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this is my first fanfic so plz no hate! :)
That was one of the worst nights I ever had, I thought to my self, I need to get some help.
When I climbed out of my bunk I realized that none of my roommates were in their bunks, so I went out to the platform and saw them resting in the pool, they looked exhausted.
"Hey when did Ты all get up?" I asked
"5:30" Kowazi told me
"Why that early? I woke up at 10:00" I said
"For training" Private told me
Skipper thought he really needed to slap Private for that, but he held his ground, he felt nervous and paranoid again.
"Training...well okay training, I need...uh, to meet some new neighbors" I told them
Skipper gave a "That ain't gonna happen" look and Private just сказал(-а) "we can Показать Ты our neighbors!"
"No... that's okay I'd rather go myself" I replied
"Oh fine whatever" Skipper said
"See he's getting used to you" Kowazi whispered to me with a smile
I smiled back and went towards the Далее habitat which was the лемур habitat.
"Hello smelly penguin!" сказал(-а) the лемур sitting in a highchair
"Um hi why did Ты just call me smelly?" I asked
"Because Ты eat da smelly рыба that is banned from my kingdom"
"Fish is amazing! Ты probably never tried it before! I take that as an insult so I'll get back to you, Ты big baby in a highchair!" I shouted and stomped off
as I left I heard him say "DIS IS A трон NOT DA HIGHCHAIR!!! NOW Ты ARE BANNISHD-ED FROM MY KINGDOM FOREVA!!! ...ever...ever...ever"
What a jerk I thought
Далее I came to the chimp habitat, chimps are smart right? maybe one of them could help me
"Hi chimps I'm new here my name is Kat"
"Oh hi I'm Masion and this is Phil, he is a chimp of few words by the way"
"Nice to meet you, do Ты think Ты could help me in this situation?"
"But of course what is bothering you?" сказал(-а) Maison
"I think I'm in Любовь with...someone" I replied
"Uh I think it would be better if Ты went to see Marlene the otter, her habitat is that way sorry though" He told me
"It's okay thanks anyway" I сказал(-а) and went to see Marlene
I hope Marlene can help me with this
I entered a beautiful habitat with warm water, colourful Цветы and bushes, then I spotted Marlene sitting on a rock laying in the warm sun with her eyes closed.
I guess she heard me waddle up to her, "Skipper? what do Ты want now?"
"Um I'm not Skipper" I сказал(-а) playfully
Marlene opened her eyes,"Oh hi who are you?" she asked
"My name is Kat I'm new here"
"Hi Kat, what brings Ты here?" She said
"The chimps сказал(-а) Ты could help me with this problem I have"
"Oh okay so what's happening?"
That was one of the worst nights I ever had, I thought to my self, I need to get some help.
When I climbed out of my bunk I realized that none of my roommates were in their bunks, so I went out to the platform and saw them resting in the pool, they looked exhausted.
"Hey when did Ты all get up?" I asked
"5:30" Kowazi told me
"Why that early? I woke up at 10:00" I said
"For training" Private told me
Skipper thought he really needed to slap Private for that, but he held his ground, he felt nervous and paranoid again.
"Training...well okay training, I need...uh, to meet some new neighbors" I told them
Skipper gave a "That ain't gonna happen" look and Private just сказал(-а) "we can Показать Ты our neighbors!"
"No... that's okay I'd rather go myself" I replied
"Oh fine whatever" Skipper said
"See he's getting used to you" Kowazi whispered to me with a smile
I smiled back and went towards the Далее habitat which was the лемур habitat.
"Hello smelly penguin!" сказал(-а) the лемур sitting in a highchair
"Um hi why did Ты just call me smelly?" I asked
"Because Ты eat da smelly рыба that is banned from my kingdom"
"Fish is amazing! Ты probably never tried it before! I take that as an insult so I'll get back to you, Ты big baby in a highchair!" I shouted and stomped off
as I left I heard him say "DIS IS A трон NOT DA HIGHCHAIR!!! NOW Ты ARE BANNISHD-ED FROM MY KINGDOM FOREVA!!! ...ever...ever...ever"
What a jerk I thought
Далее I came to the chimp habitat, chimps are smart right? maybe one of them could help me
"Hi chimps I'm new here my name is Kat"
"Oh hi I'm Masion and this is Phil, he is a chimp of few words by the way"
"Nice to meet you, do Ты think Ты could help me in this situation?"
"But of course what is bothering you?" сказал(-а) Maison
"I think I'm in Любовь with...someone" I replied
"Uh I think it would be better if Ты went to see Marlene the otter, her habitat is that way sorry though" He told me
"It's okay thanks anyway" I сказал(-а) and went to see Marlene
I hope Marlene can help me with this
I entered a beautiful habitat with warm water, colourful Цветы and bushes, then I spotted Marlene sitting on a rock laying in the warm sun with her eyes closed.
I guess she heard me waddle up to her, "Skipper? what do Ты want now?"
"Um I'm not Skipper" I сказал(-а) playfully
Marlene opened her eyes,"Oh hi who are you?" she asked
"My name is Kat I'm new here"
"Hi Kat, what brings Ты here?" She said
"The chimps сказал(-а) Ты could help me with this problem I have"
"Oh okay so what's happening?"
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if manfredi and Johnson were still alive I think it would go like this.....
manfredi: ATENTION MEN, TODAY IS THE 4TH ANIVERSARY OF THE день SKIPPER AND KOWALSKI MET THEIR FATE IN THAT день SPA INCIDENT,
private; I thought it was something to do with a whale?
rico:blaugh blagga blappo flying pirhanas
Johnson: I was told Любовь potion #37
benny(new recruit):a talent Показать gone wrong with chinese lanterns?
skippers ghost (DUN серовато-коричневый, dun, дун DUUUUN):NO it was all manfredis fault, he (manfredi sucks him up with vaccum)
kowalskis ghost: as skipper was saying we were in manila when(manfredi drops безопасно, сейф on him)
skippers ghost(escaping from vaccum): trust me skipper what could go wrong he said...(vaccum is thrown out of window)
kowalskis ghost (stepping out of safe): and then the слон foot went off and the manillan border patrol...(is aslo thrown out window)
(manfredi grabs безопасно, сейф and grenade and throws both out window
BOOOOOM
all stare at manfredi then take a step back....
manfredi: ATENTION MEN, TODAY IS THE 4TH ANIVERSARY OF THE день SKIPPER AND KOWALSKI MET THEIR FATE IN THAT день SPA INCIDENT,
private; I thought it was something to do with a whale?
rico:blaugh blagga blappo flying pirhanas
Johnson: I was told Любовь potion #37
benny(new recruit):a talent Показать gone wrong with chinese lanterns?
skippers ghost (DUN серовато-коричневый, dun, дун DUUUUN):NO it was all manfredis fault, he (manfredi sucks him up with vaccum)
kowalskis ghost: as skipper was saying we were in manila when(manfredi drops безопасно, сейф on him)
skippers ghost(escaping from vaccum): trust me skipper what could go wrong he said...(vaccum is thrown out of window)
kowalskis ghost (stepping out of safe): and then the слон foot went off and the manillan border patrol...(is aslo thrown out window)
(manfredi grabs безопасно, сейф and grenade and throws both out window
BOOOOOM
all stare at manfredi then take a step back....
Sorry if it's not chapter five.
"Kowalski," сказал(-а) Skipper "were going to Dads house."
"Is that bad?" asked Kowalski anxiously.
Skipper nodded.
***
They arrived at a large house. It had a sign on the door that сказал(-а) TO BE CONTINUED
Sorry I'm sick of Письмо right now. I need to make this longer.
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"Kowalski," сказал(-а) Skipper "were going to Dads house."
"Is that bad?" asked Kowalski anxiously.
Skipper nodded.
***
They arrived at a large house. It had a sign on the door that сказал(-а) TO BE CONTINUED
Sorry I'm sick of Письмо right now. I need to make this longer.
~~~,~~~~••••••••••• shaps. Ты don't have to read this
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Fighting style: boxing, karate, Kung Fu
Weapons: Twin-Silver Ballars, anything he can find in the area
Description: A bald assain, trained highly in the ways of contract killing.
Rico
Fighting style: Karate
Weapons: What ever the heck is in his gut.
Description: A psychotic little пингвин who shows no regards towards the rules. But is controlling of his use of explosives.
Rico walks alone in Central Park no one is around little does he know a hit was placed on him and agent 47 was sent after him. 47 waits for Rico to come out into the open. 47 the hears a twig snap under Rico's foot, he draws out his silver ballers. As Rico hears 47 emerge from behind the дерево he lets loose with a smoke bomb. As the smoke clears 47 is no where to be found. As Rico continues on his way a W2000 sniper винтовка goes off getting Rico in the chest. Victory goes to 47.
"Ew," Rico said.
Skipper ran over and hugged her. "I missed you," he said.
Abigail pushed him.
Skipper fell on Rico. "Ew," Rico said.
Private said, "I'm confused. Can somebody tell me what's going on?"
Abigail said, "Skipper's my brother and Kowalski's my boyfriend."
"Why does Rico keep saying ew?" Private asked.
Rico сказал(-а) "ew" again.
"I have no idea," Abigail said.
Julien ran over and asked Abigail to marry him. Abigail pushed him into the pool.
Mort ran over and grabbed Julien's feet, and then they both fell in the pool. Then Skipper had to pull them out.
"Is that a yes?" Julien asked Abigail.
"No," Abigail said.
Julien started crying and walked stupidly away.
Kowalski went over and asked Abigail to marry him.
Abigail nodded.
"Ew," Rico said.