voice, it sounds...so judgmental."
Skipper: "Look, vermin monarch, we don't need your hot head in the way right now."
крыса King: "Aw, ge-"
Julien: "Monarch?! So the big strong мышь man is part butterfly?! Ahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!" *falls on back holding stomach*
крыса King: "I ain't no butterfly! AAAHH!" *charges at Julien*
Julien: "AAAAAHHH!" *runs away* "Save the king!!! Save the kiiiiinng!!!!!!"
Director: *starts counting to ten while taking deep breaths*
Chase Scene: Take 7
Skipper: *while rowing through the sewer on the Vesuviuses* "Well, it's not my вверх choice. But I guess sometimes ya gotta hide out in some filthy, stinky, disease ridden, sest pool. Comes with the job."
крыса King: "Filthy....stinky...sest pool?!?!"
Skipper: "Well, yeah."
крыса King: "True words, but that tone of voice, it sounds...so judgmental."
Skipper: "Look, vermin monarch, we don't need your hot head in the way right now."
крыса King: "Aw, gee, too bad. 'Cause look what Ты just found!!! AAAAHHH!" *charges at penguins with крыса minions*
(after beating the rats with the Vesuviuses)
Private: "This is still better than what the other Животные would do to you...really...."
(while taking the Vesuviuses out of the sewer)
Joey: (in background) "I found 'em!"
Penguins: :O
Skipper: "Grab a kid and run!!!"
(after much chasing)
Penguins: *run into each other and are surrounded by the zoosters*
Bing: "Yo, birds. Just give us the Vesuviuses and nobody gets hurt!" >:(
Bada: "Nobody but the naughty boys, capiche?"
Skipper: "Well, all I can say, I guess, is, uh...Rico! Smoke bomb!"
Rico: *tries to hack but gets nothing*
Kowalski: "It seems we've exhausted Rico's smoke bomb supply."
Leonard: *to Burt while standing on his trunk* "See? It's their thing."
Skipper: "Drat...Well how 'bout twilight's last gleaming?"
Rico: "Yup!" *hacks up огонь works*
*fireworks explode into Стена of habitat behind them*
Rico: O_O.....*whistles innocently and inches toward exit*
Director: (grip tightens on director's chair) *twitch*...*twitch*...
Julien: "Allow me. CUUUUUUUT! That's a rap everybody!" :D
Mort: "King Julien is the best director ever!" :D :D
Skipper: *clears throat nervously* "We can um...we can fix that." *bad pokerface*
Leonard: *to Burt* "Yeah, just plain blowing things up is their thing, too."
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Chase Scene: Take 1
Burt: *while running by with other animals* Come on! I'm gettin' edgy to give a wedgy!
Skipper: *from behind a wall* *signals team that the ghost is clear* "So, how long will your freeze луч, рэй last?"
Kowalski: "Skipper, when your talking, bleeding edge technology like this, it's impossible to even tell-"
Twins: *unfreeze and run away screaming like girls*
Twin 1: *trips on Kowalski* "Ow! My knee!" *holds knee*
Kowalski: *in gasps* "Your knee....my spleen...."
Twin 1: "Kowalski, must it always be about you?"
Chase Scene: Take 2
Kowalski: "Skipper, when your talking, bleeding edge technology like this, it's impossible to even tell-"
Twins: *unfreeze and run away screaming like girls*
Kowalski: "Now...the freeze луч, рэй will last till now..."
Bada: *in background* "Yo, I think I heard the screamers comin' from this way."
Skipper: "Secure the screamers!"
Kowalski: *slides in front and pulls trigger on freeze ray* "Wait, what the?"
Director: "Cut!" *sigh* "Why are only bubbles coming out?"
Ma: *comes out of nowhere mopping the floor* "Dangerous things don't belong in the studio."
Director: T_T
Chase Scene: Take 3
Kowalski: "Skipper, when your talking, bleeding edge technology like this, it's impossible to even tell-"
Twins: *unfreeze and run away screaming like girls*
Kowalski: "Now...the freeze луч, рэй will last till now..."
Bada: *in background* "Yo, I think I heard the screamers comin' from this way."
Skipper: "Secure the screamers!"
Kowalski: *slides in front and zaps the twins again*
Twins: *fall вперед frozen*
*gets surrounded by zoo animals*
Skipper: "Rico, signature move!"
Rico: *regurgitates smoke bomb*
Mort: *catches it and runs away* "I'm the sneaky bandi-" *bomb explodes* (while flying through air) "Curse Ты Rico the penguiiiiiiin!!!!"
Director: "..........What just happened?"
Chase Scene: Take 4
Twins: *fall вперед frozen*
*gets surrounded by zoo animals*
Skipper: "Rico, signature move!"
Rico: *regurgitates smoke bomb*
Burt: *when smoke clears* "Aw, man! Leonard was right! They do use smoke bombs!" >:(
Leonard: "No kidding." >:(
Roy: "Come on! They gotta be here somewhere!"
*zoo Животные run in other direction*
Skipper: *peeks out from behind lamp post* "All clear! Alright boys, we need to lay low until sunrise. And the best way to lay low is up high." >:)
(cuts to Животные gathering together)
Marlene: "Find anything?"
Burt: "No, and that really burns my trunk!"
Marlene: "Well, they can't just disappear into thin air!"
*animals run in another direction*
(cut to penguins and Vesuviuses in tree)
Skipper: "They bought it. In bulk. Suckers!" >:D
Private: "Now what, Skipper?"
Skipper: "Now we just wait, till the break of dawn."
Kowalski: "Skipper, I've been crunching the numbers, and-"
Skipper: "Oh, good. 'Cause otherwise those numbers might've stayed uncrunched. And we wouldn't want our numbers uncrunched,-"
Julien: *crunches a грецкий орех, орех in Skipper's earhole* "Crunch!" XD
Skipper: "Ah! Ringtail!" >:(
Director: *facepalm*
Chase Scene: Take 5
(cut to penguins and Vesuviuses in tree)
Skipper: "They bought it. In bulk. Suckers!" >:D
Private: "Now what, Skipper?"
Skipper: "Now we just wait, till the break of dawn."
Kowalski: "Skipper, I've been crunching the numbers, and-"
Skipper: "Oh, good. 'Cause otherwise those numbers might've stayed uncrunched. And we wouldn't want our numbers uncrunched, would we boys? It's a darn good thing you're here, Kowalski, to keep those numbers good and crunched!"
Kowalski: "You, uh...through?"
Skipper: "Hmmmm....yeah."
Kowalski: "Anyway, I-"
Skipper: "Nope! I'm not! It's not the numbers I'm worried about getting crunched! It's us! Okay! Now I'm through."
Kowalski: "Anyway, I've cr..." *clears throat* "I've done the math and between the four of us and the twins, this branch is at maximum capacity."
*fly lands on Twin's nose*
(branch breaks and falls to the ground)
Twin 1: *lands on Kowalski*
Kowalski: "My spleen........again.........."
Julien: "Ahahahahaha!! Ahahahahahahahaaaa!!! Ты see, it is funny, because it is not me! Ahahahahahahaa!!!"
Director: *faceclipboard* *faceclipboard*
Chase Scene: Take 6
Skipper: "Nope! I'm not! It's not the numbers I'm worried about getting crunched! It's us! Okay! Now I'm through."
Kowalski: "Anyway, I've cr..." *clears throat* "I've done the math and between the four of us and the twins, this branch is at maximum capacity."
*fly lands on Twin's nose*
(branch breaks and falls to the ground)
Skipper: >.<.....*looks around* "Nobody's coming!" :D "We may be in the clear!"
Burt: *in background* "Hey guys, I just heard four penguins and two brats fall out of a tree!"
Skipper: "Well, we're not clear. BUG OUT!!!!"
*penguins grab twins and jump into sewer*
Skipper: *while rowing through the sewer on the Vesuviuses* "Well, it's not my вверх choice. But I guess sometimes ya gotta hide out in some filthy, stinky, disease ridden, sest pool. Comes with the job."
крыса King: "Filthy....stinky...sest pool?!?!"
Skipper: "Well, yeah."
крыса King: "True words, but that tone of voice, it sounds...so judgmental."
Skipper: "Look, vermin monarch, we don't need your hot head in the way right now."
крыса King: "Aw, ge-"
Julien: "Monarch?! So the big strong мышь man is part butterfly?! Ahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!" *falls on back holding stomach*
крыса King: "I ain't no butterfly! AAAHH!" *charges at Julien*
Julien: "AAAAAHHH!" *runs away* "Save the king!!! Save the kiiiiinng!!!!!!"
Director: *starts counting to ten while taking deep breaths*
Chase Scene: Take 7
Skipper: *while rowing through the sewer on the Vesuviuses* "Well, it's not my вверх choice. But I guess sometimes ya gotta hide out in some filthy, stinky, disease ridden, sest pool. Comes with the job."
крыса King: "Filthy....stinky...sest pool?!?!"
Skipper: "Well, yeah."
крыса King: "True words, but that tone of voice, it sounds...so judgmental."
Skipper: "Look, vermin monarch, we don't need your hot head in the way right now."
крыса King: "Aw, gee, too bad. 'Cause look what Ты just found!!! AAAAHHH!" *charges at penguins with крыса minions*
(after beating the rats with the Vesuviuses)
Private: "This is still better than what the other Животные would do to you...really...."
(while taking the Vesuviuses out of the sewer)
Joey: (in background) "I found 'em!"
Penguins: :O
Skipper: "Grab a kid and run!!!"
(after much chasing)
Penguins: *run into each other and are surrounded by the zoosters*
Bing: "Yo, birds. Just give us the Vesuviuses and nobody gets hurt!" >:(
Bada: "Nobody but the naughty boys, capiche?"
Skipper: "Well, all I can say, I guess, is, uh...Rico! Smoke bomb!"
Rico: *tries to hack but gets nothing*
Kowalski: "It seems we've exhausted Rico's smoke bomb supply."
Leonard: *to Burt while standing on his trunk* "See? It's their thing."
Skipper: "Drat...Well how 'bout twilight's last gleaming?"
Rico: "Yup!" *hacks up огонь works*
*fireworks explode into Стена of habitat behind them*
Rico: O_O.....*whistles innocently and inches toward exit*
Director: (grip tightens on director's chair) *twitch*...*twitch*...
Julien: "Allow me. CUUUUUUUT! That's a rap everybody!" :D
Mort: "King Julien is the best director ever!" :D :D
Skipper: *clears throat nervously* "We can um...we can fix that." *bad pokerface*
Leonard: *to Burt* "Yeah, just plain blowing things up is their thing, too."
I Wanna Control Ты - Neil Patrick Harris, A.K.A Dr Blowhole
Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't Ты listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO
In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed by ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED
Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make Ты mine
I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope Ты shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony
Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!
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If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if Ты spot anything Ты know is a mistake.
Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't Ты listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO
In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed by ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED
Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make Ты mine
I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope Ты shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony
Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!
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If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if Ты spot anything Ты know is a mistake.
Kowalski: A Song for Doris the Dolphin.
Kowalski pulls out a гитара and starts playing
Kowalski:
Stunning like a пляж, пляжный sunset,
Her eyes bluer than the neverending ocean,
She bears an amazingly soft face,
That I will never be able to hold.
Doris, the dolphin,
She is a miracle of nature,
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would Любовь me,
We swam in peace, in perfect harmony,
Flipper in flipper we went,
I was so happy and in total bliss,
But then, she cruelly left me,
Doris, the dolphin,
Why did Ты abandon me?
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would Любовь me,
If only she would Любовь me.
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