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Okay. I just read the Статья myself out of undying curiosity (click link to read it yourself), and I have to say . . . I'm laughing my tail feathers off. This is what I would say if I had the opportunity to talk to this guy.

Ms, Inkoo Kang,

Your "review"—if Ты can call it that—on the upcoming Penguins of Madagascar movie is laughable. This so-called review delves too much into your interpretation of everything about the movie that was wrong, give или take that one statement about almost enjoying that one chase scene. If Ты wanted to give a proper review, Ты should've first дана much еще information on how the movie could've been improved and WHY the points Ты mentioned were wrong, rather than just stating WHAT was wrong. Ты want to talk big words and over-analyzing faults? Try this on, Ms. Inkoo Kang.

Ты have focused too much on the film's faults, giving only one side to your argument. To provide a solid and sound argument, one must point out why the other side to the argument is wrong. Allow me to demonstrate.

Ты claim the penguins are "unfunny, unmoving, and uninspired," but Ты never explained why Ты think so. I'll have Ты know many think the penguins are funny at least at times. Whether it's a one-liner ("We killed 'em and ate their livers.") или it's just an action (Come on, the penguins playing at the train controls in the third film was a little funny. Just a little.), there's at least one thing the penguins have done to make someone laugh. Even if they haven't for you, doesn't mean they're necessarily "unfunny." Ты just have a different sense of humor, I presume.

As far as "unmoving," I admit the penguins haven't had many "moving" moments in the "Madagascar" trilogy. However, as far as the trailers go, Ты have to admit, Skipper bringing the young hatchling (Private) into his brotherhood was just a little moving. Of course, I wouldn't know this until I watched the movie, especially since Ты didn't explain why Ты felt it was unmoving yourself.

"Uninspired"? Do Ты know not the meaning? Inspired; adjective: aroused, animated, или imbued with the spirit to do something, by или as if by Сверхъестественное или divine influence (dictionary.reference.com). What makes Ты think the movie is uninspired? I'm thinking it might be inspired to, I don't know, make people laugh. There's probably some better message in the movie as well, since, from what I've seen from DreamWorks, there always is if Ты think hard enough. I have yet to figure out what it is myself, since I obviously haven't seen it, but I'm sure I can come up with something. My guess is that it'd be along the lines of brotherhood или something, but I don't know yet.

Speaking of, Ты say the film has a "distinct lack of purpose." Which Фильмы do Ты think has a purpose? It would have been absolutely fantastic for Ты to have дана us some examples for why Ты believe the movie has no purpose (you have a right to uphold your opinion, but Ты have to support it if Ты want others to agree with you). Furthermore, what would've дана the movie purpose for you? Your thoughts on that would've been nice. Ты also mentioned that the movie "caters to an audience that doesn't exist" because of the references not many people would get. How would Ты know that? My best friend is a Фан of a Показать I've never even heard of until he told me he liked it. How do Ты know no one will understand those references? While many people will not, it still brings a smile to the face of those who would get that reference. Additionally, the movie may still bring a smile to the face of the unknowing "eight-year-olds" because I would imagine it still has funny moments. Even if they don't get a reference, doesn't mean they won't find it funny (I've found references funny without fully understanding them. I know I'm not the only one). I realize I'm ignorant to if these references will be funny или not, but then again, not everyone has the same sense of humor as I.

Ты сказал(-а) that there "isn't much to the film's story, yet it's stuffed to the gills with plot." If there's one thing I've noticed about DreamWork's films, it's that it's never just a story. The "Madagascar" trilogy relays the message that Главная isn't where Ты are, but who you're with. "Shrek" is a story about acceptance, correlating to the idea that everyone's different, and that's okay, and Ты have to accept yourself and others to truly be happy. "Kung Fu Panda" sends a message in that to accomplish anything, Ты have to first believe in yourself ("There is no secret ingredient"). It all starts with you. Even if this movie is an exception to this idea, it would be really awesome if Ты would've explained why Ты feel that way.

Ты mentioned that Dave's character is basically ruined because of his humor. Last time I checked, audiences Любовь a villain with a little humorous side. A villain that's too dark wouldn't appeal to younger audiences anyway (ooh, that reminds me of your "point" made earlier. hm . . .).

First and foremost about your thoughts on North Wind, it's a SEAL, not an OTTER. If Ты don't know the facts before Ты propose an argument, then you've basically ruined any chance of gaining support because people will believe Ты have no idea what you're talking about. Second, what makes Ты think Eva's only purpose is to be sexy? How do Ты know they're not also relaying the idea that women can be intelligent as well? Not to mention that from what I've seen in the trailers, Kowalski is the only one falling for her. Ты could've at least explained why it seemed that way to you.

The following paragraph is merely just my opinion of your argument about Classified, and has nothing to do about how Ты presented it. I must say, I do partially agree with your argument about the pompous Agent Classified, but I think it's pretty awesome that Skipper has someone in his same covert classification to be compared to, causing a humorous clash between the duo. And I believe he wants a little еще than just "taking the credit." How do Ты know he just doesn't want Животные to be safe? How do Ты know he doesn't want some credit because he feels as though he needs the support from his team? Meaning, if he doesn't seem as though he made a success conceived with his help, he won't seem as important, and North Wind will see him as a failure? You'd be surprised what insecurity can drive someone to do. Of course, that is only my opinion, and I would not know until I watched the movie to make my own interpretation.

I have no problem if Ты like the movie или not. But if you're going to post a review for the whole world to see, DO IT RIGHT.

Now, did Ты see how I presented my counter-argument? I used examples from the trailers, and even other Фильмы to present my case. I also mentioned your side of the argument to help Показать a contrast between my and your opinion, as to allow my readers to make up their own minds, rather than present one side and BOMBARD them with my opinion, presenting it as if it were solid fact. Your very vague descriptions of your opinions don't exactly tell anyone why they shouldn't watch it. All I see is, "Don't watch it because it's bad." If Ты would've just explained why it's bad, then Ты would've done just fine, and I wouldn't have сказал(-а) a word.

Lots of love, peacebaby7

To the fanguins, the main reason I wrote this is to make those who found the "review" unsettling realize how overly-critical this Статья was. Based on the few Комментарии on her review, I see I'm not the only one who feels that her review could've been a lot better. I was not judging the fact that she didn't like the movie, but rather that she just needs to put еще thought into her reviews. Your thoughts on my thoughts on her thoughts?
Everyone was waiting for the Далее challenge, skipper was talking to his group on how to beat the others, Michele and Rico were holding hands and talking to each other, and ivy was trying to help Kat getting skipper.

Suddenly, Phil walked into the room with the Далее challenge,

Phil: alright! Round 2 begins! This round, everyone wi participate, the challenge will be a cook off! I'll give Ты a item, and I'll randomly select 1 of Ты from each group to be the taste
Tester to test out your groups food, I will also be tasting these foods.

Rainshadow:yay!!!! I Любовь cooking!!!

Kat:(yes! I can make skipper...
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Skipper sat at his table, drinking his coffe, he just had a fight with his team - a simulated fight - and they won - he had teached them right, but just then someone knocked the door, and when skipper looked up, it was someone he hated, someone he thought he was over with, someone who made him a public enemy, it was no one else than Hans, the puffin.

"HANS?! WHY ARE Ты HERE?!" he shouted in atonishment

"I came back from Hoboken, Ты cheated on me!" he shouted angryly at him

"ok, ok, sorry, but it was MY revenge!" he shouted back

"ok, anyways, I have my own habitat!" he сказал(-а) Показ skipper his...
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posted by skipperfan5431
" It says. My Dearest Lilly, I have had these feelings for Ты for a long time now. These feelings of love,and compassion. I wish we could be together for all eternity, but alass, Ты don't even know I exist. Love, your secret admirer." When Mason looked up from Phill's hand movements Lilly was watching with a rather seductive face. It turns out that Kowalski was right. She can't be subjected to any sighns of Любовь или affection while on the hormone stabilizer, because it will make her even еще mate hungry than before!!! Normally, any male would kill to have Lilly for a mate, but when she's...
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Not sure what I just watched, but I thought the ending was funny. "Nope, the moment's gone. It's ruined."
added by Colonelpenguin
Source: Me
added by ricoiswsome
Source: Me and my DS
posted by Number1SkippFan
Эй, this is my first fanfic so plz no hate! :)

That was one of the worst nights I ever had, I thought to my self, I need to get some help.

When I climbed out of my bunk I realized that none of my roommates were in their bunks, so I went out to the platform and saw them resting in the pool, they looked exhausted.

"Hey when did Ты all get up?" I asked

"5:30" Kowazi told me

"Why that early? I woke up at 10:00" I said

"For training" Private told me

Skipper thought he really needed to slap Private for that, but he held his ground, he felt nervous and paranoid again.

"Training...well okay training, I need...uh,...
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*Please note i will add a pic of Starlite in the last Chapter :D*

All 4 penguins and Marlene were staring at the sleeping female...She was Показ her back to them, her back rising and falling as she breathed. She used her bag as a pillow. Obviously to protect it, not for comfort."May i just ask again...How can Ты guess a girls name right? Especially a unique name like...Starlantern?" Marlene looked at Skipper."i can honestly say i have and still have no idea how i just guessed her name right Marlene. It shall always remain a mystery, and her name is Starlite Marlene." Skipper shrugged as he...
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posted by Cherpeng
Before sunrise on a beautiful Friday, everyone in the zoo (only the animals) were packed up in the gift Магазин wondering why there was a meeting. Everyone was so excited and chit chatting they didn't hear Skipper yell "QUIET!!" in a very firm tone. Finally, Private screamed in the вверх of his lungs "BE QUIET SKIPPER WANTS TO TELL Ты SOMETHING!!" Everyone finally quieted down and looked at Private, then Skipper, then Rico and then Kowalski.

It was quiet for a moment until King Julian yelled "Welcome Животные to the King Julian annual gathering!" Skipper slapped himself on the forehead and сказал(-а) "RING...
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posted by JediPenguin16
Chapter Three: Psyche

" We never get to eat sushi at Hoboken!' Nitra exclaimed as she wolfed down her dinner, glad to finally be rid of etiquette. She belched loudly and licked the tips of flippers. " And I haven' eaten in a few hours, I though I was gonna starve."

"We wouldn't want Ты to starve, how about whipping up another batch, Rico?" Skipper motioned to Rico. Rico nodded and grunted happily. He regurgitated up a pair of large кухня knives and proceeded slice the raw рыба at lightening speed. Nitra watched in fascination as chunks of рыба flew under the precision flippers of Rico. In...
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added by CatLover02
Why they're just standing there? Sorry for asking, cuz i didn't watch the movie.
Пингвины Мадагаскара
“No, Mort! Ты are so stupid-y! Ты can not just hop right in front of me like that when I am shaking my money-maker!” Julien snapped at the small lemur.

“But I wanted to shake my money-maker, too!” Mort protested.

“No! Ты do not have a money-maker! Only the king has the maker of the money,” Julien insisted as he dusted off his crown. “Also, I—”

“King Julien!” Maurice interrupted from the sidelines.

“Maurice!” Julien сказал(-а) angrily. “How dare Ты interrupt me when I am ranting!”

“Just look!” Maurice сказал(-а) pointing to the penguins’ habitat across the way.

Julien followed...
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Even though the first half of the video is really cool with the "I Like To Переместить It, Переместить It", I have to say the секунда half is my favorite. It's really cute. :3 Those lucky little kids. :)
added by Number1SkippFan
Source: I drew it
posted by Dracofiredragon
Skipper:Kowalski,status report.

Kowalski: *writing his notepad* I think new Animal is entering the zoo,sir.I can't sure what animal is it.

Private: *hiding behind rico*Ack!Not the badgers...

Rico:*slaps Private*he,it enogh tu baters he'e!

Skipper: New habitat is complete builded. What do Ты think what kind of animal is it.

Kowalski:*blushed* Doris..

Private:Rainbow horses!


Kowalski:*tapped Skipper in his shoulder*Skipper,look!!

Private:but,why it was caged and covered with blanket?

Skipper:It may a very dangerous creature.

Kowalski:maybe..a Dragon?Bah.Its too Imposible.

Skipper:we won't find out if we not get there.

Penguins:*Slide into the new habitat*

In the new habitat.....

Penguins:*Kung fu pose* HYA!

????:what on the deuce?

Skipper:Who are you?

Draco:I'm Draco.Can Ты guys get me outta here?I really want to see my new home.

to be continued..
Skipper just looked at her. Her skull had cracked in half, she was red, there was no white left from all the blood. He gently lifted her up, carried Starlite in his arms, Marlene followed. The other penguins stayed to try to wake the unconscious Private. Skipper carried her to the vet's door, he put her down gently and knocked on the door, he slid away and hid behind a dust-bin with Marlene. The doctor came out, gasped and lifted her up. Skipper looked away, Marlene gently touched his shoulder, he looked at her, she was full of hurt and sorrow. He couldn't bare to see her like this, especially...
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User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, или thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would Ты define yourself? Are Ты yourself because of your actions, или are your actions based on who Ты are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes Ты are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: Эй, that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot:  *facepalm* 

User: Why are Ты hitting yourself?
Day 5

“How we lookin’ Private?” Eve asked approaching him. They were in a small hut not too far from the prison.

“Everything’s running smoothly. Did Ты talk to Skipper?”

“Yeah. He’s proud of you.” Private smiled.

“Really?” Eve patted his shoulder.

“You bet. He thinks of Ты as a son Ты know.”

“Wow…he has been like a father to me.” Eve smiled. “Eve…can I ask Ты something?”

“Sure. Anything.”

“Do Ты like Skipper?”

Eve opened her beak to speak, but ended up saying: “Uh…I…well…”

Private giggled. “It’s okay. Your secret is безопасно, сейф with me.”

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posted by queenpalm
Here is the секунда part to my Фан fiction. Enjoy.

I easily jumped over the wall. For some reason I thought my fellow teammates would be there to greet me. I really miss them, Skipper, Kowalski, Private, and Rico. I miss Manfridi the most, after all, he's my brother.
I landed in the hippo habitat, или what was the hippo habitat. I saw no hippos, though. As I left the habitat, I saw the plate that told what the animal was. The old hippo habitat is now the Asian выдра, оттер habitat. One change down, many еще to go.
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In DreamTropolis
Tom Tucker: Well, it seems the Masked Power Racer is in front and he seems to have Team пингвин in the car.
P: Are Ты sure Ты don't mind sharing your Название with us?
Power Racer: What matters is that Ты guys are alright. (the car crosses the finish line)
Kent Brochman: THE MASKED POWER RACER AND TEAM пингвин WIN!!! (everyone gets out of their cars)
K: Thanks for helping us during the race.
S: But, still, why did Ты help us?
Power Racer: Well, guys. This might be shocking.
Tom Tucker: It seems like the Masked Power Racer is about to take off his mask. (the Power Racer slowly takes...
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