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Aww, Private's so cute.

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Black-Raine, Martha85 and 3 others like this

Lzk94pzpom AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!^-^

Kowalski355 AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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LillyPenguin94 AWWWWWW, is soo cute! ^w^

Colonelpenguin look it's a fish that is soo cute

skipperfan5431 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Private is just the cutest little thing EVER!!!!!! :3

Penguinangel Aww, who has a plunger on their head? You do! You do! X3

Kowalski355 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HES SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xDark_Angelx AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Hehe! X3

IluvPrivate AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who's the cutest penguin on earth? YOU ARE! YOU ARE! Oh my gosh, that is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute!

Icicle1penguin ADORABLE!!!

sparks_90 Awww...., please don't look me with that pretty face

private137 awwww,itsa so cute! but what it is on his head?

VampirezLuvluv he looks like a baby!!!!!!! I wanna hold him!!!! No wait..........holding skipper is better. never mind all you private lovers.

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All that is well and good - Chapter 7: Funeral and Stories

posted by BirdG

Funeral and Stories

In the afternoon, Mason and Phil came back. They had gone to the edge of the forest where Marlene had found Private and now, they carried a bunch of white linen with them.

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They buried Kowalski in the light of sundown. They had dug a grave not far away from the oak; underneath some young birches, lowering their thin greened branches sadly over the dark stone, which Burt had dragged here as a grave stone. It was unshaved but deep grey and it did its sad effect…

The group of Животные stood around the hole and looked down. The chimpanzees, Marlene and Maurice had wrapped Kowalski's...

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Chronic Zombiism FOR REAL, THIS TIME! (a POM scary fanfic)

posted by mostar1219

Kowalski's in the park putting the finishing touches on his new laser. I find him and see what's going on.
Me: What are Ты doing, Kowalski?
K: Oh, I'm just putting the finishing touches on my new Undeadinator.
Me: Let me guess, it brings anyone back from the dead?
K: And plants. Now, i just need to find a target.
Me: How about that dead sunflower across the street. (pointing across the street)
K: Good thinking. Now, I just need to aim percisely. (Kowalski shoots the laser, but instead of hitting the dead sunflower, it hits a truck with a mirror on it and bounces back to me knocking me on the ground)...

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Return of the Blowhole: Chapter 6: The дата

posted by Metallica1147

Author's Note: Sorry for the wait everyone. School and family issues are holding me back from Письмо this story. But I at lease I'm working on this when I can! Sorry everyone. Thos story will go on.

Chapter 6: The Date

Later that night Blowhole was almost ready for his дата with Nori. Both Brandon and Marlene was helping him getting ready.

"So am I finally ready for me date?" asked Blowhole.

"Almost," сказал(-а) Marlene, "Just one еще thing."

"And what might that be?"

"A black rose for Nori." сказал(-а) Brandon.

"What happen to the red rose?"

"Red Розы are so overrated, Marlene, its all about black!"

"Fine,...

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The Story I Made In 20 минуты

posted by ___Sophie___

Weird story

Kowalski: Aww….
Me: i know what will cure that frown.
Private: Finally! I am not winkied anymore..
Kowalski: What?! (sniffles)
Me: Let's make a new science experiment!!
Skipper: Oh no! Let me slap Ты with this FISH!!
Kowalski: Ahhh!!! (runs)
Skipper: What are Ты looking at?
Me: Nuuthing…..why are Ты looking at me with that glare on your face?
Skipper: I’m also gonna slap Ты with this рыба if I’m done with Kowalski….
Me: What!?!

Me and Kowalski flees away…..

Me: Ok that didn't work! I'll just go with Rico instead. Эй, Rico!

Approaches Rico…

Rico! Wha?
Me: Want to Присоединиться me in my...

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The Deadly треугольник - [4]

posted by SummerPoM

Chapter 4 - Again

The same day, later.

All members were packing.
Their luggage contained enough for a few days. All bags had survival kit. But nothing was enough for survive in an island.
"Are Ты all ready?", Skipper asked cheerfully.
"YEAH!!", all people said.
"NO!!", Kowalski shouted.
"Why, soldier?", Skipper asked.
"I have a device that communicates and connects us to each other. It will help us."
"A Walkie-Talkie?", Private suggested.
"Yes", Kowalski sighed as he handed the walkie-talkies to everyone. "A Walkie-Talkie".
"Okay, are Ты ready now?", Skipper asked again.
"YEEEAH!!", all said.
"So here...

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It. Chapter 15: It's true form.

posted by 67Dodge

"Okay Pennywise!! Показать yourself now!!" yelled Maurice. A cough emerged and a fog with the image of Pennywise appeared there. "Hey there Skipper, can't find your best friend?" asked Pennywise. "Marlene? Of course Ты dumbass!! We Остаться в живых her to you!!" yelled Skipper. "Oh that's sad, very sad indeed, but you're in luck, cause I happen to know, where Marlene is," сказал(-а) Pennywise with a grin on his face. "Then where is she?! I think you're lying!!" yelled Kowalski. "Let's see if Marlene here thinks I'm lying, Marlene, am I lying?" сказал(-а) Pennywise, holding Marlene, who was limp and non-responsive. He...

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звезда pengs ch 3: звезда lover

posted by andresandru

The four entered with The Comander to an arena that was very large, it was al gray, the floor was divided in squares, just then the Comander stopped and turned around there he pulled out a gray cilinder with some black dots on it, he then pressed a button, and two large concrete blocks appeared, he then spoke

"I'll teach Ты how to use the plasma saber's power so well, that Ты will do this, blindfolded!" the Comander said, he then put a vend infront of his yes, and jumped and broke with one slice the two concrete blocks

"wooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!" they all said

"her have yours!" the Comander...

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Mrs Yellymertington chp1: first Denmark, now Brazil?!

posted by andresandru

Skipper and he's team were preparing for a big race, they just found a new, manlier car, this was a race between Skipper and Private, if Private won, he would be accended to a higher rank, if skipper won, he would make Private a Private again, they were in the line to begin, while in the sits where the Животные espectated Mandy and Marlene had a discussion

"I bet 10 fishes that my lovely Private wil win!" Mandy told to Marlene

"I bet 10 fishes that skippy wins!" Marlene continued with the bet

"deal!" the both shouted

While in the road...

"ready gentlepengs!" kowalski shouted

"in your marks..."

"get...

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a coup of knifes ch2: where the heck is Private?!

posted by andresandru

::skipper view::

I was mad at what Private did, but not as much to do whatI did, I went out to apologize to him, but I didn't found him, instead I heard his voice

"HEEEEELP, ANYONE, HEEEELP!!!!" I heard

"Fast team, go, go,go, go, go!" I shouted to my team

WE passed running, but I forgot an important thing: Alice, she had heard the terrible squeak and was running to see what happened

"Rico!" I shouted to him, he knew what to do, he regurgitated a small gun, it had a special powder that made people go uncouncious, but then I realised something, she wasn't going for private, she was rushing... to the...

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It. Chapter 3: Oh God, the Fortune Cookies...

posted by 67Dodge

After another somber день at Central Park they had finally saw all the guests leave the zoo as usual. Skipper and his team haven't seen any sign of Pennywise all day, so they assumed the coast was clear. So they decided to go to Marlene's place to eat Chinese food. When the Penguins dialed the restaurant for an order, they got into their disguise and took their meal from the delivery man, and paid him as usual. As soon as the delivery man left, Skipper and his team got out the costume and headed to the zoo. "Alright now, we have to find a way to prove if Pennywise is responsible for the bloody...

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When Eyes Meet-Chapter 4

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 4

Private and Marlene paused and looked at Skipper. He saw the whole thing, he now knew about their secret love.

"Private. Explain, NOW!" Skipper barked.

"Skippa! It's hard to say this…but…" Private was too nervous to say anything.

"But what?" Skipper asked with his flippers folded.

"It's just that…" Private stopped mid-sentence.

"Me and Private Любовь each other." Marlene сказал(-а) bluntly.

Skipper couldn't believe his eyes. Private was too young. He couldn't believe his eyes.

"Private…you can't Любовь Marlene. She's too older than you." Skipper said.

"Excuse me?" Marlene said.

"Skippa! I'm not...

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The Blood Night Chapter 9: Beneath the ribbon

posted by 67Dodge

"Skippy, I'm sorry when I have to do this, Ты won't Любовь me any less if I reveal what's behind this ribbon for me to escape, right?" asked Lilly. "Not a bit love, do what Ты need to do to help others," сказал(-а) Skipper. "Are Ты so sure? What if Ты hate me?" asked Lilly. " I won't, I promise Lilly," сказал(-а) Skipper reassuringly. Lilly then quickly kissed Skipper and began to tug at the knot. She started undoing the first knot and she tried to hold back tears of shame at herself for Показ Skipper her secret. She had succesfully undid the first knot on her ожерелье and felt ashamed further still....

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The Magical Smart Tonic Pt 1

posted by Cherpeng

Before sunrise on a beautiful Friday, everyone in the zoo (only the animals) were packed up in the gift Магазин wondering why there was a meeting. Everyone was so excited and chit chatting they didn't hear Skipper yell "QUIET!!" in a very firm tone. Finally, Private screamed in the вверх of his lungs "BE QUIET SKIPPER WANTS TO TELL Ты SOMETHING!!" Everyone finally quieted down and looked at Private, then Skipper, then Rico and then Kowalski.

It was quiet for a moment until King Julian yelled "Welcome Животные to the King Julian annual gathering!" Skipper slapped himself on the forehead and сказал(-а) "RING...

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The Blood Night Chapter 7: Dr. Murdoch

posted by 67Dodge

"What do Ты suppose 'go through the zombie's eye' mean Skippah?" asked Private. "I think it's some actual formation that just LOOKS like a zombie's eye I guess," сказал(-а) Skipper. "Well all we know it's southwest and we must find it in order to get to Lord Murdoch's castle," сказал(-а) Kowalski. "Lets keep going, it might be bound to be there.....somewhere..." сказал(-а) Marlene. Rico then put his flipper in his beak and looked around with his flipper pointed out, sniffing the air, then pointed to a large, drawn-out, круг that looked like an eye on the dirt ground. "I think that's it!! It must be the zombie's...

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New friends!- Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

It's a dark night in the Central Park Zoo, and Skipper and the guys are patroling the perimiter of the zoo. "Skipper...can we PLEASE go to bed. Everyone's asleep and nothing is going on!" Lilly asked, her eyes nearly shut. Kowalski and Rico were leaned up against the side of the Rhino habitat, falling asleep. "WAKE UP Ты TWO!" Skipper yelled, causing the two penguins to fall over. Lilly, Skipper and Private began to laugh, when suddenly they heard a loud CRASH!!! "Come on!" Skipper ordered, then he slid twoards the мусорный контейнер, корзина для мусора, корзины at the back of the zoo.
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The Goo Changer (Part4) Back to the goo

posted by have64

broken Plastic Knife

Place:Central Park
Time:Do it matter?

Have:Now that I escaped your Death Rockets, permission for my sword back.

Skipper:Denied!

Have:Why. D:(

Skipper:Because, when Ты where running I thought that I was going soft on you. So Ты will work your way up to your sword.
(Skipper hands Have a plastic knife)
Have:But..

Skipper:No Buts. Back too the base.
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Place:Base
Time:classified

Private:Whats wrong?

Have:Nothing, I don't wanna talk about it.

Private:Just tell me.

Have:Skipper replaced my awesome sword with a plastic knife.

Private:Well I'm sure Ты can still...

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The death forest (The adventure begins)

posted by Colonelpenguin

It was a cold autumn morning and the penguins and I we're bored.
Kowalski:Let's do something
Me:Um... we can play blowing in my house
All:NO!
Me:sesh okay mister Oh.. we're bored do Ты have something better.
All:...
Me:that's what I thought.
Skipper:You know the forest behind us.
Me:There's a forest behind me (saying sarcastically)
Jeremy:there is and whats my name I forgot.
Me:Jeremy retard!
Jeremy:I thought I was Skipper.
Me:(sucker punches him)
Jeremy:Ow Lilly!
Me:I not Lilly I'm Kaitlyn Ты twit!
Jeremy:Oh really.
Me:Yes,really!
Skipper:If we keep on fighting we will be in this house all day!
Rico:FISH!...

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Switcheroo!- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly looked around at the mechanisms of the попкорн machine, but was unable to figure out how to turn it off. She had seen Kowalski do this kind of stuff hundreds of times, but it never really applied to her! "Help! The delicious salty treats are smothering me!" Julien cried from above. "Hang in there Julien!" Lilly shouted back, trying toget the situation under controll. "Okay,okay. What would Kowalski do?" Lilly muttered to herself as she randomly picked up wires. Then she saw two purple wires connected to two black ones. "Hey. Those wires are similar to the ones Kowalski needs..." Lilly's...

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Harry potter meets PoM part 8

posted by alex356

Me:well that should do it
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Далее morning
Harry:I am telling Ты someone open the chamber of secrets
Me:and now something is came out of that who knows what it is
Ron:well whatever it is I hope it doesn't came to us
Hermonie:well it can kill people there's 4 people
Me:I think
Hermoime:mrs.Norris,Justin,headless nick,and Colin
Me:but how can nick die if he's already dead
Harry:who knows
Ron:and well-
Skipper:*running/waddle* Harry I don't know who did it but come and see
At the griffindory house
Me:someone who is a griffindory could of came in here no one knows are were Пароль
Private:I bet they were looking for something
Harry:well they found it Tom Riddle's diary is gone
End of part 8 Guess who stope Tom Riddle's diary

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To all the fanboys on this spot!!!!!

posted by skipperfan5431

Okay. I was recently chatting with someone on this spot (I will not release his name) and he had told me something that I cannot ignore. He told me that some of Ты guys feel discriminated against, and that Ты believe we fangirls want Ты permenantly removed from this spot. I just wanted to publicly state, that this is NOT true!! Just because we make a few harmless jokes here and there, that dosn't mean we want to get rid of you. I personally believe that not all guys are sexist pigs. Now, I hope we can put this little incident behind us. Thank Ты all for your time.

~Lilly~