Пингвины Мадагаскара

Пингвины Мадагаскара Vending Machine

evviefoxx posted on Apr 11, 2010 at 06:50PM
Yep. It's a vending machine. The rules are simple, you put in a coin and the poster below you tells you some random, hopefully funny thing that pops out for your hard earned cash.

Example:

Me: *puts in coin*
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Random poster below me: You get a kick in the face by Skipper. (You should learn to expect the unexpected)

Random poster below me: *coins*
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Me: You get Bob the pinata.

Etc. Etc...

EDIT: Due to the increasing number of really, really random things (which is something I should have edited a loooong time ago) All things must be POM related.
last edited on Apr 27, 2011 at 08:00AM

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Больше года evviefoxx said…
*Walks up to vending machine and pops in a coin on a string...*
Больше года EmoCupCake said…
You get scissors that cut your string. (You should have known better than to try that)

*puts in coin*
Больше года evviefoxx said…
You get crabs, and a nice little cage to put the shelled buggers in.
(thought i meant the something else didnt you?)

*puts in coin*
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Больше года EmoCupCake said…
You get Private's butterscotch lolly (too bad its covered in feathers and penguin saliva..ew)

*puts in coin*
Больше года evviefoxx said…
You get Mort, flying out and squeezing the life out of your feet.

*inserts coin*
Больше года Penguin11 said…
laugh
You get a giant pickle!

*puts in coin*
Больше года evviefoxx said…
You get a cucumber.

*coins*
Больше года Penguin11 said…
laugh
you get a man-eating banana!


*coins*
Больше года EmoCupCake said…
You get Rico waving a chainsaw at you because you always try to steal his 'Walski.

*coins*
Больше года evviefoxx said…
You got to jail.
Do not pass go
Do not collect $200

*coins*
Больше года EmoCupCake said…
You get a "Get out of jail free card" (I could of used that -.-)

*coins*
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Больше года evviefoxx said…
*Pockets card* You get a poo flinging Mason.

*inserts a grenade*
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Больше года EmoCupCake said…
You get 500 coins because you broke the machine with your grenade.

*puts in bottlecap*
Больше года evviefoxx said…
I'm rich!
You get a free soda.

*coins*
Больше года EmoCupCake said…
YAY! *takes cap off soda* You get a giant robot

*inserst cap*
Больше года evviefoxx said…
You get a poke in the eye.

*inserts coin*
Ты get a poke in the eye. *inserts coin*
Больше года EmoCupCake said…
You get an Emo Cup Cake

*coins*
Ты get an Эмо Cup Cake *coins*
Больше года evviefoxx said…
You get irony.

*inserts coin*
Ты get irony. *inserts coin*
Больше года EmoCupCake said…
You get a dog butt

*Inserts cat*
Ты get a dog butt *Inserts cat*
Больше года evviefoxx said…
You get a cattank.

*inserts mailman*
Ты get a cattank. *inserts mailman*
Больше года EmoCupCake said…
You get a military trained cat.

*inserts obese person*
Ты get a military trained cat. *inserts obese person*
Больше года evviefoxx said…
You get a person that's full of themselves.

*insert Kowalski*
Ты get a person that's full of themselves. *insert Kowalski*
Больше года EmoCupCake said…
You get a kitten on crack.

*inserts dentist*
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Больше года evviefoxx said…
You get an old fashoined lol.

*inserts Officer X's shades*
Ты get an old fashoined lol. *inserts Officer X's shades*
Больше года EmoCupCake said…
You get envy (Curse that inaporpriate pic)

*inserts Kowalskis clipboard*
Больше года evviefoxx said…
You get slapped by Skipper.

*steals Kowalski's clipboard to sell on ebay*

*insert coin*
Ты get slapped by Skipper. *steals Kowalski's clipboard to sell on ebay* *insert coin*
Больше года EmoCupCake said…
You get a hamster fail.

*inserts pencil*
Ты get a хомяк fail. *inserts pencil*
Больше года evviefoxx said…
You get a thumbs up for the failed space program.

*inserts banana peel*
Ты get a thumbs up for the failed Космос program. *inserts банан peel*
Больше года knocktimerico said…
you get a thumbs down for the banna peel..eww

*coins*
Ты get a thumbs down for the banna peel..eww *coins*
Больше года EmoCupCake said…
You get a tomato

*inserts Private*
Ты get a помидор *inserts Private*
Больше года penguinsfan2 said…
big smile
^_^ you get a kid stuck in a toilet ^_^ (poor poor kid :P)
*inserts half eaten choclate*
^_^ Ты get a kid stuck in a toilet ^_^ (poor poor kid :P) *inserts half eaten choclate*
Больше года EmoCupCake said…
You get a link: link It's your own! Suprise!

*takes kid out of toilet and inserts him*
Больше года penguinsfan2 said…
big smile
you get a bucket of camel spit ^_^
*inserts a furby*
Ты get a bucket of верблюд spit ^_^ *inserts a furby*
Больше года EmoCupCake said…
You get mooned by a kitten!

*takes out furby* MY OWN FURBY! YAY!
*inserts Privates childhood*
Private: NOOO!
Ты get mooned by a kitten! *takes out furby* MY OWN FURBY! YAY! *inserts Privates childhood* Pr
Больше года penguinsfan2 said…
you get flipped off by an ape ^_^
*inserts cake*
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Больше года EmoCupCake said…
You get a giant Private doll. (Cause I'm nice like that :P)

*inserts Ricos flamethrower*
Больше года penguinsfan2 said…
big smile
OMG!YAY! ^_^
you get a skipper blanket XD
*inserts books*
i was'nt gunna read those anyway ^_^
Больше года Penguin11 said…
laugh
You get a shaved cat

*inserts skipper*
Ты get a shaved cat *inserts skipper*
Больше года EmoCupCake said…
You get bomb that makes you explode! ~From Rico :D

*steals Skipper from machine* OMG YAY! *runs away with him*
*inserts giant carrot*
Больше года Penguin11 said…
laugh
You get A big jar of acid - From Kowalski :D


-inserts man with boobs- XD
Больше года penguinsfan2 said…
big smile
you get a pillow full of lip gloss X]
*inserts bags*
Больше года Penguin11 said…
laugh
You get a gucci leather handbag (fancy! :D)


-inserts giant turd- XD
Больше года krazy4kowalski said…
You get a free trip to Ger-ber-jiggle-stan.

*inserts Jiggles*
Больше года EmoCupCake said…
You get a giant pickle that rapes people O_O

*inserts the acid* BURN MAN WITH BOOBS, BURN!
Больше года Penguin11 said…
smile
You get a giant replica of Mort!


-inserts bucket of blood-
Больше года EmoCupCake said…
You get a giant skunk that likes to sing!

*inserts pickle*
Больше года Penguin11 said…
laugh
You get some lenderhosen!


-inserts giant picture of rico-
Больше года EmoCupCake said…
You get a donkey! YEE-HAW! YEE-HAW!


*inserts my soul*
Больше года Penguin11 said…
laugh
you get uranus!


-inserts broach-
Больше года EmoCupCake said…
You get a giant crab.

*steals broach and inserts uranus*
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