Note: So, I found this site that would write a story for Ты if Ты just filled in the information and I did it for the heck of it. The result was just too funny NOT to share. I hope Ты get a good kick out of this like I did.
Two Spiteful Uncles Thinking to the Beat
A Short Story
by peacebaby7
Dave the Octopus looked at the giant map in his hands and felt happy.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his tense surroundings. He had always loved cold a submarine with its muddy, miniature metal walls. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel happy.
Then he saw something in the distance, или rather someone. It was the figure of Henchman #1. Henchman was an energetic henchman with charming fingers and ugly feet.
Dave gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a malicious, cold-blooded, water drinker with ginger fingers and slimy feet. His Друзья saw him as a grim, graceful green-eyed monster. Once, he had even jumped into a river and saved a sharp blind person.
But not even a malicious person who had once jumped into a river and saved a sharp blind person, was prepared for what Henchman had in store today.
The drizzle rained like talking cats, making Dave concerned.
As Dave stepped outside and Henchman came closer, he could see the ancient glint in his eye.
Henchman gazed with the affection of 7685 hilarious harsh humming birds. He said, in hushed tones, "I Любовь Ты and I want help capture penguins."
Dave looked back, even еще concerned and still fingering the giant map. "Henchman, Ты have got to be kidding me," he replied.
They looked at each other with concentration feelings, like two rapid, ripe rabbits boasting at a very peculiar stakeout, which had R & B Музыка playing in the background and two spiteful uncles thinking to the beat.
Dave regarded Henchman's charming fingers and ugly feet. "I feel the same way!" revealed Dave with a delighted grin.
Henchman looked humorous, his emotions blushing like a high-pitched, handsome hat.
Then Henchman came inside for a nice drink of water.
THE END
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Two Spiteful Uncles Thinking to the Beat
A Short Story
by peacebaby7
Dave the Octopus looked at the giant map in his hands and felt happy.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his tense surroundings. He had always loved cold a submarine with its muddy, miniature metal walls. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel happy.
Then he saw something in the distance, или rather someone. It was the figure of Henchman #1. Henchman was an energetic henchman with charming fingers and ugly feet.
Dave gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a malicious, cold-blooded, water drinker with ginger fingers and slimy feet. His Друзья saw him as a grim, graceful green-eyed monster. Once, he had even jumped into a river and saved a sharp blind person.
But not even a malicious person who had once jumped into a river and saved a sharp blind person, was prepared for what Henchman had in store today.
The drizzle rained like talking cats, making Dave concerned.
As Dave stepped outside and Henchman came closer, he could see the ancient glint in his eye.
Henchman gazed with the affection of 7685 hilarious harsh humming birds. He said, in hushed tones, "I Любовь Ты and I want help capture penguins."
Dave looked back, even еще concerned and still fingering the giant map. "Henchman, Ты have got to be kidding me," he replied.
They looked at each other with concentration feelings, like two rapid, ripe rabbits boasting at a very peculiar stakeout, which had R & B Музыка playing in the background and two spiteful uncles thinking to the beat.
Dave regarded Henchman's charming fingers and ugly feet. "I feel the same way!" revealed Dave with a delighted grin.
Henchman looked humorous, his emotions blushing like a high-pitched, handsome hat.
Then Henchman came inside for a nice drink of water.
THE END
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