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Okay. I just read the Статья myself out of undying curiosity (click link to read it yourself), and I have to say . . . I'm laughing my tail feathers off. This is what I would say if I had the opportunity to talk to this guy.

Ms, Inkoo Kang,

Your "review"—if Ты can call it that—on the upcoming Penguins of Madagascar movie is laughable. This so-called review delves too much into your interpretation of everything about the movie that was wrong, give или take that one statement about almost enjoying that one chase scene. If Ты wanted to give a proper review, Ты should've first дана much еще information on how the movie could've been improved and WHY the points Ты mentioned were wrong, rather than just stating WHAT was wrong. Ты want to talk big words and over-analyzing faults? Try this on, Ms. Inkoo Kang.

Ты have focused too much on the film's faults, giving only one side to your argument. To provide a solid and sound argument, one must point out why the other side to the argument is wrong. Allow me to demonstrate.

Ты claim the penguins are "unfunny, unmoving, and uninspired," but Ты never explained why Ты think so. I'll have Ты know many think the penguins are funny at least at times. Whether it's a one-liner ("We killed 'em and ate their livers.") или it's just an action (Come on, the penguins playing at the train controls in the third film was a little funny. Just a little.), there's at least one thing the penguins have done to make someone laugh. Even if they haven't for you, doesn't mean they're necessarily "unfunny." Ты just have a different sense of humor, I presume.

As far as "unmoving," I admit the penguins haven't had many "moving" moments in the "Madagascar" trilogy. However, as far as the trailers go, Ты have to admit, Skipper bringing the young hatchling (Private) into his brotherhood was just a little moving. Of course, I wouldn't know this until I watched the movie, especially since Ты didn't explain why Ты felt it was unmoving yourself.

"Uninspired"? Do Ты know not the meaning? Inspired; adjective: aroused, animated, или imbued with the spirit to do something, by или as if by Сверхъестественное или divine influence (dictionary.reference.com). What makes Ты think the movie is uninspired? I'm thinking it might be inspired to, I don't know, make people laugh. There's probably some better message in the movie as well, since, from what I've seen from DreamWorks, there always is if Ты think hard enough. I have yet to figure out what it is myself, since I obviously haven't seen it, but I'm sure I can come up with something. My guess is that it'd be along the lines of brotherhood или something, but I don't know yet.

Speaking of, Ты say the film has a "distinct lack of purpose." Which Фильмы do Ты think has a purpose? It would have been absolutely fantastic for Ты to have дана us some examples for why Ты believe the movie has no purpose (you have a right to uphold your opinion, but Ты have to support it if Ты want others to agree with you). Furthermore, what would've дана the movie purpose for you? Your thoughts on that would've been nice. Ты also mentioned that the movie "caters to an audience that doesn't exist" because of the references not many people would get. How would Ты know that? My best friend is a Фан of a Показать I've never even heard of until he told me he liked it. How do Ты know no one will understand those references? While many people will not, it still brings a smile to the face of those who would get that reference. Additionally, the movie may still bring a smile to the face of the unknowing "eight-year-olds" because I would imagine it still has funny moments. Even if they don't get a reference, doesn't mean they won't find it funny (I've found references funny without fully understanding them. I know I'm not the only one). I realize I'm ignorant to if these references will be funny или not, but then again, not everyone has the same sense of humor as I.

Ты сказал(-а) that there "isn't much to the film's story, yet it's stuffed to the gills with plot." If there's one thing I've noticed about DreamWork's films, it's that it's never just a story. The "Madagascar" trilogy relays the message that Главная isn't where Ты are, but who you're with. "Shrek" is a story about acceptance, correlating to the idea that everyone's different, and that's okay, and Ты have to accept yourself and others to truly be happy. "Kung Fu Panda" sends a message in that to accomplish anything, Ты have to first believe in yourself ("There is no secret ingredient"). It all starts with you. Even if this movie is an exception to this idea, it would be really awesome if Ты would've explained why Ты feel that way.

Ты mentioned that Dave's character is basically ruined because of his humor. Last time I checked, audiences Любовь a villain with a little humorous side. A villain that's too dark wouldn't appeal to younger audiences anyway (ooh, that reminds me of your "point" made earlier. hm . . .).

First and foremost about your thoughts on North Wind, it's a SEAL, not an OTTER. If Ты don't know the facts before Ты propose an argument, then you've basically ruined any chance of gaining support because people will believe Ты have no idea what you're talking about. Second, what makes Ты think Eva's only purpose is to be sexy? How do Ты know they're not also relaying the idea that women can be intelligent as well? Not to mention that from what I've seen in the trailers, Kowalski is the only one falling for her. Ты could've at least explained why it seemed that way to you.

The following paragraph is merely just my opinion of your argument about Classified, and has nothing to do about how Ты presented it. I must say, I do partially agree with your argument about the pompous Agent Classified, but I think it's pretty awesome that Skipper has someone in his same covert classification to be compared to, causing a humorous clash between the duo. And I believe he wants a little еще than just "taking the credit." How do Ты know he just doesn't want Животные to be safe? How do Ты know he doesn't want some credit because he feels as though he needs the support from his team? Meaning, if he doesn't seem as though he made a success conceived with his help, he won't seem as important, and North Wind will see him as a failure? You'd be surprised what insecurity can drive someone to do. Of course, that is only my opinion, and I would not know until I watched the movie to make my own interpretation.

I have no problem if Ты like the movie или not. But if you're going to post a review for the whole world to see, DO IT RIGHT.

Now, did Ты see how I presented my counter-argument? I used examples from the trailers, and even other Фильмы to present my case. I also mentioned your side of the argument to help Показать a contrast between my and your opinion, as to allow my readers to make up their own minds, rather than present one side and BOMBARD them with my opinion, presenting it as if it were solid fact. Your very vague descriptions of your opinions don't exactly tell anyone why they shouldn't watch it. All I see is, "Don't watch it because it's bad." If Ты would've just explained why it's bad, then Ты would've done just fine, and I wouldn't have сказал(-а) a word.

Lots of love, peacebaby7

To the fanguins, the main reason I wrote this is to make those who found the "review" unsettling realize how overly-critical this Статья was. Based on the few Комментарии on her review, I see I'm not the only one who feels that her review could've been a lot better. I was not judging the fact that she didn't like the movie, but rather that she just needs to put еще thought into her reviews. Your thoughts on my thoughts on her thoughts?
Далее morning 10:00 am...

skipper woke up, feeling dizzy, strange and confused, he remembered last ninght, and then thought on what happened on brazil....

"wow, looks like someone doesn't feel really good" Private сказал(-а) sarcasticly as he let out a small grin which the other 3 penguins could not see

"sorry Skipper, but after what happened last night, we thought Ты shoud sleep more" kowalski pointed out

Skipper let out a large yawn and looked at them, then, he answered "don't worry actually, I was thinking on making this a free day!" he said, trying o hide his anger with a small false smile

he left...
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posted by Grimms-Dragon
It's been a long time and there are stories that need updating, but a lot has been happening so please excuse all of the hold up. I'm working. Credit goes to Marilyn Manson for the song, as do all the other artist that may или may not be used.

This originally was not intended to be a Слэш fiction, или any pairing for that matter, but I decided it would entertain Ты guys more, and help me build on the story, since I write romance better.



I can tell Ты what they say in space
That our earth is too grey
But when the spirit is so digital
The body acts this...
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 Blowhole disliked taking the eyepatch off...
Blowhole disliked taking the eyepatch off...
Okay, here come the antagonists! Please review! :)

That very same day, at that very same time, there where four penguins and a дельфин who had just swum away from the explosion.

The location. The location was hard to name. It was a вверх secret Загрузка dock, and from what I can tell you, it's in New Jersey. As you, the reader, is familiar with it, it is that place in 'The пингвин Who Loved Me'. And, it was also a few секунда before it had ended.

"Skipper, do Ты suppose we've finally seen the last of Doctor Blowhole?" Private asked, as the penguins slowly waddled away from the dock.

"What a delightfully...
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posted by legendary7
Note: Hey, peeps! I hope Ты are enjoying this story. I have really enjoyed Письмо this story. It gets really sad, and I even teared up typing this. Thanks so much for reading. Ты guys rock! ;) I'd appreciate some Комментарии this time. Thanks so much!

A man stepped in the room, a whip and two muzzles in his hands. Cracking the whip, he sent all the penguins running, expect for Rico who just gain consciussness. The man lashed Rico's back and Rico turned to growl, but the man lashed at him more. Rico pounced up trying to attack the foe. Instead of reaching his objective, Rico was seized and hushed...
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the Далее mourning.

Skipper: come on guys we got to keep moving.

Marlene: skipper just face it were Остаться в живых in the middle of nowhere and Kiva is feeling weak.

Skipper: don't say that Marlene we will survive and Kiva will survive too.

Mort: my feet are burning!

Private: i know your feet are tired Mort but we need to keep going.

Me (weak): and trying very hard to stay alive.

Skipper: listen to me Kiva Ты are a Храбрая сердцем and tough мышь Ты survived cheating death twice before Ты gotta cheat death out of this one.

Me (weak): okay I'll try my best skipper.

then our luck change.

Private: skipper look.

Skipper: what...
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Rico regurgitated a flame thrower and it landed in Skipper's flippers. Then he aimed it straight att Lilly! "No!!!!" Cried Kowalski and Private as they hugged eachother. Skipper's gone INSAINE!!! Skipper pulled the trigger and sent a huge flame straight for Lilly's butt! She instantly felt the seiring pain and woke up. " AHHH!!! What the--" Lilly saw the sneers on her friend's faces. " Uh.. Эй, boys... watch'a up to?" Lilly knew why they were angry with her. Skipper just had to say something about what she did, and he's just FULL of paranoia. " Why did Ты steal Kowalski's invention!? Are you...
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I've just found this cool review of the book "The Art of The Penguins of Madagascar." It's really nice because, even if Ты haven't got the book yet, Ты can see all the pages in the book, the drawings, the paintings and that's really awesome. :3
art of the penguins of madagascar
Пингвины Мадагаскара
north wind
Chapter 2: A Mistaken Chosen One

Once again, Private wrote down everything about the dream again. Who is this close person that will be mistakenly picked as the chosen one? he thought. He hid it under his подушка and went to sleep again.

Later in the morning, Messenger Xai Lang arrived. "Mail for Skipper."he said. Xai Lang dropped the scroll and then flew away. Then, Skipper got it. He opened it and read to see a happy news.

Dear Skipper,

Congratulations! Ты are chosen to be the chosen one according to your ascendants. Ты will fight, die and save the world. Leave your city tomorrow. Once again,...
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posted by peacebaby7
Note: This is just supposed to be a conversation between all the animals. After I've completed, feel free to give suggestions for the continuing of the conversation. Lastly, I hope Ты enjoy it! :D

Skipper: "And the zoo's meeting will now come to order!"

KJ: "Oh smelly waterbird! I will have a Фрукты льстец, смузи with mangoes, grapes, um... гранатовый, гранат and--"

Skipper: "Not that kind of order!"

KJ: "Well Далее time Ты will be making yourself еще clear! I was looking вперед to that smoothie..."

Mort: "I will make the smoothie!"

Skipper: "Can we just get on with the meeting please!"

KJ: "I am royalty! I...
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posted by skipperfan5431
Skipper and Kowalski make it to Doris's habitat right before Rico and Lilly left. Doris actually had something to say to Kowalski, so he stayed behind. "Hi Kowalski." Doris сказал(-а) in a sweet voice. Kowalski couldn't believe the girl of his dreams was talking to him,so he stayed quiet. " Well, I just wanted to say that im sorry how I treated Ты yesterday. I really didn't know how much Ты liked me until Lilly told me. Ты really are sweet." Doris gave Kowalski a tender Kiss on the beak!( sorry mrs.kowalski!) He suprisingly didn't faint....."THUMP"......Nope....he just did. Dorris giggled to herself...
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Fast-forward until the time code is 3:19. The guy Пение sounds JUST like Kowalski!
Пингвины Мадагаскара
Эй, this is my first fanfic, so plz no hate! :)
This chapter will be Kat's POV btw
Sorry I haven't been Письмо much, I've been busy :(

Okay, I think I'm on Skipper's good side now, and that's good.
Today I tried some of his рыба coffee, and it wasn't too bad I guess

All was great that morning, except when Marlene came over, probably to pick another fight with Skipper

Marlene's POV:
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! I need to go see him NOW!
End of Marlene's POV

"Skipper this is KILLING ME! Do Ты wanna hang out?" She says



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posted by peacebaby7
"What the deuce?!" Skipper exclaimed as he and team rushed out of the hatch. They looked around, unsure of where the scream had come from, then they heard a light sobbing coming from the выдра, оттер habitat. "Move out, boys!" Skipper ordered.

Upon entering Marlene's, they saw her in the entrance to her habitat leaning against the wall. Her paws were cupped over her mouth, tears were slowly running down her cheeks, and she seemed to be paralyzed with fear. "What happened, Marlene?" Private сказал(-а) as the team approached her. Marlene remained silent, unable to speak.

"Marlene?" Skipper stepped up to her...
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It was a warm summer evening in the Central Park Zoo. The sun was now only a semi-circle peaking over the horizon. All was peaceful, a nice cool breeze swung through the trees and gates of the habitats, and colorful Бабочки flew through the air. It all would've remained peaceful if a certain quadrant of пингвин commandos hadn't chosen today to test Kowalski's new invention.

"Okay Kowalski, what do we have this time?" Skipper asked his lieutenant. The four of them were on their habitat's island.

"Skipper, I have invented..." He got ready to rip the sheet from over-top his latest invention....
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After everyone ate their snowcones, Skipper, Kowalski, Private and Rico felt...really...really...sleepy. (However did Ты think THAT happened?) So they all go to sleep. Accept for Lilly, who took the vile out from under her подушка and ran to Marlene's habitat. On the way to Marlene's habitat however, Julien stops Lilly in her tracks. " Oh hello Lilly. How coincidental it is to be seeing Ты here like this." Says Julien trying to play cool. Ты had to admire his consistantcy.lol. Julien's eyes suddenly get fixed on Lilly's vile. " Aha! Now I see why youre in such a hurry to see me!" Lilly rolls...
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What a nice день to start off the morning with a bunch of kids scermeing and camra flashes. Well thats how Ming woke up. Alot of familys looking at him in fright,amazement,and tired.Ming wasent use to it at all he was еще like a person to stay inside and be alone all day.

"mommy mommy look!a lion!" all the little boys and girls will say
"its a tiger sweety"there perents will tell them
Ming tryed crawling into a corner,that didnt work. He just wanted to be alone.The penguins were Актёрское искусство as cute and cuddly as ever becuse scine there is a tiger alot of peopel came.
by now the crowd...
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The Далее morning was quiet. The bruises on Skipper’s body had turned the deepest possible shade of purple, his left eye had swelled to its max, and his beak remained shut.

Private had tried to get him to eat, but Skipper didn’t even acknowledge his existence. Rico had started to work on a wheelchair for him in Kowalski’s lab, and Kowalski remained topside to take messages from visitors. He knew that the last thing Skipper would want is a) for people to see him in his current state, and b) sympathy.

Later on that evening, Rico and Kowalski presented Skipper with his wheelchair. Skipper sideways...
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posted by Aquade
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from the Penguins of Madagascar или Central Park Zoo. What I do own is this plot line, though.


"Skipper!" It was Private's turn to watch the monitors for any suspicious behavior, and the пингвин was currently staring at one of the screens. "He's done it again!"

"What is it, Private?" сказал(-а) Skipper, clearly annoyed. "We were playing a game of cards!"

The leader had some cards in his flippers. The rest of the penguins came out. Kowalski cleared his throat. "Actually, I'm kind...
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It was a normal день at the central park zoo in the summer. The zookeepers that work at the central park zoo including Alice went on their vacation. So inside the penguin's HQ me along with Skipper and his team were relaxing Rico's brushing miss perky's hair as always, Private watching his Избранное Показать on TV, Kowalski working on his invention as always, Skipper drinking his coffee, and me just relaxing. With me relaxing I thought to myself that it's a nice день for a walk around New York.

Me: *looks at Skipper and his team* well I'm off for my walk if Ты don't mind.

Skipper: sure go ahead, Kiva....
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posted by Aquade
“What is it, Kowalski?”
“According to my calculations,” сказал(-а) Kowalski, scribbling something down on his clipboard, “it is an apple.”
Skipper thought for a while. “Hah!” he laughed. “You won’t get us that easily, Ты evil witch!”
“Um, Skipper?” asked Private.
Skipper looked at the youngest penguin. “What is it, Private?”
“If Ты don’t mind me asking,” сказал(-а) Private. “Well I was wondering—”
“Spit it out, soldier.”
“Well, what does an evil witch have to do with the apple?”
Skipper shook his head. “Young Private, I see Ты have forgotten...
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