Weeeeeelllll, I was watching BTR Рождество Special and I saw them get their mistletoe kisses (you can see where this is going), I thought that maybe the penguins should get their mistletoe kisses (There's a hint of Skilene in here) Sooooooo here goes.
Skipper: Well, boys, it is officially Рождество Eve. So... what do Ты wanna do?
Marlene: (popping in, holding something behind her back) Эй, guys! Guess what I got?
Private: A lunacorn!
Skipper: вверх secret plans to take over the world
Kowalski: A freeze ray!
Rico: DYNAMITE!
Marlene: Nooooo... (she pulls a stick with a mistletoe on the end and points it towards Skipper)
Skipper: What is it?
Kowalski: Well, Skipper, according to the red berries and small leaves, it appears to be a mistletoe. And according to tradition, anyone...(smirking) caught under it.... (giggling) must.... KISS! (bursts out laughing)
Skipper: Aww, do I have to?
Marlene: C'mon Skipper, just for the Рождество spirit.
(Everyone leans in, except for Kowalski, who is too busy laughing too hard. Than he collects himself and looks expectantly at them)
Skipper: Alright, for the Рождество spirit.
(They go into a long kiss, and after it is done they look at each other awkwardly for a second)
Marlene: (Awkwardly at first) Well, (than brightens up) anyway! Ты guys can take a turn if Ты want
Rico: Yeah!
(Rico rushes into the base. For a couple секунды everything is quiet. The penguins look at Marlene and she just shrugs. Than Rico rushes back to the mistletoe, holding his dolly, and grabs the stick holding it)
Rico: Эй, baby (Than he kisses the doll for only a few seconds)
Kowalski: MY TURN! (frantically grabs mistletoe stick and closes eyes) Please be someone pretty, please be someone pretty...
Kaitlyn(me): Awww Kowalski
Kowalski: (opens one eye) Huh?
Kaitlyn: Of course I will (Charges into the kiss)
Kowalski: (after the kiss, babbles like an idiot and faints)
Private: My turn! (grabs stick from Kowalski)
A bunch of Private fangirls: PRIVATE! AND MISTLETOE! GET HIM!
Private: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
(All of the fangirls topple onto Private, repeatedly Поцелуи him)
Marlene: This is gonna be a really good Рождество :)
HAHA, LOL. I'm sorry all Kowalski Фаны that wanted the Kiss from him, but I made this up on short notice lol. If Ты think its sucky, remind me of my problem areas and I'll see what I can do :)
~Katie Kat~
Skipper: Well, boys, it is officially Рождество Eve. So... what do Ты wanna do?
Marlene: (popping in, holding something behind her back) Эй, guys! Guess what I got?
Private: A lunacorn!
Skipper: вверх secret plans to take over the world
Kowalski: A freeze ray!
Rico: DYNAMITE!
Marlene: Nooooo... (she pulls a stick with a mistletoe on the end and points it towards Skipper)
Skipper: What is it?
Kowalski: Well, Skipper, according to the red berries and small leaves, it appears to be a mistletoe. And according to tradition, anyone...(smirking) caught under it.... (giggling) must.... KISS! (bursts out laughing)
Skipper: Aww, do I have to?
Marlene: C'mon Skipper, just for the Рождество spirit.
(Everyone leans in, except for Kowalski, who is too busy laughing too hard. Than he collects himself and looks expectantly at them)
Skipper: Alright, for the Рождество spirit.
(They go into a long kiss, and after it is done they look at each other awkwardly for a second)
Marlene: (Awkwardly at first) Well, (than brightens up) anyway! Ты guys can take a turn if Ты want
Rico: Yeah!
(Rico rushes into the base. For a couple секунды everything is quiet. The penguins look at Marlene and she just shrugs. Than Rico rushes back to the mistletoe, holding his dolly, and grabs the stick holding it)
Rico: Эй, baby (Than he kisses the doll for only a few seconds)
Kowalski: MY TURN! (frantically grabs mistletoe stick and closes eyes) Please be someone pretty, please be someone pretty...
Kaitlyn(me): Awww Kowalski
Kowalski: (opens one eye) Huh?
Kaitlyn: Of course I will (Charges into the kiss)
Kowalski: (after the kiss, babbles like an idiot and faints)
Private: My turn! (grabs stick from Kowalski)
A bunch of Private fangirls: PRIVATE! AND MISTLETOE! GET HIM!
Private: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
(All of the fangirls topple onto Private, repeatedly Поцелуи him)
Marlene: This is gonna be a really good Рождество :)
HAHA, LOL. I'm sorry all Kowalski Фаны that wanted the Kiss from him, but I made this up on short notice lol. If Ты think its sucky, remind me of my problem areas and I'll see what I can do :)
~Katie Kat~